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Clips from Seinfeld - The Face Painter (S06E06)

"Do you know what I just did?"
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"I just amended my will to include you as a beneficiary."
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"You've come to be like a daughter to me."
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"I want to make sure that you're taken care of after I'm gone."
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"Mr. Pitt."
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"You have to check before you combine anything with your heart medicine."
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"Yes, yes. I'll check with the pharmacist."
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"We don't want anything to happen to you, Mr. Pitt."
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"We want you to live a long, long time."
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"How about a shot of me and Mr. Morgan?"
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"Would you take this for us, dear? Thank you very much. Here we go."
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"Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?"
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"No, no, it's not a racial thing. There really is a resemblance."
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"Come on. A little help."
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"A little? Come on."
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"I would've marched on Selma if it was in Long Island."
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"I always hated those girls. They would never date me."
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"He's taking me to the airport. We got a few minutes."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"What, you got no luggage?"
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"This is it. I'm only going for the day."
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"- I just gotta pick up a toothbrush. - Okay."
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"Hey, Kramer. Who does that look like?"
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"- I don't know. - Come on, come on."
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"No. Sugar Ray Leonard."
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"All right, I'll tell you what."
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"How much? $100? $200? $1000?"
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"Kramer, you've had this thing under control..."
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"...for almost three years now. Don't start again."
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"If he could see me with some of my black friends."
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"Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either."
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"- George Costanza. - Who?"
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"Remember I was here a while back?"
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"Well, I've rented another video, Joe."
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"And there's some popcorn."
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"- I thought we could do it again. - Go away."
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"Remy. Hi."
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"Well, I got another Audrey Hepburn movie."
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"Remy, I want you up here instantly."
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"You know, Remy, I was thinking. Last time we were together, you-"
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"You know what? Leave it. Just pull the car around front."
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"Just throw that in there, would you?"
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"Take an antihistamine. They're over there."
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"What about appetite suppressants?"
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"I just saw them."
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"Oh, here. Here you go."
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"- This is your swanky Diplomat's Club. - I don't see Katie anywhere."
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"...and explained every little thing."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna get some snacks before my flight."
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"Just so you know, they also have decaf as well."
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"And I talked to the hostess, they'll also be serving coffee on the plane..."
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"...along with a selection of cocktails and soft-"
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"What's going on?"
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"- Who are you? - This is the girl I want to put in my will."
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"- Elaine, I- - Please. Rest, Mr. Pitt."
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"Oh, you're the assistant."
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"Why weren't you here taking care of him?"
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"Well, he gave me the morning off. I was doing a little shopping."
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"How did this happen?"
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"You were supposed to talk to the pharmacist."
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"Oh, I'm gonna go and call that pharmacy."
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"How well do you know her?"
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"Jerry, just so you know, before we take off..."
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"Yes, I know. I've flown before."
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"Even if you have to go a little, you better go now..."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - Pretty good."
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"Earl Haffler. Nice to meet you."
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"I'm headed to Houston. Where you headed?"
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"Planes flying in from all corners of the world..."
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"...and they know the minute when they're arriving."
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"Oh, they don't know a darn thing."
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"That's why my flight to Houston has been delayed."
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"They're all morons."
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"...that that flight to Pittsburgh takes off before my flight to Houston."
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"Bet?"
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"- I haven't made a bet in three years. - Oh, come on."
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"Keep things interesting, pass the time."
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"Now arriving at gate 12..."
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"- This could be Mexico City. - Come on, Seattle, let's go."
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"- Come on, Mexico City! - Seattle! Seattle!"
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"It's a pretty full house, lighting guy's name is Lou."
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"...but the pilot is going to be in the audience."
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"Who?"
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"The pilot is going to be sitting out there watching the show."
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"I don't care. Why are you telling me this?"
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"Al right, ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Mr. Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Hey!"
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"All right. Good afternoon, Ithaca. Welcome."
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"Boy, I noticed there's a lot of those orange cones..."
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"...you have out on the thruway on the way..."
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"- It didn't go very well, did it? - No, it didn't."
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"Seeing that pilot in the audience really freaked me out."
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"If you hadn't mentioned anything, I would've been fine."
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"Why did I invite him? Stupid. Stupid."
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"When he asked for tickets, I should've said no."
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"- I'm gonna go chew him out. - Oh, it doesn't matter now."
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"- Don't you worry, I'm on top of this. - Yeah, you're on top of it."
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"Well, Mr. Kramer, looks like you're in the hole $3200."
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"Come on, one more bet. Double or nothing, huh?"
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"But I wanna see some cash on the table."
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"All right, let me call my bank, huh?"
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"All right, you stay here."
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"- Hello? - Yeah, it's me."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"Oh, no. Don't tell me."
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"You're gambling again, aren't you?"
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"You weak, weak man."
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"- The airport? - Betting on arrivals and departures."
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"But I'm down 3200 bucks, so you gotta get me some cash."
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"- I don't have that kind of dough. - Sure you do."
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"Help me, man. I'm desperate."
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"Sorry for the delay, folks."
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"...and we'l be on our way to LaGuardia."
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"What is the complication?"
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"- Mr. Seinfeld? - Yes?"
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"I'm sorry, but the pilot has asked that you leave this plane."
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"What?"
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"Apparently he has some sort of problem with you."
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