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Clips from Pineapple Express (2008)

"You are fucking dead!"
Pineapple Express (2008)
"Goddamn it!"
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"It's like, you're the first guy that I ever sold to that I became friends with."
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"I mean, like, the sack of weed."
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"Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed..."
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"...get some cash and buy bus tickets?"
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"This can be a gateway drug. Don't wanna move on to other things."
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"See you, man. Nice."
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"Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts."
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"It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach."
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"And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here..."
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"Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton. Hit-and-run."
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"You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity."
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"It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit."
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"- Yes, do you believe me? - Give me a minute."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"No, no, no."
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"- No. What are you doing? - I'm saving you, amigo!"
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"Freeze, goddamn it! Don't even think about it!"
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"This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy."
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"- What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!"
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"Oh, shit! It's the lady cop! That's the murderer! Go!"
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"Fuck."
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"I can't see! The Slushee!"
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"Get your foot out of there."
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"Get it out!"
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"Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!"
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"All right! Look out!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Turn around! Turn around!"
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"- Don't worry. I'm handling this. - Do something."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"What the fuck was that?"
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"Oh, my."
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"I haven't used a gun since Uam."
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"- “Hosted violence”? - He's a bad guy."
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"You lowered your expectations... ...of what you are worthy of."
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"- I know. - He said not to go to the police."
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"...I'm moving on."
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"Okay."
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"We're gonna go to the farm tonight, we're gonna move tonight's shipment."
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"Then tomorrow morning, we're gonna hunt these guys down."
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"Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them."
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"Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead."
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"- My God, are you okay? - I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great."
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"I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you..."
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"Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over."
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"And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian..."
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"I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?"
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"Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want ...? Okay. Jesus."
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"First things first."
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"From what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever."
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"- I'm not an asshole. - You are an asshole."
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"...and I would be fantastic right now. Instead of looking like this."
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"Monkey's out of the bottle, man."
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"What? That's not even an expression."
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"That looks great."
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"...and I wanna let you know I'll do anything to make it work."
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"I'll do anything."
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"- What do you mean? - I've..."
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"- You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature."
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"If I said three, I'd feel like a liar. I was drunk."
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"I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?"
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"- Well, look who it is. - Hello, baby."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Sorry, Betty."
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"You guys started it, man. I don't even wanna be here."
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"- Where were you? - I was there."
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"What's down there? Fucking rancor?"
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"...but I got a lot of feelings."
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"This ain't over."
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"I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life..."
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"El Dorado."
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"What's that? Purple Granddaddy?"
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"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
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"Look, I come in peace, okay? I'm not here to fight you again."
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"Look, man, I'll call 911 right now."
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"...Ted's gonna find me, man. He will."
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"I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that."
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"If you're a man, and you act heroic..."
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"Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to."
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"It belongs to me."
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"Come here."
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"I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute."
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"I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention."
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"Ted is a fucking murderer. I can't fuck with him."
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"Oh, man, no. This is lame of you, man."
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"This could be your moment."
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"Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!"
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"All right, everybody be cool, man. Be cool."
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"Put your guns down. Nobody shoots."
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"- You shot him. - Put the gun down."
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"I'm here to save you."
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"You're a mean jerk."
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"I was mean. I was mean because, I think..."
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"I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was."
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"BFFF."
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"Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously."
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"These guys are gonna fucking kill us. We gotta get out of here."
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"I do."
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"Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists against my belt buckle. That'll do it."
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"- Is it working? - I can't feel it."
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"- All right. All right. - Yeah. Okay."
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"I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"How they're both disarmed and they're downstairs."
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"Stop. Wait here."
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"Well... I cough sometimes for real."
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"See, I don't think you understood me."
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"What the fuck is that?"
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"You shot me."
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"Asians!"
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"War is upon you!"
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"Fuck!"
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"You shot him?"
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"No. No, infected."
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"Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it."
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"Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield."
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"You can't even tell."
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"That's a good point."
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