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Clips from Pineapple Express (2008)

"I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?"
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"- Hello. - Hey, Red, you okay?"
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"All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by."
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"Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak."
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"- We're gonna be there in half an hour. - Perfect."
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"- No, please. No, no, no. - Let's go over there and chill out."
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"How'd you know that?"
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"Heard you whispering to that other guy that you were talking to. Who is that?"
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"Right, Dale. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning..."
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"The one where we played shuffleboard that one time?"
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"I should call Angie soon."
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"Make up some bullshit."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- Thank you. - I don't appreciate that, but it's okay."
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"Dale, wait. Wait."
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"Maybe they can even trace them..."
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"The squirrel'd be up in a tree, they'd think we were."
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"No, no, no."
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"- We'll smash them. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Get it. - Die. Yes."
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"- What the fuck was that? - I was trying to hit that tree. I missed."
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"I don't know. Call it."
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"- What? - What was that?"
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"- What? - I hear something."
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"What?"
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"Dude, I literally hear nothing."
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"Tell him to get away from me!"
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"- This isn't funny anymore! - Dale!"
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"Open it! Open it! Open the door! Open it!"
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"- Unlock it. - I can't unlock it."
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"- Go! I saw something! - Go! What did you see? Shut up!"
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"You didn't hear anything, man."
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"Crazy. What time is it?"
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"“Insinuating.” Good word."
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"What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead."
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"Look, it's like my thumb is my cock."
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"You're welcome."
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"Who is it?"
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"- Saul. What's up? - Who do you think it is?"
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"I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you."
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"- Get in here. - Coming in."
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"It's a cold sore."
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"Never had one before, so I started to cry."
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"Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?"
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"Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down."
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"Can I have a piece of that?"
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"- Don't ask for a piece. - I can't have a piece?"
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"Do you know what today is?"
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"- Tuesday. - This is my cat's birthday today."
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"So now who's the funny guy?"
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"What are we talk ...? Guys..."
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"We need to know about your source."
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"You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble."
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"And for you to come into my house..."
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"You see that? There's no hair under here, okay?"
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"What's the significance of that?"
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"...but we both can put that behind us like adults."
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"- Shake my fucking hand. - Shake my hand. Okay."
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"- I'm looking through you. - Transparent."
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"Red, I'm sorry, bro."
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"Red, you're crazy, man."
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"Dale, he's hurting me!"
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"Toilet."
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"True!"
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"Stay out of here!"
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"I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me!"
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"What did you tell Ted?"
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"He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls."
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"No! No, no, no!"
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"Think we're gonna have to kill him? I don't think I'm capable of murder."
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"Maybe we could just convince him to kill himself."
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"We need to find out everything he knows, okay?"
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"Wake up."
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"Hey, what's up, dudes?"
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"Trapped."
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"He's at a war right now with the Asians."
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"I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or..."
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"Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything."
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"It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul."
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"I've gotta get to a phone. Come on."
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"There, I have Angie's name. They'll put that together, find her. Let's go."
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"You gonna give us something we can use?"
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"- You hear that, Ted? - Ask if either of them were Asian."
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"- What skin color were they? - They were white people."
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"Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know."
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"Obviously. We're friends."
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"Dale Denton: Not Asian. All right. Kill Red."
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"Matheson, you got British Knights on."
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"I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos."
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"I don't know."
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"That's all he got out of him."
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"Well, did he say anything else?"
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"I have to take a shit."
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"Wait. Where are we going?"
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"I mean, she has a difterent last name."
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"You can be polite with your clean plates, but I'm gonna be eating food."
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"- No. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?"
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"Shit."
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"- Intros. - Great to meet you."
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"Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written..."
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"...and it's on my fridge."
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"So they could then find this house. They could come here."
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"- I know it sounds crazy. - Hide."
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"- I got it. - Get it."
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"- Put the gun down! - Put down the gun."
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"- No, don't. - Don't fuck us anywhere."
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"Kill motherfuckers with my hands."
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"Fucking hide-and-seek."
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"Love it."
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"Go to the Days Inn downtown, okay?"
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"This one here, English Breeze. Charge $40 for these."
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"And this here, Spanish Trampoline."
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"...filled with all these strange disguises."
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"Why don't I just call the Asians and talk to Cheung?"
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"Record this conversation."
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"Ted, what a surprise. What can I do for you?"
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"Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?"
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"- Hello? - Troy?"
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"...so you would stay off mine. Get off the phone."
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