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Clips from The Detour - The Birth (S02E02)

"Oh, that's not pee."
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"That's not pee."
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"Nate? Nate! That's not pee!"
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"Naaaaate!"
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"I think I'm, uh, ready to call it a night, so..."
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"Your wife doesn't mind that you're hanging out with hotties?"
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"Oh, he's not married."
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"You got to get out while the gettin's good, Natey."
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"Plus, why would I screw around"
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"That's not your wife. That is a model."
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"It's not. She's... She's with me."
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"- You ride a motorcycle? - Did she used to be fat"
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"and doesn't realize that she can do better now?"
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"No. Just a lucky son of a bitch."
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"I mean, he's a lab monkey one day,"
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"and the next day, he is an executive."
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"What?!"
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"I don't buy it."
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"Show me a picture of you and her in the same photo."
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"We've only been together nine months,"
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"so I don't have a lot of those, but..."
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"Um... my phone just died."
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"You must be really good at... something."
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"Ew! Rachel! I thought you were with Billy."
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"- Wouldn't call it "slumming." Okay? - No!"
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"And on that note, I think I should go."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Oh!"
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"What did they call you?"
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"- Dipshit. - Dipshit."
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"It's my favorite holiday."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Whoo! Whoo! Whoo."
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"Um, sorry to stop the party, y'all,"
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"but I got an important message for a Nate, from his girlfriend."
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"Is one of you guys Nate?"
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"Buddy, there's more than one Nate here, okay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"We are the Nates of the Round Table!"
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"Buddy, get off of me!"
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"Hey! Not cool, Nate."
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"Hey. Hey, what... what was the message?"
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"No, s-s... the message for Nate, what was it?"
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"F-From his girlfriend!"
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"Oh, shit. I didn't even know she was pregnant."
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"Just... Come on."
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"Nate, I think my water broke. Where are you?"
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"Nate, where are you?!"
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"I don't know what to do!"
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"Nate, I need you here! I don't know what to do!"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"You better be dead!"
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"I'm having them."
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"I'm gonna have your children without you."
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"I love you so much!"
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"I just want you..."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna drive myself to the hospital."
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"Come on. We can do this. Okay."
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"Oh, what?!"
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"I'm having babies with a child."
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"Oh! Oh, oh, Go... Oh! Oh, God!"
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"Stop doing that!"
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"I'm gonna be really good at this."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Hey. Hey, man. Hey, hey."
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"I ran out of quarters. Can you call me a cab, please?"
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"- What?! - Why don't you just take a bus, huh?"
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"Is that a wig? 'Cause I-I got a wig."
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"Hey. Hey, Gene. Gene, Gene, Gene, you got to..."
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"Somebody stole a wig!"
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"Yeah. Gene. Gene, I-I... I need your car. Robin's in labor."
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"- No, it's my car. - I know it's your car."
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"Where's the old-man girl?"
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"She's a child, okay? Please, I need..."
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"Oh. You know what she said to me?"
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"No, what'd she say?"
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"She said, "Where's that guy Pedro?" Right?"
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"Yeah."
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"'Cause she wants to keep the party going!"
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"- Why didn't you say so before? - I know!"
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"Um..."
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"I need your help."
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"I should not be driving. I really shouldn't."
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"What?"
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"What was it, again?"
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"I'm a dipshit. I'm a dipshit!"
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"That's it."
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"I'm sorry! I can't stop!"
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"I got to see my babies!"
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"Get out of the way!"
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"Now?!"
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"We are the Nates Who Say "Nate!""
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"Are you kidding me?! Get off my car!"
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"Aw, shit!"
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"Shit, shit, shit!"
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"- Gene, you awake? - Yeah."
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"God damn it."
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"Gene? Are you dead?"
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"I swear on the lives"
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"of my hopefully-still-on-board children"
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"that I will never drink again."
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"Well, not "never,""
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"but, you know, not for a long, long time."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh. Hey, guys."
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"Guys, I-I need to get to a hospital."
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"Look, it's Halloween, okay?"
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"from a random stranger nearby, I'd do that."
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"But that technology doesn't exist, does it?"
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"Pretty sure that's fake blood."
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"Oh, you want real blood? I'll give you some."
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"Oh, shit, this is gonna hurt."
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"Aah! Ohh!"
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"- Whoa! - Are you nuts?"
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"Oh, yeah! I'm nuts! Now take me to the hospital."
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"I'll take you to a psych ward, maybe."
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"Great. Any ward will do."
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"Oh, my God. Shit, that hurt me so much."
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"Is there any blood?"
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