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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - The Bots and the Bees (S01E01)

"The perfect killing machine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"A superheated spike shot out by power charges."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That won't be easy..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We were just... sort of..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well... I'd go with the flame thrower."
Malcolm in the Middle
"for that high-voltage probe."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sir, before you continue, I feel I have to mention"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry, my therapist says it's a compulsion."
Malcolm in the Middle
"is both terrifying and..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"oddly thrilling."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't apologize enough for these barbaric accommodations."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You deserve so much more."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no, this is fine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why are all the hotel rooms booked?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"The All-Alabama Gay Rodeo is in town again."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Homosexuals riding horses and such."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It does wonders for the local economy"
Malcolm in the Middle
"If you're interested, I have some passes."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Another time, then."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Bon soir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The way you whined about it"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're stinky."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm giving you a sponge bath."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're not giving me a sponge bath."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Arms up."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just because you had surgery"
Malcolm in the Middle
"is no reason to be a pig."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, you did not almost die."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My appendix burst!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"the pain that I was in... that I am in."
Malcolm in the Middle
"what, with four boys totaling 112 hours of labor"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I forgave you years ago."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, God, that tattoo."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I like the tattoo, Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What is it with the men in this family and tattoos?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"right across his rear end."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That guy was such a mess when I met him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Between the motorcycle"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He was so reckless, it was crazy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Where do you think you boys get it from?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That doesn't sound like Dad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, well, that was a long time ago."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Your father has been quite a project."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and constantly watching him..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But finally"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got all that rebellion right out of him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, someday, you're going to meet a nice girl."
Malcolm in the Middle
"She's going to do the same thing for you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do your lowers."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, hey, son."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just thought"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'd help you kids out with your robot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"when you don't sleep at all."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think we got a little something up our sleeve"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I know, it's still a little slow."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, we just finished the 45th and final video"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We can start in on Monks of Death"
Malcolm in the Middle
"or lighten things up with a little Samurai Bloodfest."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're backing out of the contest."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- What? - Your father"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We can... do this..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"the easy... way..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"or... we can..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"do this... the hard..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, my dad's in the backyard."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"just playing around."
Malcolm in the Middle
"She'd kill me if she found out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"She worked so hard to get me to stop."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, God, how I miss that woman."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Um, the guys want their blueprints back."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, yeah, they're over there."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I've gone way past that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Bees shot out with the precision of a laser."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, come on, think."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's not for the robot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Buzz, zap!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're going home with a plaque or ribbon"
Malcolm in the Middle
"will end... badly."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I hear you, old fella!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(chuckles)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're not alone."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(cheering)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm really not."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I know, I'm just rubbing it in."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(laughs loudly)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Any second now her face is going to split open"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Nope."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, hi, honey. Where you been?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want you to leave."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want you to leave."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You made your phony point."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You made me look like an idiot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mission accomplished."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know what? I have had it with you, mister."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have done nothing but bitch and moan since I got here"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and I've been nothing but pleasant."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and when I'm not?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you just"
Malcolm in the Middle
"tell me exactly how you want me to behave"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and we'll see if that satisfies you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This isn't fair. You're taking my pain"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and you're twisting it into your guilt trip."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(funky dance music plays)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Please be Mom. Please be Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I didn't come to work because"
Malcolm in the Middle
"just didn't seem like fun."
Malcolm in the Middle
"to have to agree to disagree."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I thought your flight wasn't until 11:00."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It isn't."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So you have some extra time."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You want to... do something?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What is there to do?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Gay rodeo's in town."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That could be interesting."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, if that's what you want to do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We'll go."
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