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Clips from Pineapple Express (2008)

"Maybe it was ricochet."
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"Gravity."
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"Oh, nice."
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"No, no, there might be more bad guys up there."
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"No, we'll sneak out through the vent. Come on."
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"Here we go. Okay."
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"Pull. Pull me. Come on, man."
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"Okay."
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"You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down!"
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"Now!"
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"Gonna die."
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"Shoot him!"
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"Shoot him, you dumb fuck!"
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"All right."
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"Help."
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"Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole."
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"What's up, sir?"
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"All right."
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"You know what? This is how it's gonna be?"
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"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker."
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"How you like me now, huh?"
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"Gross."
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"Saul."
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"Hey, Saul. I came back for you, bro."
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"- Yeah. - I remembered, man."
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"Bro's before ho's."
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"Your stupidity amazes me."
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"Hey, Ted!"
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"Sorry, Ted."
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"Sa? I! Sa? I!"
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"Not on my watch."
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"Saul, you made it."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, thank you."
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"What's that?"
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"We made it. Oh, we made it."
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"We have our first caller."
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"Hi. Am I on the air?"
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"A D in the face."
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"- Dale Denton? - Yeah?"
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"- You didn't like me? - You liked him so much..."
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"At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny."
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"I, like, had my foot through the window."
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"You can just kind of dip your toes into."
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"Apparently you hit him with your car, I'm told."
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"- You murdered, man. - Not a big deal. That's cool."
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"- That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed. - I know."
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"- You've been shot, like, seven times. - You gotta eat."
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"And that we became friends in the process..."
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"I'll remember that for the rest of my life."
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"- Red? - Red?"
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"Blood from my ear just..."
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"- When did it start? - At 0500. We're seven minutes in."
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"Private Miller..."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Well, sir..."
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"...I feel like a..."
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"Like a slice of butter..."
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"...melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks."
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"Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors..."
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"...what emotions do you feel?"
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"Okay, Private Miller?"
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"Okay, Private..."
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"Okay, Private Miller?"
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"Answer the question."
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"This went out, sir."
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"Can you torch me?"
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"Private Miller, answer the question."
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"You know what problem I have..."
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"Here it is. One: Lots of dudes."
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"Where are the boobies?"
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"Two: Why are we underground right now, sir?"
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"Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now?"
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"“This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!”"
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"Private, we need you to be serious."
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"I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth."
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"Hello."
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"...I have no faith left in humanity, period."
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"Everyone likes smoking weed."
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"They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon."
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"It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better."
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"It makes shitty movies better, you know?"
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"Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and..."
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"- What is this? - I'm joking."
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"- Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole. - Sorry."
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"You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age..."
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"You're not maximizing your potential. Think this girl takes you seriously?"
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"- Hey, as long as it's consensual. - I think it's consensual."
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"Yo, you been served."
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"You've been served."
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"No, I'm here to tell you you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks."
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"You've been served by the best. Keep it real."
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"Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?"
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"- Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will."
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"- Dr. Edgar Terrence? - Yes."
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"You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree..."
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"All this current system is doing..."
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"...is putting money in the hands of criminals..."
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"You ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward."
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"What?"
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"Why the fuck not, Dale?"
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"I just... Look, I can't come."
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"I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It's a bad day for me."
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"Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me?"
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"My mom has been shopping all day."
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"I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already?"
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"Then why have you been inviting me? I thought you wanted me to go."
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"I just know they'll like you, that's all."
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"You're great, and you're funny..."
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"...and you're sexy."
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"- Hi, Mr. Edwards. - Can I help you?"
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"No, I'm good. Thank you, though."
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"- I'm with her, actually. - Actually, this is my boyfriend."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up?"
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"I'm good, bro. I'm good."
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"Dude, I wanted to tell you."
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"Your Jeff Goldblum impression made me pee my pants."
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"I wish."
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"- Can you hold those? - Yeah."
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"- Hey, nice to meet you. - You too."
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