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Clips from The Office - Initiation (S03E03)

"One must wrestle fear to the ground."
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"(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You will now wrestle my cousin Mose!"
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"No. Okay. It's over, this is over. Okay?"
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"All right, wrestle him to the ground!"
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"No. You're a freak. No, just... It's the final..."
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"This is over. Goodbye. Ryan, don't..."
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"Ryan, you don't have to wrestle him. Ryan, just get in the coffin."
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"Ryan?"
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"Bye, Ryan."
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"Where are all the animals?"
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"(HONKING)"
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"Ryan, come on. I am sorry. I am sorry. Mose is sorry, too."
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"Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat-back bacon,"
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"and look, something he whittled."
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"Are you still mad?"
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"It's just..."
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"Jim and I didn't get along and I didn't want it to be that way again."
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"An unstoppable team that competed against other teams."
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"Oh, screw gun, the sales call!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"KEVIN: Hey!"
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"Mr. Coselli? Hey, hey, hey, the Cos. What's going on?"
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"Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal? Let's make a deal."
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"So what is the deal?"
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"Establish time frames. Keep the phrase "real dollars" in their heads."
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"And always keep the power in the conversation."
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"That's why you're losing them on the cold calls."
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"'Cause you say the word "please" too much."
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"Wait, can you go back..."
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"Michael always says, "K- l-S-S.""
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""Keep It Simple Stupid," great advice, hurts my feelings every time."
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"Good."
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"I'm gonna put everything in terms of real dollars."
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"Right."
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"I'm gonna ask a lot of questions that all have positive answers."
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"Then I can say, "That would be better" or, "We would like that.""
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"That sort of thing. Exactly, yeah. That's good."
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"I am going to try to be confident but not cocky."
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"Oh, hey everyone!"
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"I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation."
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"Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you."
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"Account... Michael, what is going on?"
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"Did you have a lot of sugar today, Michael?"
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"Caramel dip."
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"But, one question at a time, please."
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"Phyllis, Stanley, I want you to switch desks."
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"I am going to re-organize and restructure"
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"the physical layout of the office to maximize everything."
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"And we are, after all, a paper company, are we not?"
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"Are we not? Are we not? Are you with me?"
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"Are you with me? Thank you very much."
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"RYAN: They really didn't like me."
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"DWIGHT: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face."
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"I don't get it. I don't get what I did wrong."
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"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail."
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"It's those online paper jerks. The whole business is changing."
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"You know what? They're gonna be screwed once this whole Internet fad is over."
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"What are you doing? Oh, no, no, no!"
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"No!"
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"Ryan! Yes!"
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"Ryan the temp, yeah! Come on! Come on!"
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"Courtesy of Dunder Mifflin!"
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"Come on, drive!"
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"You drive!"
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"He's on a sales call."
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"Bye, Jim."
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"Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes!"
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"Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere."
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"I think about that all the time."
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"Hey, what time is it?"
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"Twenty past five."
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"A.M. Or P.M."
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"P.M."
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"Oh, good."
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"These came for you, contracts, Frank Coselli."
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"This is a huge sale."
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"Yes, right, good."
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"Good night."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Dunder Mifflin."
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"JIM: Hey."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"I'm sorry, I forgot Kevin's extension. It's a fantasy football thing."
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"And I was just gonna go through the system 'cause I didn't think you'd be there."
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"Why are you still there?"
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"I had to work late."
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"Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day."
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Yeah, totally."
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"So... So..."
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"Do you... Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead."
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"No, I..."
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"Oh, good."
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"What time is it there?"
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"What time is it here?"
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"We're in the same time zone."
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"Yeah, right."
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"How far away did you think we were?"
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"I don't know. It felt far."
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"Yeah, I have a question for you."
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"What?"
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"It's true."
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"Okay, I said "average.""
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"Seventy? How many do you type?"
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"No. No."
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"Sixty-five."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Okay, no need to laugh."
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"No, that's respectable."
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"So, okay, I'm watching the movie, by myself."
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"Right."
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"Okay."
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"And I'm freaking out."
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"Yeah."
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"That movie is so scary. I know."
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"But I'm holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up."
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"No way! How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?"
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"(CHUCKLING) No, you're making this up."
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