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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"- And all this is from substitute teaching. - Yeah."
Hung (2009)
"♪ hey, I'm ready ♪"
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"♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪"
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"♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪"
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"♪ all right. ♪"
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"All right, so she's there waiting for you"
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"All right, Ray, I don't know."
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"And this ship has been very successful because of the way I run it."
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"I mean, I call the shots."
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"All right, we're partners."
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"We're partners, all right?"
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"- You packing? - What?"
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"♪ Of the human race, fish and chips, crumpets ♪"
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"♪ bangers and mash, Shakespeare, donne ♪"
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"Adults support themselves."
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"I know this is something you couldn't possibly understand,"
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"You want to have your cake and eat it too? I won't be your baker."
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"What?"
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"What are you-- what are you talking about?"
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"- What cake? - He's the cake."
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"- Ray is the cake. - What?"
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"Look, she's my sparring partner."
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"I was right, she likes you better."
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"Oh man, I've got to work Wednesday."
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"Okay, so how's your Saturday?"
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"And every other Wednesday is our alone time."
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"Right, that I sent you this morning."
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"Ray. Ray. Fuck."
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"T.H.X. It's like hieroglyphics."
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"It's "I love you." I love you, Ray."
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"If you have a house and there's a broken window"
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"but you tend to get a little emotional"
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"What did you have in mind? We've got chocolate."
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"Great. And is it for a special occasion?"
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"- Sure. - Super."
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"And is this for pickup or delivery?"
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"I fucked your boyfriend."
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"you go away for a week, there is no telling what you could get out of him."
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"Beop bitch."
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"Come on, Jess. Let me give you some cash."
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"Matt Kopylov. Mindy's husband."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Thank you. I was worried."
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"you told me to stop wasting your time."
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"- What's it gonna be? - I don't know, Charlie."
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"Christina won't be here today."
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"Yeah. Is your cousin a pimp?"
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"Oh my God. All right."
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"I'm here because I know that you have been specifically"
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"You don't-- don't trust her."
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"Fucking a stranger in a bathroom?"
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"so I'm gonna tell you:"
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"I didn't know she was your client."
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"But honestly, man,"
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"- I don't want to hurt you. - Hey, come here."
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"He's at least 20-something."
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"Come on, broken windows."
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"Um, okay, where were we?"
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"Take your seats. Let's see, was that the--"
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"- Oh my God. - Hi, Miss Skagle."
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"- I'm going to enroll. - No."
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"I've got my check"
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"on handjobs..."
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"- ...Caroline Powell. - Where did you get that?"
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"- Toilet water. Toilet water. - Ew!"
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"Throw a teabag at me?"
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"Once a loser, always a loser."
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"So where were we?"
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"Vaginal."
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"She likes cake. You think that's gonna do it?"
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"Oh."
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"Here, take the cake."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Ow, fuck."
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"♪ we're on the floor ♪"
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"♪ you can't see us, you can't stop us ♪"
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"♪ listen to me, stop ♪"
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"We need a place"
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"where women can walk in and walk up to the counter"
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"or..."
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"Welcome to Orgasmic Living."
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"We also offer private consultations with our therapist."
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"It's a male therapist. He's very male."
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"***."
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"You seem kind of tense. You alright?"
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"You don't have to kill one person to be a killer, baby."
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"♪ Need a new love? ♪"
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"♪ want my time? ♪"
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"♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪"
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"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
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"♪ when there's nobody ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"♪ when there's nobody ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"Suit fresh from the cleaners:"
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"Check."
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"Irish singing voice: Check."
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"An uncomplicated client that I've known for a while:"
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"Check."
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"It was gonna be an easy night."
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"Whoa, could you hold that, please?"
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"- Thanks. - What floor?"
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"Same."
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"Sounds pretty rockin' tonight."
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"Oh yeah. It's rockin'."
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"It wasn't exactly my scene,"
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"but I had a job to do and I knew how to do it."
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"I just had to find my client."
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"And there she was."
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"and some little punk came along and stole her?"
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"He didn't steal her. He knew her."
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"He-- he brought her a cupcake."
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"Maybe you should have just gone up there and cut in."
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"Cut in?"
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"Ray, women like to be fought over."
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"I mean sometimes they'll have sex with the guy"
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"It's a biological imperative."
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"Thank you, Darwin."
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