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Clips from Pineapple Express (2008)

"Is this normal?"
Pineapple Express (2008)
"Private Miller."
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"Holy bejesus!"
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"What was the question again, sir?"
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"...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military?"
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"Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:"
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"Fuck you!"
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"- Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Brat."
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"Illegal!"
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"Welcome to KRAD."
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"You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points."
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"Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton."
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"Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller."
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"- Here's my piece. - All right."
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"Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?"
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"You failed to show up for divorce proceedings..."
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"I'm just saying love has no age."
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"...you know, in society, that might look bad."
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"You've been served. You've been served."
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"...that spills onto your neighbor's property."
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"...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals."
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"I can't come."
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"- Why? - She's already planning on couscous."
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"If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to."
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"I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?"
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"I just want them to see that."
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"Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask."
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"I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age."
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"- Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey."
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"You were hilarious today in drama class."
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"Oh, hey, I almost forgot."
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"Yeah, no problem, no problem."
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"- I mean, you're great. Yeah. - Yeah, awesome."
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"Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College."
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"- I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice."
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"I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around..."
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"Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome."
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"You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too."
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"If I needed to."
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"I'm kind of in a hurry, man."
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"I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started."
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"- Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check."
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"- Brass tacks. - Yes."
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"Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked."
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"And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had..."
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"And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked..."
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"It's like God's vagina."
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"- That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like."
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"- Pineapple Express. - Pineapple Express."
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"It's this thing, like, El Nino."
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"Okay, I'll take a quarter."
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"Let me get my scale."
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"- Cross joint. - Yeah."
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"My second favorite civil engineer..."
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"...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden."
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"Future. The future."
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"That's amazing. Well, got the weed?"
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"- Yeah. - In the bag. Beautiful. Okay."
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"Let's smoke this fucking thing."
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"I really... I can't man. I gotta..."
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"I can't even light this thing on my own."
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"Yeah, I need your help, man."
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"- I'm in. - Come on!"
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"It's better to cough."
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"...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express."
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"Hang on one second, man."
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"It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up."
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"Come on up."
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"I gotta ask you. So..."
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"Disguise."
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"Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car..."
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"Yeah, you know, it only sucks..."
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"I wish I had that."
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"- You do smoke weed all day. - That's true."
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"- Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul."
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"What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit."
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"Fuck."
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"- That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Ted Jones? - Yeah, why?"
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"You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man."
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"...and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom?"
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"You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out."
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"- Peace, brother. - Okay."
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"When you got behind on the mortgage..."
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"Yes, he did."
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"Thank you so much."
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"What an adorable little cop."
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"I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see."
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"Where do I go?"
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"Hello?"
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"Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in."
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"I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in."
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"- Did it work? - On three!"
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"- Who killed who? - A cop. A lady and a guy."
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"A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?"
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"- What happened to the lady? - No. No."
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"A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy..."
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"What?"
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"You threw up on my printer."
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"- I did. - Did you break it?"
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"...so you saw Ted capping the competition."
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"And you fucking came here?"
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"I saw them kill him."
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"Relax."
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"Are you the only guy in town who has this?"
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"My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview."
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"I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?"
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"Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed!"
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"- Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay."
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"For real?"
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"You ain't got no style, motherfucker."
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"Okay, what do you know about Ted?"
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"- I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it?"
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"- Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks."
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"The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us."
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"Heat-seeking missiles."
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"Bloodhounds."
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"Who is Red?"
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"No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man."
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