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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Odyssey (S01E01)

"Look what I found."
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"- There he is! - Don't do it, Dad!"
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"How could you think of killing yourself? We love you."
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"- Yeah, Dad. We love you. - Yeah."
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"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do."
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"I don't care who I have to face."
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"I don't care who I have to fight."
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"I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"
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"will give us an update on our graffiti problem."
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"Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit."
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"If anyone has any information, please contact us immediately."
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"Cool, man."
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"And now, new business. Homer Simpson, local resident, has something. Mr. Simpson?"
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"Don't be nervous. We believe in you, Homer."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen,"
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"boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do."
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"Danger comes in many, many forms,"
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"- from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors to the-- -Simpson, get to the point."
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"I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th."
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"- The other-- - All in favor?"
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"- Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. - Wow. They listened to me."
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"- All right, Dad! - Way to go, Homer."
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"- you did it, Homer. - If they think I'm gonna stop at that stop sign,"
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"they're sadly mistaken."
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"Well, everything. Your dip sign, for instance."
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"Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road."
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"You don't mean you're going to take on your old bosses."
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"- Wow. - Gee, Dad's a hero."
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"- What'd ya say, son? - Nothin'."
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"That's okay. I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say."
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"He also brought you the speed bump,"
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"the dip sign,"
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"the 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street."
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"I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety."
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"- Homer Simpson! - Homer! Homer!"
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"Thank you."
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"Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing..."
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"and especially carelessness wherever they occur."
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"He has the crowd in the palm of his hand."
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"Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. Who is he?"
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"That's Homer Simpson, sir."
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"Oh, so that's his little game."
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"I said do it! Now do it! Do it! Do it!"
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"gone bowling with them,"
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"And I say, this stinks!"
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"- Privately? - Yes."
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"- Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. - Same here."
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"I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician..."
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"or whatever the hell you used to do."
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"Safety? But, sir, if truth be known,"
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"I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee."
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"There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about."
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"The generous offer I'm making is good for exactly..."
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"30 seconds, Simpson."
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"Me, in charge of safety?"
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"This place could blow sky high. Nah. I'll concentrate on my work now."
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"Gee, this guy's desk sure is big."
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"This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. What should I--"
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"Simpson, time's up."
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"Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony..."
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"- What? - Go on, Homer."
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"Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"Yeah, Homer!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is--"
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"Oh, sit tight. I'll be right back."
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"I can't do it, Mr. Burns."
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"You mean, you're willing to give up a good job and a raise..."
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"Mmm. When you put it that way, it does sound a little far fetched,"
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"but that's the lug you're lookin' at!"
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"And I vow to continue spending every free minute I have..."
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"Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job."
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"Mmm. You're not as stupid as you look or sound..."
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"Friends,"
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"you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog..."
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"so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes..."
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"But you can't depend on me all your life."
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"You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,"
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"The only reason I'm telling you this is..."
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"I'm going to be leaving you."
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"with a big, fat raise!"
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"Hey, that's my pop up there! Dad, watch out!"
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"Whoa, easy! Don't drop me."
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"to the Springfield State Prison."
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"Any new tattoos, Otto?"
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"Look, there's our school again."
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"of making you sing in front of the class."
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"to yummy cotton candy machines."
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"When most people think of nuclear energy,"
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"I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide..."
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"Comin' through!"
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"Hey, there's my dad."
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"I don't want to hear about it, Simpson. You're fired!"
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"There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy."
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"You sat around the house all day, but now it's Dufftime."
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"I only hope I can provide a better model..."
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"Oh."
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"Someone ought to put a stop sign here."
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"Next on the agenda. Police Chief Wiggum..."
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"just for your principles?"
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"or blow yourselves up."
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"and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe."
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"- Be careful. - Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff"
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"Oh, Homer."
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"I can't let Marge support the family."
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"crusading for safety!"
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"in death than I did in life."
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"Well, it's no secret our city is under siege..."
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"so get in there!"
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"Stay here. I'll be right back."
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"Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit..."
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"That's it, Bart. Oh, why can't you be more like, uh, uh--"
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"- Aye. - Approved. Meeting adjourned."
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"I know this because I worked alongside them,"
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""Stand tall, have courage and never give up.""
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"Ah, what a great family, but come on."
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"so that we have the energy to run everything from your favorite video game..."
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"on your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house."
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"We all know this is small potatoes."
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"Warmest regards."
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