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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"You have to listen to me."
Hung (2009)
"Since when?"
Hung (2009)
"Ray, every ship has a captain."
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"And I'm the pimp."
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"You think you're running the ship?"
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"I do. It's just a fact. It just--"
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"Have you considered you might have a problem with female authority?"
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"Cut the crap, Tanya."
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"I have a problem with you saying that you're the captain, okay,"
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"when we're partners."
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"Well, we're partners but, Ray,"
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"I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding."
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"I will call Christina into my office and I will find out."
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"In the meantime you have to get some sleep"
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"Yeah, partners."
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"One of us got some sleep."
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"The other got up at 4:00 A.M. to have sex with Rambo."
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"I didn't mind the running"
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"or the costume..."
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"...but the tackling wasn't my favorite."
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"Oh no, no cuffs. No. No cuffs."
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"Suddenly every woman in my life wanted to be on top."
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"Oh, you are packing."
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"She got me in the knee that time."
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"And those fucking handcuffs, like a pair of nunchucks."
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"♪ Look at these crazy coins, is this "Lord of the Rings"?"
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"♪ Pounds and pence and princes and queens ♪"
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"♪ flipside experience, well, not really ♪"
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"♪ more familiar than Russia or Chile... ♪"
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"Ron."
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"Sorry, Jess. Got to get my 45 minutes."
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"Can I just get my check and I'll go?"
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"I've got to keep my heart rate elevated."
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"♪ Sid Vicious and the Clash, you love our movies-- ♪"
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"I thought we were going to be adults."
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"Ron,"
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"but I have been out of the job market for almost 20 years."
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"Ron, I think these are too big."
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"Oh shit. I'm sorry. I'm gonna wait over here."
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"You know what? Ray is not the cake."
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"We are not together."
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"in the back of a car, not me."
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"- I didn't come. - Fuck you."
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"Fuck your fucking check."
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"Jess, come back."
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"She likes to box, I like to box."
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"I love you."
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"I have your check."
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"I'm sorry this is so awkward."
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"It's not awkward, Mindy. Not awkward at all."
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"Giving a handjob when your husband is 10 feet away"
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"buying a candy bar, now that"
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"is not the classiest move in the world, Mindy."
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"But we're good."
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"We are so fucking good!"
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"Look. No no, it gives you diarrhea."
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"Yummy. Look, chicken."
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"Eat some potatoes. Hi."
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"Hello. Buenos noches."
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"- Hi, Jason. - Oh!"
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"- Hey. - Look, 200 bucks."
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"It's for your next one."
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"You've got another woman that wants to bang?"
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"- Wants to fuck me? - Yes, I did."
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"And birthday girl wants to book you again too."
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"Okay."
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"No, I dug it. I mean what's not to like?"
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"I'm getting paid to bang."
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"It's just, why do I have to steal them from that other dude?"
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"You're not stealing, Jason. It's reparations."
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"That other dude and his manager stole from me."
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"- Do you understand? - Okay."
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"Great. So I'll set something up for Wednesday?"
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"Get someone to fill in for you."
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"Um, maybe Bob."
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"Oh fuck, Bob's mad at me."
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"Saturdays are no good."
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"What are you talking about? Every Saturday?"
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"Yeah, kind of."
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"Who, you and your dick?"
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"- No, me and Sandee. - Who the fuck is Sandee?"
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"My fiancée."
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"Oh, I'm kind of engaged."
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"He told you that I sent him?"
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"Yeah, 'cause you thought I'd like him better than Richard."
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"Sorry."
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"- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good."
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"It went in the wrong hatch."
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"No, I'm just--"
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"I'm just so happy that you--"
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"that you like my new guy, Christina."
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"- Jason was amazing. - Jason."
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"We literally fucked all night."
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"I'm like exhausted today."
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"Well yeah, that's-- that would be Jason."
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"Anyway, I got your email this morning."
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"My email? That I--"
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"Yeah, I'm too fucked up for tonight,"
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"Great."
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"You've got to wake up. Wake up."
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"She hacked into my email, Ray."
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"She's having cyber conversations with our clients."
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"- We're under siege. - Slow down."
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"Read this, you'll see. It's my email."
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"- Read that. - "O.M.G. He was--""
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""O.M.G. He was totes ahmaz srsly magic tongue. Thx!""
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"And then she writes back, uh, "love ya.""
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"I don't write "ya.""
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"That's Lenore. She fucking stole our clients!"
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"Well, I told you, Tanya. I knew something was up."
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"Who doesn't listen?"
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"- Huh? - I have a plan. I have a plan."
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"It's the broken window theory."
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"and you don't fix it right away then you get a lot more broken windows."
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"- And you also get, like, graffiti all over your house. - That's your plan?"
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"No, my plan is I'm gonna go ambush this guy tomorrow night."
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"You? Yourself?"
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"Correct."
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"Tanya, let me handle it, okay?"
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"I should talk to him man to man."
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