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Clips from Community (2009) - Digital Exploration Of Interior Design (1) (S03E03)

Yeah, and we're going to build a super awesome pillow fort

"Yeah, and we're going to build a super awesome pillow fort"

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Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?

"Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?"

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That was a blanket fort. This will be a pillow fort.

"That was a blanket fort. This will be a pillow fort."

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All difficult things are better, like carrying a disease

"All difficult things are better, like carrying a disease"

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♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪

"♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪"

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than being unconscious.

"than being unconscious."

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Uh, since registration day, 2009.

"Uh, since registration day, 2009."

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Jeff, did you skip

"Jeff, did you skip"

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Cattle, sheep...

"Cattle, sheep..."

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Am I the only person enraged by the fact

"Am I the only person enraged by the fact"

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- Unfiltered. I get it. - Get what?

"- Unfiltered. I get it. - Get what?"

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but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind

"but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind"

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We'd have a better chance of setting the record

"We'd have a better chance of setting the record"

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We don't need a world record to tell us we did something cool.

"We don't need a world record to tell us we did something cool."

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- I'm going to go get a drink. - Okay.

"- I'm going to go get a drink. - Okay."

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Going through some stuff right now, Troy.

"Going through some stuff right now, Troy."

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Ah, yeah, Abed.

"Ah, yeah, Abed."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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unless the inspector says it's okay.

"unless the inspector says it's okay."

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Well, I got a thing.

"Well, I got a thing."

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of the only Kim I've had any class with since 2009.

"of the only Kim I've had any class with since 2009."

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What do you recommend?

"What do you recommend?"

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I think kids should be forced to read it.

"I think kids should be forced to read it."

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Why are you getting all that?

"Why are you getting all that?"

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Did you see him smiling at you?

"Did you see him smiling at you?"

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- Pierce. - Sorry. Whoreswomanship.

"- Pierce. - Sorry. Whoreswomanship."

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I should go.

"I should go."

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or the wall won't hold the ceiling.

"or the wall won't hold the ceiling."

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I never said you couldn't do anything.

"I never said you couldn't do anything."

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If you want to make a blanket fort, that's fine with me.

"If you want to make a blanket fort, that's fine with me."

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I was going to invest in IBM in 1952,

"I was going to invest in IBM in 1952,"

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You know what I think? I think you're falling for him.

"You know what I think? I think you're falling for him."

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Yeah, we're pulling you out...

"Yeah, we're pulling you out..."

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to have a look-see at your blanket fort.

"to have a look-see at your blanket fort."

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They wanted me to plant a bug on you.

"They wanted me to plant a bug on you."

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Our values, our identities... they mean nothing to me now.

"Our values, our identities... they mean nothing to me now."

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I'm a self-centered, shallow jackass.

"I'm a self-centered, shallow jackass."

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You said Kim was dead.

"You said Kim was dead."

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about all the girls you dominate

"about all the girls you dominate"

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Hey! You are really mean.

"Hey! You are really mean."

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Good-bye, pillow fort. You were a beautiful dream.

"Good-bye, pillow fort. You were a beautiful dream."

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Not anymore.

"Not anymore."

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Well, if that'll be all, I'll be on my way.

"Well, if that'll be all, I'll be on my way."

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I never realized I had my own issues regarding gender roles,

"I never realized I had my own issues regarding gender roles,"

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and it was certainly unfair of me to take them out on Kim.

"and it was certainly unfair of me to take them out on Kim."

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Britta, you silly. It is me, Subway.

"Britta, you silly. It is me, Subway."

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you initiated without my consent.

"you initiated without my consent."

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- Whoa! - Oh, jeez.

"- Whoa! - Oh, jeez."

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Calm! Down!

"Calm! Down!"

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I shouldn't have to compromise my craftsmanship

"I shouldn't have to compromise my craftsmanship"

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The Guinness rep will be here in two days.

"The Guinness rep will be here in two days."

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The pillow fort comes down.

"The pillow fort comes down."

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To be continued.

"To be continued."

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You are a cold-blooded man, sir.

"You are a cold-blooded man, sir."

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This is a historic day for Greendale.

"This is a historic day for Greendale."

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This state-of-the-art Subway sandwichery in our cafetorium

"This state-of-the-art Subway sandwichery in our cafetorium"

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represents Greendale's first steps forward

"represents Greendale's first steps forward"

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into the realm of the legitimate!

"into the realm of the legitimate!"

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Oh, oh. No problem. You know what?

"Oh, oh. No problem. You know what?"

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I'm just going to get it started with my teeth.

"I'm just going to get it started with my teeth."

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The legitimate! Oh. The legitimate!

"The legitimate! Oh. The legitimate!"

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That should be my sandwich shop.

"That should be my sandwich shop."

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It was my idea to put one there.

"It was my idea to put one there."

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- We're here for you, Shirley. - Yeah.

"- We're here for you, Shirley. - Yeah."

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Troy, Annie, and I know what it's like to be displaced.

"Troy, Annie, and I know what it's like to be displaced."

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They're tenting our building for termites, so we're homeless.

"They're tenting our building for termites, so we're homeless."

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I'm staying in the sleep study lab.

"I'm staying in the sleep study lab."

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All I have to do is wake up every three hours and go...

"All I have to do is wake up every three hours and go..."

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And I get two credits.

"And I get two credits."

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- here at the school. - Another pillow fort?

"- here at the school. - Another pillow fort?"

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Way more difficult, way better.

"Way more difficult, way better."

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- or holding in a fart right now. - Aha!

"- or holding in a fart right now. - Aha!"

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I just found out how Shirley and I are going to take down Subway.

"I just found out how Shirley and I are going to take down Subway."

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- Oh, how? - Dean?

"- Oh, how? - Dean?"

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I assume you're familiar with the Greendale bylaws.

"I assume you're familiar with the Greendale bylaws."

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- I am not. - Shirley, you do the honors.

"- I am not. - Shirley, you do the honors."

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My brain starts getting weird this time of night.

"My brain starts getting weird this time of night."

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It's 10:00 a.m.

"It's 10:00 a.m."

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- You're welcome. - Uh-oh.

"- You're welcome. - Uh-oh."

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"Any business operating for profit on Greendale's campus

""Any business operating for profit on Greendale's campus"

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must be at least 51% owned by a registered Greendale student"!

"must be at least 51% owned by a registered Greendale student"!"

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That's too bad, Dean.

"That's too bad, Dean."

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I don't recall seeing Subway

"I don't recall seeing Subway"

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in my premenopausal, postfeminist

"in my premenopausal, postfeminist"

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experiential marketing class.

"experiential marketing class."

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Actually, I'm on the wait list

"Actually, I'm on the wait list"

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- for the premen/postfem/ex mark. - Who are you?

"- for the premen/postfem/ex mark. - Who are you?"

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Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway.

"Gang, meet Greendale's newest student, Subway."

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Your name is Subway?

"Your name is Subway?"

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Yep, using a groundbreaking but surprisingly legal process

"Yep, using a groundbreaking but surprisingly legal process"

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of business owners.

"of business owners."

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I have contractually waived my birth identity

"I have contractually waived my birth identity"

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and am now a man and student named... Subway.

"and am now a man and student named... Subway."

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I don't believe this.

"I don't believe this."

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Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10".

"Come on, Subway, there is no way you're 5'10"."

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So you can vote?

"So you can vote?"

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Actually, no, because technically I'm only a week old.

"Actually, no, because technically I'm only a week old."

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Aww.

"Aww."

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But please don't think of me

"But please don't think of me"

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as any less human than yourselves.

"as any less human than yourselves."

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I'm here to hang out, take weird classes,

"I'm here to hang out, take weird classes,"

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and party as hearty as my morality clause allows.

"and party as hearty as my morality clause allows."

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Eat fresh? Eat fresh?

"Eat fresh? Eat fresh?"

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- Eat fresh. - That's my man.

"- Eat fresh. - That's my man."

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Wow, did you know Greendale students

"Wow, did you know Greendale students"

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are technically in the army reserves?

"are technically in the army reserves?"

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Let's say a little prayer for peace.

"Let's say a little prayer for peace."

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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"

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♪ somebody said we could be here ♪

"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"

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♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪

"♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"

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♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"

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♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪

"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"

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Annie, you've got to get me into this sleep lab.

"Annie, you've got to get me into this sleep lab."

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I can't think of a better use of my time here

"I can't think of a better use of my time here"

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It's not a blowoff class, Jeff.

"It's not a blowoff class, Jeff."

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We're only allowed to bring one stuffed animal.

"We're only allowed to bring one stuffed animal."

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I'm bringing Ruthie...

"I'm bringing Ruthie..."

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But using her pouch to sneaking Nathan.

"But using her pouch to sneaking Nathan."

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Well, have fun.

"Well, have fun."

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Wait, since when do we have lockers?

"Wait, since when do we have lockers?"

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