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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Chore Weasel (S01E01)

"I find this intoxicating."
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"Whoa!"
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"Your ankle's really blowing up on you, huh?"
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"Oh, yeah, she's, uh, turning some pretty wild colors."
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"I think the wife was right."
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"My football days are kind of behind me."
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"What?! No. Mr. Gable, I... I'm... I'm sorry."
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"I respectfully disagree."
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"Adrenaline pumping through your veins every day."
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"I mean, I love that you're out there,"
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"getting crazy with your boys."
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"I hope I'm that active when I'm..."
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"just relax for a second, man?"
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"- Thanks. - Yeah."
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"So, uh, tell me about you."
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"Where'd you, uh... Where'd you grow up?"
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"My dad was a career Marine."
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"My wife's here! Get out of here!"
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"What's that? Oh, it's a..."
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"Yeah. You know, it's like an Amber Alert, but for old people."
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"Some grandma is just... She's lost in Ronkonkoma."
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"I got to go wash up."
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"So, let me get this straight."
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"It's not the jelly that's gone, guy. it's weakness."
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"You believe this?"
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"Next week, we're renting dirt bikes."
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"- Mnh-mnh! No, no! - Yes!"
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"You guys are killing me here."
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"I hope you like truth on your pizza,"
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"'cause you're about to get a big bite."
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"In life, if you're not moving forward,"
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"you're moving backwards."
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"You watching Tony Robbins commercials again?"
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"I mean, look at Enzo. You know how he stays so young?"
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"but he's not."
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"He's out in the world. He's making things happen."
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"Enzo, how old are you?"
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"I'm 41."
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"I tell you what... I'm getting Islander tickets tonight, okay?"
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"Yeah, come on. A little fighting, a little hockey."
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"Yeah, I'm watching from the safety of my mom's couch."
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"All right, fine, but I'm taking my Chore Weasel."
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"If any of you guys want to join us, you're more than welcome."
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"I would, but every time I turn my head to the left,"
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"I smell toast."
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"Did somebody fix the sprinklers?"
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"- Wow. Really? - Yeah."
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"Yep, he's been great lately."
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"Wait, no complaining, nothing?"
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"No. I mean, look. He even put up the spice rack."
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"- Hello, ladies. - Oh!"
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"Chale, you're here every day."
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"Hmm."
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"Wow. Good cover."
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"Mom, he knows something."
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"No, I don't. I... going back to the garage now."
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"Honey, my mom said "Sit.""
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"Yeah."
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"I'd like that very..."
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"Are you doing Good Cop, Bad Cop to me?"
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"Okay, listen."
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"Oh, for crying out loud, Chale, what do you know?!"
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"Now, I know Mr. Gable is a big, scary man,"
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"but he ain't got nothing on this."
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"Just right up here is fine."
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"Well, I got to say, Mr. Gable,"
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"and never sat center ice before."
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"It's the least I can do."
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"I was, uh... I was pretty rough on you the other day."
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"And I can't believe you got the puck!"
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"You know, when I want something, I gets it!"
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"Yeah, and that one older lady, she just did not want to let go."
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"One little hit in the ribs there,"
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"Anyway, I should, uh..."
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"I think you mean your puck."
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"I don't even know what to say."
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"Hang tight, 'kay?"
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"So, who's that?"
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"He's not your Chore Weasel?"
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"I don't know. I don't label people."
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"I think you've been paying this guy to do all the chores,"
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"Okay, it's exactly what you think."
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"Uh, I think you mean the work the Chore Weasel was doing."
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"Okay, from now on, when I say "me," I mean "him," okay?"
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"So, the other day, the gutters..."
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"the whole fake "getting down off the ladder" thing?"
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"And when you were selling it, how many rungs did you go up?"
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"that you couldn't handle."
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"when you take me to the orthopedic specialist."
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"You got hurt playing football!"
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"you ask a lot of questions."
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"Yes, I got hurt playing football!"
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"It keeps me alive."
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"Did you know Blake... He thought I was 38?"
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"Oh, by the way, did you know Enzo is 41?"
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"Really?!"
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"Yes."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, look, babe,"
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"and that's great."
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"But, I mean, next time, just talk to me."
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"- You got it. I will. - All right."
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"Well, say good night to your Weasel friend,"
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"- I love you. - I love you."
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"All right."
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"- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah."
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"I just, uh, had to set her straight."
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"You know, most of my clients,"
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"they don't even give me a thank-you,"
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"much less a magical evening like this."
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"You have an awesome night, Mr. Gable."
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"All right, you too."
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"Oh, that's just your receipt for tonight,"
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"plus fuel both ways."
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"Is there a problem with the amount?"
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"Yeah, it should be a big, fat zero"
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"with a smiley face next to it"
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"for showing you, as you just said, "a magical evening.""
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"Kevin, I'm a Chore Weasel."
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"or escorting a lonely dude to a hockey game,"
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