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Clips from The Office - Initiation (S03E03)

"I took back the chair that you took from me, but I didn't take your chair."
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"When you get up, I'm just gonna take it back anyway, so..."
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"So I guess I can't get up?"
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"Hey, Coselli. The Cos, Cosby. Hey, hey, hey!"
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"My son, Theo, loves Jell-O Pudding Pops, too."
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"I hold in my hand a beet seed. Take it."
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"When you..."
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"Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Can you stand up and talk to me over there?"
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"That's it? That's what you came up with?"
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"Yeah, really."
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"You asked for my help, so I helped."
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"MAN ON PA: Attention, Scranton Business Park."
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"There will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby from now until 4:00,"
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"as a thank you to our loyal tenants."
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"Once a year, they bring in a little cart, and they give away free pretzels."
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"It's really not a big deal."
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"To some people it is."
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"Productivity is important, but how can I be productive,"
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"if I have this one little thing in my brain that I cannot get out?"
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"And that one little thing is a soft pretzel."
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"I'll get to work and I'm gonna be super-productive."
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"Look out for me!"
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"Oh, come on."
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"I am going to plant my seed in you."
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"It smells pretty bad, doesn't it?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away."
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"Gotcha."
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"Oh, hey, I forgot something in my car. I'll be right back."
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"STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,"
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"And then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."
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"But, on pretzel day... Well, I like pretzel day."
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"But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and The Chronicles of Narnia."
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"God, who invented cupcakes, right?"
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"I don't know..."
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"Hey, Phyllis, what are you doing?"
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"I'm just saying hi to Bob."
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"No, I think you're cutting in line."
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"Well, settle down, Scott."
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"No, I'm not gonna settle down."
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"No way. Uh-uh."
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"Get in the back, please."
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"STANLEY: Boo!"
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"Back in line. Thank you."
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"What a pair of marys."
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"I'll make you kneel in cow manure and I'll abandon you in a beet field."
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"Congratulations, resourceful salesman."
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"You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute farm!"
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"(SQUEAKING)"
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"(SINGING) Love me, love me Say that you love me"
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"Fool me, fool me"
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"Stop."
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"Go on and fool me"
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"Love me, love me Say that you love me..."
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"Fool me, fool me Go on and fool me"
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"Love me, love me Say that you love me"
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"This is not a proportionate response."
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"Fool me, fool me Go on and fool me"
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"(SINGING) I don't care about anything but you"
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"Whatever happened to those guys?"
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"Michael. No cuts."
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"Oh, Pam, just the woman I'd like to see. You read my mind..."
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"Great, I thought you might want to use this time to authorize some checks."
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"I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom?"
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"You're an angel."
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"Hey, why don't you just go up to your office and get some work done"
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"Because I like them a certain way and if it gets screwed up"
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"then this whole thing's blown."
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"You know, I just think that it's really important that you be productive today."
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"Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination."
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"I'll be back."
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"It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed."
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"You have walked the long, Ionely walk of Ioneliness..."
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"You know what your problem is? You know why you haven't made any sales?"
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"'Cause you think you know everything."
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"You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things."
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"Are you ready for the final test?"
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"Yeah."
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"Come on!"
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"Thank you."
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"Hi, please tell me you have a sweet pretzel left."
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"We do. Thank God."
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"And we have 18 different toppings."
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"We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&Ms,"
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"caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallows, nuts, toffee nuts, coconut,"
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"peanut butter drizzle, Oreo, sprinkles, cotton candy bits and powdered sugar."
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"Is there any way that you could do all of them?"
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"The works. You got it."
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"All right! Thank you."
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"Please be seated."
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"Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground."
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"Is that your cousin Mose?"
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"Yes."
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"Mose is my cousin and he lives here."
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"He will always be my best friend."
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"Unless things go well with Ryan today,"
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"in which case, I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore."
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"What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?"
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"Wrong. Flash floods."
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"What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?"
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"Depression?"
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"Wrong. He hated himself."
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"What is the Dharma Initiative?"
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"I can't believe that Ryan is not back yet. Where could they be?"
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"Sales take a long time."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so worried."
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"I'm sure Dwight will protect him."
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"I don't know, Dwight's so weird."
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"He's not weird, he's just individualistic."
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"No, he's a freak."
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"You're a freak!"
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"Final question, young Ryan Howard."
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"What"
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"Loneliness."
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"Maybe women."
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"Wrong. He's not afraid of anything."
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"Also, I would have accepted snakes."
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"Fear is what it's all about."
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"You cannot sell while undergoing fear. You need to vanquish fear!"
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