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Clips from Seinfeld - The Face Painter (S06E06)

"I'm not surprised. I really let him have it, Jerry."
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"I didn't care."
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"Well, now the pilot doesn't want you on his plane."
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"Yes, he can, if he has cause to believe that a passenger will be a disturbance."
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"Well, apparently you are disturbing him, sir."
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"- Jerry, I don't want you to freak out. - I'm freaking out!"
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"I am freaking out!"
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"There's a flight leaving at 8 and another one leaving at 8:30."
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"Which one do you think I want?"
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"- The 8 will get you in a little earlier. - Then we'll make it the 8."
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"- Hotel? - Yeah, it's 8 in the morning."
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"No, no, I have to get home tonight."
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"I don't have a preference, okay? Just make a decision yourself."
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"All right? Stop bothering me with every minor detail."
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"Please?"
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"Okay. You're the big celebrity."
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"- Hey, Jerry. How was Ithaca? - I'm stil here."
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"- Karl, I think. - Karl. Yeah, yeah."
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"- He was a nice guy. - Yeah, he was nice."
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"- What company was it? - Defend."
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"Defend. Yeah. You know, we spoke for a little bit."
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"Oh, don't tell me."
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"- Because he's black? - Gotta go."
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"- Hello? - Elaine. I need a big fav our."
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"Go down to the Diplomat's Club and meet Bridgette for me. I'm late."
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"- That's at the airport, right? - Right."
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"- You sound freaked out yourself. - I am a little freaked out!"
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"Calm down. I'll take care of it."
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"- Al right, but you have to leave now! - I said, I'll take care of it."
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"- Kramer. - Hey."
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"So it's a mailbag. So what?"
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"So what?"
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"David Berkowitz."
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"- Where'd you get this? - I took over his route."
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"And, boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route."
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"- Any of them talking to you? - Just to tell me to keep off the snacks."
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"- Your bud is a hell of a guy. - Yeah, don't I know it."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's check out the board. Now, who do you like?"
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"All right, how about Ithaca versus Boston?"
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"- Where are we? - I'm not sure."
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"Should I keep going or turn around? Do you have a preference?"
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"- May I help you? - I'm the exterminator."
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"Well, if the other people in the office saw that I had called an exterminator..."
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"...they would just panic."
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"They're a jittery group."
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"Besides, this is sort of a friendly visit."
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"- Karl, right? - Do I know you?"
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"Yeah. We met at Jerry Seinfeld's apartment..."
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"...when you fumigated for fleas over there."
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"Seinfeld. Oh, yeah. Funny white guy, right?"
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"Yes, I suppose he is white. I never really thought about it."
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"I don't really see people in terms of colour."
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"You know, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Hang on a second."
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"- Is Mr. Morgan in? - Mr. Morgan left for dinner."
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"He left?"
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"Karl, you hungry?"
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"Here's a new twist on car-pooling:"
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"Early this morning..."
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"...a lost Manhattanite drove through a residential back yard..."
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"...seemed a little freak ed out."
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"That's it! No more questions! I don't care!"
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"He's no pharmacist."
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"He called here earlier for Elaine."
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"Oh, by the way, order anything you want, it's all on me."
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"Oh, my God, Mr. Morgan. What a coincidence."
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"I'm the exterminator."
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"That's what we used to call him in high school, The Exterminator."
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"Oh, did we have some wild times."
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"- Yeah, he sure was. - I should've quit at double or nothing."
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"- Traveller's checks acceptable? - Oh, I accept."
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"Yeah, he worked in the cubicle right next to me."
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"We once double-dated."
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"Yeah."
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"It's a pleasure doing business with a gentleman like yourself."
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"Jerry asked me to meet his girlfriend here."
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"You hear about his plane in Ithaca?"
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"...single-handedly delayed the plane a whole hour."
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"Your friend caused the delay?"
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"- Nobody hustles Earl Haffler. - Oh, come on."
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"- See you around, Cosmo. - What?"
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"He's never even met you."
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"Goodbye?"
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"- Bridgette. - Jerry, what happened?"
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"I'm so sorry. I got stuck out of town."
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"I missed our whole time together."
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"Well, my plane doesn't leave for another half-hour."
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"Oh, my God. It's him."
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"It's the pilot!"
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"You wouldn't believe the rat droppings in the kitchen."
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"Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house."
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"Hear that? Hear that? Mr. Morgan!"
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"How about an I- got-all-my-luggage club?"
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"I feel a cold coming on. Could you get me a cold pill?"
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"I suppose we all look alike to you, right, Costanza?"
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"You think Morgan thinks I have a racial bias?"
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"- So you ready? - For what?"
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"- Not salt, but...? - What, Pepper Johnson?"
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"I'll bet you the next three people I ask..."
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"That's great."
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"What's this, a fellow club member?"
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"I'm Lenore Walker, Mr. Pitt's estate lawyer."
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"I spoke to somebody who worked there."
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"Isn't this place amazing?"
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"Matter of fact, I'll bet you..."
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"I'm George, George Costanza. You live around here?"
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"Why would I freak out?"
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"And you know why?"
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"- What for? - I just need it, that's all."
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"- Where are you? - I'm at the airport."
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"He had no business being in your audience if you didn't want him there."
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"But I'm not a disturbance."
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"But someone is waiting for me."
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"Which one do you want?"
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"Midsize, luxury or sports model? What's your preference?"
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"You told me not to bother you with minor details."
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"- No road is a major detail. - Okay, now I know."
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"That's him. That's the man who gave me the pills in the drugstore."
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"Pretend we're old friends."
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"He was a linebacker. Oh, boy."
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