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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - The Bots and the Bees (S01E01)

"(knocking)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Craig."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Tell her I'm the one that brought it by."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait. We need your help."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My dad's going crazy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He hasn't slept in four days."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's smoking, he's dancing around in his underwear."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You've got to stop him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'll handle this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, buddy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The boy here says you could use some company."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(gears growl)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hal..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"why don't you turn off the machine"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't want you around my house anymore."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Leave him alone!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Say "uncle"! - No!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just say it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh-uh, you said "duncle.""
Malcolm in the Middle
"No! Let me up!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad, you have to stop it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think me and Lois number two here"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm stopping you from quitting your job"
Malcolm in the Middle
"by threatening you with a killer robot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I wish this felt half as cool as it sounds."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Stop being crazy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have no idea what this machine is capable of."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you just sit down?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And why don't you just put the remote down?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you both just shut up?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whirring)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Go... to... the neighbor."
Malcolm in the Middle
"They won't let us over anymore."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do... something."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"this one's pretty entertaining."
Malcolm in the Middle
"to be seen with your mother?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Nah."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got one!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Yes, no, maybe *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who's your..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, he was never very lucky."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(car horn honks)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, Cadet"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to take your mind off the pain."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This is a good opportunity"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and attack weaknesses in your character."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm getting a scope for my BB gun."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah."
Malcolm in the Middle
"putting my catheter in."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Boy, it's stuffy in here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Homework?! You're not giving him homework."
Malcolm in the Middle
"had it not been for Francis' long history of crying wolf..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you just go play army man somewhere else?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(moans)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do we all want"
Malcolm in the Middle
"between the rotary actuator"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's got to be more simple, like a sledgehammer..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's have a look."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I guess you shouldn't tell your parents, then."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I thought it was going to be"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's okay, honey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad had a tattoo?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know, it's amazing how much you can get accomplished"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whirring)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But wait till I put on the big blade."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Way."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, boys."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and she's going to reveal herself"
Malcolm in the Middle
"for the evil banshee she really is."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine. Why don't I just leave then?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I do have a very good reason"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, how about this?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm trying to be pleasant."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, well."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got my sons, we're bonding."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and sit down?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Duncle."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just turn it off, Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"If it hadn't been for this"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Carry on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Not yet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(TVplaying men in battle)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hal: There we go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Anyone for doubles?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you sit down like I asked you to?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(clicks)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"so they can reinsert it when she gets here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't even mind having Krelboynes in the house."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, he put a great big "Lois""
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I don't know *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"All right, then."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You don't expect me"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That thing is a little project"
Malcolm in the Middle
"she can't twist it around and make it my fault."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(howls)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"The guys want their... Are you smoking?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and twisted it toward his own mad ends."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There's no winning with you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You look terrible!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What guilt?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, this? No, I'm just..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just brought by your mom's paycheck."
Malcolm in the Middle
"butterfly!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We've had a vote."
Malcolm in the Middle
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