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Clips from The Office - Phyllis' Wedding (S03E03)

"I swear, Phyllis, you are as beautiful"
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"as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin."
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"Thanks, Michael. That's sweet."
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"Same as when you said it outside."
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"How you doing? Are you excited?"
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"If you need to vomit, that is okay. I did."
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"Do you want to talk about tonight?"
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"No."
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"A lot of pressure."
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"Phyllis, did you break wind?"
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"It's okay if you did, it's a very natural reaction."
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"I'm sure that Bob..."
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"That is pungent."
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"I lost my train of thought."
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"Are you set on that hairstyle?"
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"Michael, please. I just need some time alone."
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"I've only been to one other wedding."
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"It's actually a very cute story."
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"My mom was marrying Jeff, and they asked me to be ring bearer."
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"and somehow my pants became wet."
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"I hate you!"
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"A long story short, Jeff's dog ended up as ring bearer."
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"Why are all these people here?"
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"There's too many people on this Earth."
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"You know what?"
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"No way. Did you ever see that movie?"
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"and went into the wrong theater."
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"After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater,"
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"Because that's the thing about bear attacks,"
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"they come when you least expect it."
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"You know, I just wish..."
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"to actually smoke some of these guys out, you know?"
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"I will locate the wedding crashers and report them to Phyllis."
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"Hi, I'm Kevin."
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"Where did you find her?"
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"Right."
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"Could you scoot over? You're on my dress."
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"I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding."
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"I know, but there was an emergency."
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"This strapping, young lad sitting here is Phyllis' father, Elbert,"
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"and he is quite the ladies' man."
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"I will do better. I am going to be better."
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"Are you ready for this, Elbert? I am."
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"It's..."
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"This is..."
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"That's..."
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"(WHEELCHAIR CLATTERING)"
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"And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration,"
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"to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"I do."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you,"
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"for the first time as a couple, Mr. And Mrs. Bob Vance!"
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"You may now kiss the bride."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"for the first time as a couple, Mr. And Mrs. Bob Vance!"
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"Congratulations, Phyllis. You look lovely."
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"Thank you."
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"Your dress is very white."
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"Thanks, Angela."
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"Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man."
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"But just know,"
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"If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you."
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"Also, I'm gonna need to see a copy of the guest manifest"
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"as well as photographs of the caterers."
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"I don't have that, Dwight."
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"Damn it, Phyllis!"
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"Are you all right?"
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"This must be so awful for you."
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"Well, this is supposed to be your wedding."
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"If I was you, I would just, like,"
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"freak out and get really drunk"
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"and then tell someone I was pregnant."
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"Okay. That's a lot of good ideas. Thanks."
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"Excuse me, sir, how do you know the happy couple?"
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"The bride and groom. What are their names?"
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"Come on, freeloader. Let's move it."
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"What can I do to make it more perfecter?"
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"It's beautiful."
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"Why don't you find your seat and enjoy the buffet."
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"I'm already on it. The chicken?"
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"It's fish."
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"I will take care of that."
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"I do. I know a fair amount about fine food and drink."
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"This is a white."
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"This is the third wedding that Scrantonicity has played."
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"We also played our bassist's wedding and our guitarist's wedding."
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"He is old and has brown eyes and dementia."
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"His family is very concerned."
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"It's a very serious situation."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"but this wedding's really nice."
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"I mean, the flowers and stuff."
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"Phyllis has got some great taste."
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"You're kidding me, right?"
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"Roy, I picked those flowers."
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"I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning."
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"It's okay."
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"Well, you think it sucks for you?"
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"(HORN BLARING)"
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"Phyllis, you're a wonderful woman."
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"And you're a hell of a bowler!"
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"Cheers."
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"ALL: Cheers!"
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"Thank you, Randy. That was great. Thank you."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Hi, I'm Michael Scott."
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"And, for the next 40 minutes,"
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"I am going to be your tour guide through"
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"the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance,"
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"My name is Michael Scott."
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"Webster's dictionary defines wedding"
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"as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.""
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"gold medals."
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"I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss."
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"To quote from The Princess Bride,"
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""Marriage...""
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"The most important part of a speech is the opening line."
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"Flob."
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"Now, as for Bob. Bob Vance..."
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"Okay, that's enough. Thanks. ... is a guy..."
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