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Clips from The Detour - The Birth (S02E02)

"Cut it out! Hey, stop!"
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"Hey, cut it out!"
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"Hey, come on!"
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"I made it."
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"Ohh."
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"Ohh. Ohh!"
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"Okay."
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"8 centimeters dilated, 60% effaced."
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"Oh, wow! Look at you."
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"What do you say? You want to get these little guys out of here?"
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"Okay, but we don't really have that much time."
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"Okay! The father's here."
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"Hello? Anyone here?"
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"Hey, Doc!"
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"Why do my eyes do this?"
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"I don't know."
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"That's locked, right?"
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"Mm..."
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"A-ha-ha-ha!"
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"Where'd he go?"
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"He had a surgery to get to."
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"I was about to discharge him."
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"I don't know."
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"Then who was it, Gene?"
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"I don't know."
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"Hey. Look at this guy."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Oh, that's, uh... Bloody Dr. Benchman."
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"Oh, right."
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"Wait. Who?"
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"Dr. Benchman... goes around, kills people..."
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"with a bench."
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"I don't see how two niños are gonna fit"
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"out of a petetino that is so incredibly tight."
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"Dude, get... get out of here! Go!"
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"Oh, excuse me. You don't want me here?"
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"Why'd you call me crying?"
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"Because I wanted someone to talk to on my drive over."
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"I didn't ask you to come."
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"I'm not gonna miss the birth of my babies."
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"Sir, are you actually with this woman?"
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"- No! - You tell me."
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"Can't you see the passion? The sexual ferocity?"
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"I've been working for 36 hours straight."
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"I don't care."
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"They are going to stay in here"
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"until their actual father arrives."
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"Wha..."
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"Nuh-unh!"
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"Hm!"
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"Well, what are you supposed to be?"
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"A mental patient. Be careful."
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"Buddy! I need those!"
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"- Get off! - Hey! I'm tired!"
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"- I don't give a shit! - I'm old!"
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"- Get off! - No!"
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"- I'm going to see my kids! - So am I!"
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"Sure, man. Whatever you want, okay?"
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"I just... you cut the cuffs, we're square."
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"I don't want to aid and abet a criminal."
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"Open it up. Open it up."
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"There you go. Attaboy. Okay."
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"- Oh, my God! Calm down. - I'm sorry! I'm nervous."
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"Are you, like, a legit, like, criminal or something?"
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"No!"
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"I mean, I escaped from a psych ward,"
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"but... don't you worry."
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"Come on, cut."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ, man!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"Is that... part of the costume?"
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"I need to get... Aaah!"
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"think before stealing somebody else's property!"
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"Yes, I took your bolt cutters."
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"Because I forgot the combination!"
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"They are fighters."
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"- I am trained in capoeira. - Shut up."
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"I'm sorry. We're just gonna have to cut them out."
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"Cut them out."
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"Get some!"
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"She just doesn't look like me."
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"But this one most definitely looks like me."
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"What would you like to name the boy?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"I would like to name him "Jareb.""
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"What?"
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"Spelled J-A-R-E-B."
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"Named after my first love."
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"I am not naming my son after the man who molested you!"
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"Give me something. He is my son."
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"Sir! Excuse me!"
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"Excuse me, sir!"
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"Sir, you can't go in there!"
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"Babe!"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Are you drunk?"
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"- Did... Did they come out? - They did."
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"- What? - They did!"
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"Delilah."
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"She's so mad, just like me."
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"And Jared."
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"- I do. - Oh, good."
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"You're a lucky man, Nate."
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"Thank you, Doctor."
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"Yeah, you have a daughter, too."
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"That's genetics."
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"Netscape that shit."
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"- Excuse me. - Hm?"
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"What are the chances of one twin being from one man"
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"and the other from another?"
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"Well, if a woman has intercourse with two men"
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"within a 24-hour period, then, yeah, sure, it's possible."
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"Although I pity the fool!"
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"Order!"
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"[Bleep] off."
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"But the boy, Jareb, is a different story."
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"I need to take a recess to look this all over."
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"Court is adjourned until Monday morning."
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