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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - The Bots and the Bees (S01E01)

"if you just say it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now you have to say "uncle" in my butt."
Malcolm in the Middle
"are going to go down to work"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just put the remote down."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad, please."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(buzzing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(muffled): Call... animal... control."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You ripped the phone out of the wall."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and no one will do anything"
Malcolm in the Middle
"until Mom gets home?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Are you sure you're not embarrassed"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got one!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Can you repeat the question? *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Life is unfair. **"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm: Okay, give me the tape."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't worry about it. No one's home."
Malcolm in the Middle
"at the battle arena."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I thought this was porno."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And no one's... excluded."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, this is the lamest thing I've..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's an open competition."
Malcolm in the Middle
"put them in a ring"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't believe it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Finally something cool about being smart."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We were hoping you'd say that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Here's the deal:"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We've got the designs, we've got the desire"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and we're not distracted by any kind of social life."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The only problem is that our parents"
Malcolm in the Middle
"would never allow us"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to build something that dangerous."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That means we need a place with a total lack of caring"
Malcolm in the Middle
"adult supervision."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(boys cheering)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are the odds, huh"
Malcolm in the Middle
"two months after using the same excuse"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to ditch school?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and tell them I won't be coming in."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Will do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, there's my cab."
Malcolm in the Middle
"that we have not been apart for one night in 18 years."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You going to be okay with that?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"without my mommy for a few days."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I told you that baby voice creeps me out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I brought you a little something"
Malcolm in the Middle
"for you to catch up on your homework."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Take it from me..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"a lengthy hospital stay is the perfect environment"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to focus your mind"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I never would've learned conversational French."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry, man."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I was this close to going medieval on him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Every time I breathe in, I almost pass out from the pain."
Malcolm in the Middle
"For as long as I can remember"
Malcolm in the Middle
"my mom has been torturing me with guilt."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but this is perfect!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"almost dies 1,000 miles from home"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and she's the one who sent me here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's beautiful!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- (groans) - Dude..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want you to say that again when she gets here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, this poor woman has no idea what she's walking into."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want to wear my pajamas to school."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You don't have a BB gun."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay. But since I'm asking to build a killer robot"
Malcolm in the Middle
"A couple friends and I want to explore"
Malcolm in the Middle
"our engineering and machining skills..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"if a bunch of Krelboynes and I"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(pounding on door)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois will get through her operation."
Malcolm in the Middle
"She is a fighter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, no, Craig. It was Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, my God!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Did he shoot her?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I knew it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I told her to stay away from him!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now, Craig, uh..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois did not have an operation."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Our son Francis did."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, tell Lois I stopped by."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Maybe I should take it out"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Maybe you could..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"shut up about your mom for half a second."
Malcolm in the Middle
"'cause you're enfeebled."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: Francis!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But you can just see for yourself."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hi, honey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(weakly): You think that's going to appease your guilt?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Have you had a bowel movement?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"When is the last time you moved your bowels?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Edwin Spangler."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I am commandant of Marlin Academy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good for you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Where's your eye?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Pardon?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do your ears work?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you have some business with my son?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He needs to rest."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My son nearly lost his life..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I assure you, ma'am"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Crying wolf?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He does not need you marching in here, puffing up your chest"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and making his life more miserable than it already is."
Malcolm in the Middle
"God, she is magnificent."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dude, your mom rocks."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whimpers)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(man on TV) You got a girl?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(man #2 on TV) Yeah, Sarge. I miss her somethin'awful."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We need... more torque!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, we need a balance between speed and torque."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This is great."
Malcolm in the Middle
"a direct, continuous linear relation"
Malcolm in the Middle
"or am I just some kind of crazy dreamer?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- the polycarbonate body? - It's a..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Correction... killer butterfly."
Malcolm in the Middle
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