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Clips from Community (2009) - Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) (S03E03)

Anyway... Thank you, Britta.

"Anyway... Thank you, Britta."

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I knew we could count on you to help us take him down!

"I knew we could count on you to help us take him down!"

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Yep, that's me, the girl who's going to destroy

"Yep, that's me, the girl who's going to destroy"

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the big sandwich company with the dreamy eyes.

"the big sandwich company with the dreamy eyes."

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Powerful passage, isn't it?

"Powerful passage, isn't it?"

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"She had become a physical necessity."

""She had become a physical necessity.""

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You circled this paragraph.

"You circled this paragraph."

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I can't say that I did.

"I can't say that I did."

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I just think it's a striking expression of love's ability

"I just think it's a striking expression of love's ability"

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to persevere within the cracks and cogs of inhuman systems.

"to persevere within the cracks and cogs of inhuman systems."

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Who were you, Subway, before you were Subway?

"Who were you, Subway, before you were Subway?"

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I can't say.

"I can't say."

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I have to live within the rules.

"I have to live within the rules."

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This identity is my life.

"This identity is my life."

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If I do this for three more years,

"If I do this for three more years,"

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I can live a real dream.

"I can live a real dream."

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Well, at least tell me what that is.

"Well, at least tell me what that is."

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I want to run a nonprofit shelter for handicapped animals.

"I want to run a nonprofit shelter for handicapped animals."

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Dogs with wheels for hind legs.

"Dogs with wheels for hind legs."

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- Deaf hamsters. - One-eyed cats?

"- Deaf hamsters. - One-eyed cats?"

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Well, they weren't on the top of my list, but sure.

"Well, they weren't on the top of my list, but sure."

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This is getting out of bounds for me.

"This is getting out of bounds for me."

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Eat fresh.

"Eat fresh."

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You should put the small ones in the middle,

"You should put the small ones in the middle,"

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Why do I always have to be your Reggie?

"Why do I always have to be your Reggie?"

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What?

"What?"

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and you never even gave it a second thought.

"and you never even gave it a second thought."

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I'm not even your sidekick. I'm your underkick.

"I'm not even your sidekick. I'm your underkick."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Just don't make it part of my pillow fort.

"Just don't make it part of my pillow fort."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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I'll start it somewhere else.

"I'll start it somewhere else."

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Have fun stacking pillows like a baby.

"Have fun stacking pillows like a baby."

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Jeff, are you okay?

"Jeff, are you okay?"

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I'm lying on campus furniture, so no.

"I'm lying on campus furniture, so no."

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Is it about this Kim girl?

"Is it about this Kim girl?"

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She is someone who died thinking I was a dick.

"She is someone who died thinking I was a dick."

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I can never apologize.

"I can never apologize."

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I can never change her mind.

"I can never change her mind."

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That makes me a dick forever.

"That makes me a dick forever."

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You think that's what an apology is?

"You think that's what an apology is?"

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A spell you cast on another person to make them forgive you?

"A spell you cast on another person to make them forgive you?"

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Apologies are opportunities to admit your own mistakes.

"Apologies are opportunities to admit your own mistakes."

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Apologize to her locker.

"Apologize to her locker."

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But how can I apologize if I don't know what I did wrong?

"But how can I apologize if I don't know what I did wrong?"

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Well, didn't she call you inconsiderate?

"Well, didn't she call you inconsiderate?"

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Sounds to me like you know exactly what you did wrong.

"Sounds to me like you know exactly what you did wrong."

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- Leonard, what are you doing? - Abed's fort needs pillows.

"- Leonard, what are you doing? - Abed's fort needs pillows."

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But I was going to lie there.

"But I was going to lie there."

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but life is full of disappointments.

"but life is full of disappointments."

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Eating fresh, are we?

"Eating fresh, are we?"

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Have you found any dirt on Subway yet?

"Have you found any dirt on Subway yet?"

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No, nothing. I should probably hang out with him more.

"No, nothing. I should probably hang out with him more."

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I am not. Who do you think I am?

"I am not. Who do you think I am?"

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I lived in New York.

"I lived in New York."

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You're a weapon designed for sex.

"You're a weapon designed for sex."

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You only think you lived in New York

"You only think you lived in New York"

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'cause I implanted your memories.

"'cause I implanted your memories."

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Oh, Pierce, stop it! Look what we're becoming.

"Oh, Pierce, stop it! Look what we're becoming."

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I'm sorry we pulled you into this dirty game.

"I'm sorry we pulled you into this dirty game."

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I want you to stop.

"I want you to stop."

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Right after your last assignment.

"Right after your last assignment."

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This pen is a microphone.

"This pen is a microphone."

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It's also a miniflask.

"It's also a miniflask."

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Did you just drink ink?

"Did you just drink ink?"

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Just plant this on Subway,

"Just plant this on Subway,"

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and you'll never have to see him again.

"and you'll never have to see him again."

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Until then, keep him interested.

"Until then, keep him interested."

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And for God's sakes, slap some life on those dead lips.

"And for God's sakes, slap some life on those dead lips."

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Hello, Abed. How's the pillow fort going?

"Hello, Abed. How's the pillow fort going?"

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It's hard making something perfect, but it's worth it.

"It's hard making something perfect, but it's worth it."

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Yeah, I'll remember that when I'm being given a key

"Yeah, I'll remember that when I'm being given a key"

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to the secret guinness record holders' clubhouse,

"to the secret guinness record holders' clubhouse,"

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where I'll be hanging with those two fat guys on motorcycles

"where I'll be hanging with those two fat guys on motorcycles"

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and being fitted for a beard of bees.

"and being fitted for a beard of bees."

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Whoo! Well, Troy, I just got off the phone with Guinness,

"Whoo! Well, Troy, I just got off the phone with Guinness,"

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and they are sending a representative

"and they are sending a representative"

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- Are we world-record ready? - Garrett?

"- Are we world-record ready? - Garrett?"

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We are still more than 2,000 square feet shy of the record.

"We are still more than 2,000 square feet shy of the record."

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Abed's pillow fort is the only thing standing in our way.

"Abed's pillow fort is the only thing standing in our way."

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Well, what are we going to do here, guys?

"Well, what are we going to do here, guys?"

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Is there a way we can connect them?

"Is there a way we can connect them?"

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You can't connect the blanket fort to the pillow fort

"You can't connect the blanket fort to the pillow fort"

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and still call it a pillow fort.

"and still call it a pillow fort."

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Even if you could, I'd rather see

"Even if you could, I'd rather see"

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my work destroyed than compromise it.

"my work destroyed than compromise it."

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Great, Abed will destroy his pillow fort,

"Great, Abed will destroy his pillow fort,"

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and Troy will expand his blanket fort into the space.

"and Troy will expand his blanket fort into the space."

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Everyone wins.

"Everyone wins."

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Except Abed, but you know, not everyone can win.

"Except Abed, but you know, not everyone can win."

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Is that what you want, Troy?

"Is that what you want, Troy?"

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For me to destroy my pillow fort so you could set your record?

"For me to destroy my pillow fort so you could set your record?"

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- It is. - Magnitude.

"- It is. - Magnitude."

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Evacuate fort Abed, and prepare for self-destruct.

"Evacuate fort Abed, and prepare for self-destruct."

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- Sir? - Do it. We're done here.

"- Sir? - Do it. We're done here."

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Pop, pop, Captain.

"Pop, pop, Captain."

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Britta, I was worried you wouldn't come.

"Britta, I was worried you wouldn't come."

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- I can't stop thinking about you. - Shh.

"- I can't stop thinking about you. - Shh."

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I can't, and I won't.

"I can't, and I won't."

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Only the primal remains.

"Only the primal remains."

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To me, you are simply a physical necessity.

"To me, you are simply a physical necessity."

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- Mmm. - Mmm.

"- Mmm. - Mmm."

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Oh, Subway.

"Oh, Subway."

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Subway.

"Subway."

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- Oh, Subway. - Mmm.

"- Oh, Subway. - Mmm."

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Oh, Subway.

"Oh, Subway."

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Oh, no, no.

"Oh, no, no."

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No, this is wrong, Pierce.

"No, this is wrong, Pierce."

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I just wanted to open a sandwich shop.

"I just wanted to open a sandwich shop."

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I did not sign up for this.

"I did not sign up for this."

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You don't want to get your hands dirty, fine.

"You don't want to get your hands dirty, fine."

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I will.

"I will."

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Nice knowing you, Subway. If that is your real name.

"Nice knowing you, Subway. If that is your real name."

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Ahh.

"Ahh."

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Kim. It's me, Jeff.

"Kim. It's me, Jeff."

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The inconsiderate jerk.

"The inconsiderate jerk."

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Look, I don't remember hurting you,

"Look, I don't remember hurting you,"

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and I have to assume that's what hurt you.

"and I have to assume that's what hurt you."

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God knows what crime you've committed

"God knows what crime you've committed"

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to deserve me disregarding you entirely.

"to deserve me disregarding you entirely."

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