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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Tight Two (S02E02)

"Cattleman's Ranch, how may I help you?"
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"I'd like to place an order for pickup."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. We don't do takeout."
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"Uh, potatoes, and we don't do..."
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"- A large coleslaw, extra cole... - Okay, sir..."
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"Sir, we don't do takeout at Cattleman's."
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"We're getting in the to-go game."
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"It turns out we just started doing to-go, like, right now."
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"It's too loud. Turn it down."
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"It's down."
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"we'd be fine."
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"We totally would be."
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"I'm great at finding fresh water."
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"while using the fire to cook and eat both of you."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Don't kid yourselves."
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"and you'd be trying to eat me, too."
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"There are no berries."
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"No berries?"
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"the Intercontinental Champion of the World,"
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"Louis "The Animal" Steele!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Me eat turnbuckle!"
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"When did this couch get so lumpy?"
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"It's not the couch! It's Evan!"
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"You guys hear something? The wind?"
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"Evan! You hear Evan!"
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"You're sitting on me!"
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"Hey, watch this."
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"Kid 'n Play."
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"Ah, Hector made chocolate cake today."
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"Hey, now, now. Listen to your mother."
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"Brush your teeth after."
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"from "The Adventures of Baby Ducks Screaming.""
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"getting ready to launch Cattleman's To-Go,"
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"I only get to see them for a few minutes a night."
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"Got to make them count."
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"if you hired competent help."
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"My staff is more than competent."
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"They have the instincts of a goldfish..."
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"can't tell flakes from poop."
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"No."
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"_"
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"_"
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"There's no way you're going to work today."
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"You can't even get dressed."
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"Just let the staff handle it."
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"I thought you said they were competent."
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"When I'm there to supervise them."
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"On their own, they're..."
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"That's actually a pretty good Mitch."
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"No, I can do this."
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"If I can just get this sock on, everything will be fine."
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"It's slow at work."
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"The investment property is being held up with inspections."
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"I can just cover for you until you're back on your feet."
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"You and the staff aren't exactly a good mix."
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"You told Nancy she didn't really serve in Desert Storm."
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"She didn't get a kill."
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"She was a cook."
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"Cooks should have the most kills."
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"They have the element of surprise."
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"_"
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"you couldn't fire anyone."
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"Because that's your move."
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"you would try to fire people all the time."
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"Me. Susan our accountant. James my client."
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"You tried to fire a customer."
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"If you can't get rid of any of the pieces,"
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"No firing anyone."
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"Fine."
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"Nope. No firing."
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"No firing."
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"so I'm going to be at the restaurant today"
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"These truly are my lucky socks!"
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"My brain's going to school, but my heart's staying here."
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"My brain's staying here, too."
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"As you know, Louis had an accident."
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"Oh, yeah. He paged me... "911 Louis down"."
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"I think they're moving down here from Vermont."
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"I saw a bird in a tree,"
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"It wasn't birds."
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"Now, I know we've had our differences in the past,"
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"Together, we can make the To-Go launch a success."
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"You ever see a complete pigeon?"
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"Are you trying to get fired, Nancy?"
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"Louis also paged me that."
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"I've seen them shuffling out of burning buildings in Kuwait."
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"Hey, boys."
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"Why me?"
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"I've known you a shorter time,"
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"so I'm less attached to you."
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"Louis?"
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"Where's your father?"
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"Now they have nothing to fear!"
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"from drinking all that orange juice."
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"He said, "Hey, boys. Welcome home."
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"Want some coffee?""
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"And then he left to get us all coffee."
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"I'm waiting on a babyccino."
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"Louis?"
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"Oh, thank God you're back from work."
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"Why aren't you home with the boys?"
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"Because you're not there."
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"I can't spend time alone with our kids."
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"Can I get a babyccino and the check?"
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"What do you mean"
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"you can't spend time alone with the kids?"
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"They love you. You're their favorite."
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"for a little bit every night."
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"I give them a tight-two."
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"then get out."
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"then pretend to fall down,"
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"ending with your closer... Desirable food item."
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"Bud... weis... er."
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"Learned that from my father."
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"I idolized him,"
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"The more time you spend with your kids,"
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"the more chances they have"
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"to realize you're just a guy, a mortal,"
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