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Clips from Community (2009) - Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) (S03E03)

the Preorientation Freshman Welcome Seminar

"the Preorientation Freshman Welcome Seminar"

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and Diversity Fire Circle?

"and Diversity Fire Circle?"

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Are you saying I've had a locker here for 2 1/2 years?

"Are you saying I've had a locker here for 2 1/2 years?"

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Whoa, whoa. Wow.

"Whoa, whoa. Wow."

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"Halloween dance." "Post-Halloween dance."

""Halloween dance." "Post-Halloween dance.""

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"Dance contest."

""Dance contest.""

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"Contest dance." Oh, come on.

""Contest dance." Oh, come on."

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What's this? "Save Garrett"? What's wrong with Garrett?

"What's this? "Save Garrett"? What's wrong with Garrett?"

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Nothing now. We saved him.

"Nothing now. We saved him."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Wait, that's "saved" Garrett?

"Wait, that's "saved" Garrett?"

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Ooh, what's this? Love letter?

"Ooh, what's this? Love letter?"

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Oh, it's probably one of many.

"Oh, it's probably one of many."

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Oh, no. This is a hate letter.

"Oh, no. This is a hate letter."

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What? Let me see that.

"What? Let me see that."

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"Dear Jeff, this might come as a shock

""Dear Jeff, this might come as a shock"

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"to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world,

""to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world,"

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"but you're actually an inconsiderate jerk.

""but you're actually an inconsiderate jerk."

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Kim."

"Kim.""

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- "Inconsiderate"? - Who's Kim?

"- "Inconsiderate"? - Who's Kim?"

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I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me.

"I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me."

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Gesundheit.

"Gesundheit."

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I didn't sneeze.

"I didn't sneeze."

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Look at these idiots.

"Look at these idiots."

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Other animals that travel in herds.

"Other animals that travel in herds."

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I want to say snakes.

"I want to say snakes."

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that corporations are taking human form?

"that corporations are taking human form?"

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I totally predicted this in my High School newspaper column

"I totally predicted this in my High School newspaper column"

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"Britta unfiltered."

""Britta unfiltered.""

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Actually, maybe Subway taking human form could be its undoing.

"Actually, maybe Subway taking human form could be its undoing."

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Uh, Britta...

"Uh, Britta..."

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You're a, uh, progressive woman

"You're a, uh, progressive woman"

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of a more... liberated looseness.

"of a more... liberated looseness."

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You could get close to Subway and find out some dirt on him.

"You could get close to Subway and find out some dirt on him."

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Corporate espionage. I like it.

"Corporate espionage. I like it."

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Microphones hidden in lipstick. Lipstick hidden in microphones.

"Microphones hidden in lipstick. Lipstick hidden in microphones."

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And the deadliest weapon of them all...

"And the deadliest weapon of them all..."

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- The penis flytrap. - Okay! This conversation is over.

"- The penis flytrap. - Okay! This conversation is over."

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I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math,

"I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math,"

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that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

"that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel."

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- Abed, Troy. - Ah, don't worry, Dean.

"- Abed, Troy. - Ah, don't worry, Dean."

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We have all the proper permits right here.

"We have all the proper permits right here."

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Oh, silly me!

"Oh, silly me!"

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This is a coupon for 20% off at bed bath & beyond.

"This is a coupon for 20% off at bed bath & beyond."

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No need to bribe me, Troy. Actually...

"No need to bribe me, Troy. Actually..."

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There's plenty more where that came from.

"There's plenty more where that came from."

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Look, I was just googling record lengths of stuff,

"Look, I was just googling record lengths of stuff,"

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and apparently there's a guinness world record

"and apparently there's a guinness world record"

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for the biggest pillow... or blanket fort.

"for the biggest pillow... or blanket fort."

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So you boys... you should go for it.

"So you boys... you should go for it."

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Put this school on the map.

"Put this school on the map."

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if we made this a blanket fort, you know, take less time.

"if we made this a blanket fort, you know, take less time."

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We wanted to make a pillow fort.

"We wanted to make a pillow fort."

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I don't want to sacrifice quality for square footage.

"I don't want to sacrifice quality for square footage."

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But if we won, we might meet that dude

"But if we won, we might meet that dude"

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with the curly fingernails.

"with the curly fingernails."

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Shridhar Chillal? Not interested.

"Shridhar Chillal? Not interested."

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I saw him on a talk show. He came off as pretentious.

"I saw him on a talk show. He came off as pretentious."

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- Troy Barnes. - Vice Dean Laybourne.

"- Troy Barnes. - Vice Dean Laybourne."

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You have a beard... And a ponytail.

"You have a beard... And a ponytail."

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Don't worry about it.

"Don't worry about it."

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Any chance you've given a second thought to joining

"Any chance you've given a second thought to joining"

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my air conditioning repair school?

"my air conditioning repair school?"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Kind of busy at the moment doing some awesome work with Abed.

"Kind of busy at the moment doing some awesome work with Abed."

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You guys watch that television show together, don't you?

"You guys watch that television show together, don't you?"

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Inspector Spacetime.

"Inspector Spacetime."

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Funny, Troy.

"Funny, Troy."

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You and Abed have always reminded me

"You and Abed have always reminded me"

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of the inspector and his trusty constable Reggie.

"of the inspector and his trusty constable Reggie."

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Cool!

"Cool!"

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The inspector, of course, is smart, decisive,

"The inspector, of course, is smart, decisive,"

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and Reggie is...

"and Reggie is..."

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Well, he's Reggie.

"Well, he's Reggie."

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Reggie is trained in zero-gravity martial arts

"Reggie is trained in zero-gravity martial arts"

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and has a whistle.

"and has a whistle."

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But he never really gets to blow the whistle

"But he never really gets to blow the whistle"

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Less of a friendship, more of a self-centered nerd

"Less of a friendship, more of a self-centered nerd"

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and his naive, obedient lapdog.

"and his naive, obedient lapdog."

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You take care.

"You take care."

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Well, according to the office, this is the locker

"Well, according to the office, this is the locker"

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Wonder what you did to make her so mad.

"Wonder what you did to make her so mad."

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Maybe the two of you made out, and then you forgot about her.

"Maybe the two of you made out, and then you forgot about her."

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Annie, that's what you think of me?

"Annie, that's what you think of me?"

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I don't make out with forgettable women.

"I don't make out with forgettable women."

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Can I help you?

"Can I help you?"

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We're looking for Kim McFadden.

"We're looking for Kim McFadden."

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- This is her locker, right? - Are you serious?

"- This is her locker, right? - Are you serious?"

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She slipped a note into my locker a couple years ago.

"She slipped a note into my locker a couple years ago."

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- I'm hoping to apologize. - That might not be easy.

"- I'm hoping to apologize. - That might not be easy."

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Kim's no longer with us.

"Kim's no longer with us."

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- She died two weeks ago. - What?

"- She died two weeks ago. - What?"

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Sorry to drop that on you and run,

"Sorry to drop that on you and run,"

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but there's a rally for Garrett.

"but there's a rally for Garrett."

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But we saved him.

"But we saved him."

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Did we?

"Did we?"

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What's it to you, meat pusher?

"What's it to you, meat pusher?"

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Sounds like you might be a vegetarian.

"Sounds like you might be a vegetarian."

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You should try Subway's Veggie Delite.

"You should try Subway's Veggie Delite."

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You should try reading Orwell's 1984.

"You should try reading Orwell's 1984."

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I have. It's a great book.

"I have. It's a great book."

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It really awakened me in High School.

"It really awakened me in High School."

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Me too. Anyway, you're living it.

"Me too. Anyway, you're living it."

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You're a human puppet with big sandwich's hand up your ass.

"You're a human puppet with big sandwich's hand up your ass."

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Is this what you dreamt of being?

"Is this what you dreamt of being?"

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Unfortunately I'm not allowed to discuss my former life

"Unfortunately I'm not allowed to discuss my former life"

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or engage in any nonplatonic relations,

"or engage in any nonplatonic relations,"

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practice religion in public,

"practice religion in public,"

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or eat any nonfresh, unhealthy food like that

"or eat any nonfresh, unhealthy food like that"

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found anywhere outside Subway.

"found anywhere outside Subway."

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I wanted to stand next to you for a moment.

"I wanted to stand next to you for a moment."

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It was worth it.

"It was worth it."

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Like a good book by Orwell or a Veggie Delite.

"Like a good book by Orwell or a Veggie Delite."

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Is that you, Subway?

"Is that you, Subway?"

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My eyesight ain't what it used to be.

"My eyesight ain't what it used to be."

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Eat these tater tots, Harry.

"Eat these tater tots, Harry."

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For what it's worth, I think you might see more than all of us.

"For what it's worth, I think you might see more than all of us."

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Top-notch whoresmanship, Britta.

"Top-notch whoresmanship, Britta."

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Forgot it was the '90s.

"Forgot it was the '90s."

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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