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Clips from The Simpsons - The Telltale Head (S01E01)

"I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,"
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"who roller-skate and smoke cigars?"
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"Oh, cool, man. Space Mutants 4."
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"Drop me off! Drop me off!"
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"Hey, Dad. Can I have five bucks?"
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"I hope you're not planning to see a certain movie..."
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"that a certain mother didn't want you to see."
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"Ooh!"
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"Ooh, cowabunga!"
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"But sneaking into a movie is practically stealing, man."
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"You little sneaks, you're coming with me."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, we don't wanna see your crummy movie anyway."
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"I've been kicked out of all four Space Mutant movies."
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"Wow, man."
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"Three jumbo chery squisheys,"
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"- and one double jumbo original flavor, sir. - Okay."
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"I've got eyes in the back of my head."
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"Share the wealth. That's what I always say."
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"Guys?"
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"Guys?"
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"Hey, guys. Where'd you get all that great stuff?"
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"- You ripped it off? - Yeah. Thanks for covering for us, man."
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"If it weren't for him, all the settlers would have died..."
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"So?"
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"watch me hit him right between the eyes."
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"We're really scared."
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"- Oh, sorry. - We forgot how much you love Jebediah Springfield."
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"- Yeah, he's your boyfriend. - Yeah!"
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"- Come on, guys. Knock it off. - Beat it, Simpson."
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"Man, I thought you were cool."
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"Wow! Look at these bowling balls, Maggie."
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"Black marbleized with a liquid center."
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""The Stealth Bowler: The pins don't know what hit them.""
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"Well, then come down for breakfast."
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"Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"We interrupt "Mamboin the Morning"..."
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"in an act of senseless vandalism."
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"Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads."
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"Stay tuned to this station..."
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"for further developments as they break."
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"- It's just a statue. - The statue of the trail blazing founder of our town."
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"Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?"
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"Come on, Lis. School bus."
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"- when he killed that bear. - It's so awful."
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"Okay, come on, come on, everybody."
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"We gotta get on with our lives."
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"Let's ty and put this tragedy behind us."
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"A beer, please, and make sure there's a head on it."
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"I said it before, and I'll say it again."
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"" Hell in a hand basket!""
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"I hope they find the punk who did this,"
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, we'd break every bone in his stupid little body."
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"- Yeah, that's right, man. Limb by limb. - Yeah!"
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"to cut off the head, and really cheese everybody off?"
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"but I would never cut the head off of a guy..."
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"who iced a bear with his bare hands."
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"-So what's in the bag, Bart? -My head."
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"It's the head of Jebediah Springfield."
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"Look what you've done. You wanted to be popular."
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"- Uh, to my room. - Why don't you watch Krusty the Clown?"
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"There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity."
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"If you know who cut off Jebediah's head--"
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"I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy--"
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"turn them in, and Krusty will send you..."
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"I hope you're not planning to do what I think you're doing."
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"You know, Bart, you don't have to found a town to be a hero."
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"Aah!"
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"Jebediah Obediah Zachariahjedediah Springfield..."
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"that the bear, in fact, probably killed him."
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"- But whether bear killed man-- - Mom. Dad."
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"Yeah, why? You little--"
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"Because I wanted some really bad kids to like me."
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"Somehow I got the idea that being popular..."
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"was the most important thing in the world."
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"- Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? - Uh--"
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"Homer, did you have something to do with this?"
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"I pulled a few boners."
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"But I think you'll find people are pretty decent..."
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"- The head! - Kill 'em!"
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"as he stands on the brink of salvation,"
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"- I await your wrath. - Aw!"
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"- Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. - Neither do I."
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"- Forgive me, sir. - No problem, Bart."
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"Look! It's glorious."
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"- I love you, Smithers. - The feeling is more than mutual, sir."
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"Whoo!"
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"You know, Bart, when I was your age,"
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"I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a bloodthirsty mob."
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"How long will this story take?"
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"- Ohh! - Bart."
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"But it's a 49-yard field goal into the wind."
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"- Oh, oh, oh! Me! - Bart?"
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"That was very nice, Father."
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"What? Oh, yeah, you were great."
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"Homer."
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"Well, okay. I just wanted to make sure we weren't deluding ourselves."
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"- Four fifty-two. - Don't worry, guys. It's on me."
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"Beat it, Simpson."
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"Man, I thought you were cool."
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"Aha!"
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"Well, I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?"
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"Bart, are you all right?"
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"Oh. That's some ball."
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"Go on, Lisa. We've all got to be brave, just like Jebediah..."
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"I wanted them to like me."
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"Sorry, man. It's either you or me."
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"Sometimes a hero could be a young boy..."
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"Yeah, well, I'm running a little short on courage right now."
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"Anyway, think about it, will you, son?"
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"Well, that's my story."
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"- Aw, Dad. - We'll die together, like a father and son should."
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"- No way, Jose. - Marge, they're only space mutants."
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"Here you go, son. Share the wealth. That's what I always say."
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"Da da da da da Whoa! Whoa!"
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"I said, what's in the bag, Bart?"
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"Let's take the head thing back to the authorities."
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"- We know this part. -Oh, yeah, right."
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"- Holy Toledo, it's good! - It's good! It's good! It's good!"
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