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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Chore Weasel (S01E01)

"Lonely dude? I could have taken a bunch of guys."
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"Oh, hey, that's not cool. You gave this to me."
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"You know, I treated you like a friend."
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"I never treated you like a Chore Weasel."
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"What part of this process are you not understanding?"
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"Hey."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Chore Weasel?"
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"I'm just going through some stuff right now. That's all."
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"Okay."
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"Well, why don't you guys just be friends on Facebook?"
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"I sent him a request to be friends, and just..."
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"Hey?"
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"I will not find someone else!"
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"- Oh, I'm so glad I caught you. - Yeah?"
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"between noon and 3:00 today to sign for it."
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"You always wind up injured and laying around"
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"There might have been, like, a couple bumps and bruises."
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"and didn't Mott get a concussion?"
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"I know."
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"I'm doing it 'cause it's the right thing to do."
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"A Chore Weasel?"
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"Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't worry, Mr. Gable."
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"Whoa! Look a little banged up. Must have been sick!"
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"Yeah, you do."
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"And I really appreciate it."
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"It's supposed to rain this weekend."
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"with, like, the sun peeking through, you know?"
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"you're not gonna do it, and then... surprise!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"When's the last time you cleaned those?"
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"I'm gonna say somewhere in the neighborhood of '03?"
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"I thought you were going to the city."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Well, Mr. Gable, remember this."
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"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."
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"Give or take. I mean, you know..."
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"Where didn't I grow up?"
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"Yeah, honey, in the back."
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"Ohhhh!"
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"Yeah!"
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"You don't get those on your phone?"
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"that the jelly that goes between my top two vertebrae is gone."
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"We got to stay the course."
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"There is no neutral."
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"That's got to be the heat from the pizza ovens right there."
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"Yeah... your father."
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"We know that you're keeping a secret for my dad,"
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"so why don't you just tell us?"
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"He wouldn't do the shim."
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"You know what I learned tonight about women over 60?"
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"Wow! Oh. Ooh."
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"You were just loving all the work I was doing."
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"I just don't understand why you didn't do the stuff yourself."
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"All of this is gonna become crystal clear tomorrow,"
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"Okay, for someone who knows all the answers,"
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"Look, I need the edge, Donna, all right?"
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"and we'll see you inside, okay?"
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"No, you are not."
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"Blake? Hmm?"
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"So whether I'm waiting on a delivery"
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"You know... Give me my puck back."
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"here's your tip anyway."
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"I'm fine."
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"You want to talk about it?"
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"It's just..."
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"nothing."
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"Well, honey, you'll find someone else."
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"every time I went BASE jumping."
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"You put the armoire together?!"
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"Awwwww!"
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"Beer it is. Okay."
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"He, uh, he lost his leg..."
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"Babe?"
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"Oh."
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"Don't worry. I'm gonna be fine."
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"Hey, my clothes didn't get soaked coming in."
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"There must have been, what, 15 people fighting for it?"
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"I hired the guy the one time, and you know what?"
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"Yeah."
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"Some startup funds, which would mean"
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"Yeah, no, I'm..."
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"But, once again, no guarantees."
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"A lot of the top athletes get it."
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"That's be great. Okay."
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"Get down, quick! Lower. Get out of here."
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"His name's Blake. The Weasel, the gutters."
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"Okay, look, I know it's stupid, and I'm sorry, okay? I..."
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"Sorry, Mom."
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"- It was me. - Huh."
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"Well, that solves that."
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"Ten-hut!"
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"I don't know if my wife's gonna believe I did this."
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"You get over here and you give me a kiss."
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"- I am with you. - All right."
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"out there, on the street... Danger around every corner."
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"Yes! You're getting it now. All right."
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"No, I'm telling you, even my Chore Weasel, Blake, says it."
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"He could be at home all day, watching the Weather Channel,"
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"and you'll realize what a stupid question that is."
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"Yeah... He put up a spice rack."
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"Probably not gonna be calling you."
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"Hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Get to school!"
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"Oh, you know I would love to help you out there,"
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"You got to go home and wait for a delivery?"
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"Okay, so, I'll sign for the delivery,"
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"I'm not sure I could swing that,"
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"Come on!"
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"Yeah. Is that a problem?"
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"Okay."
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"And could you take a look at the gutters?"
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"and find out it never rained."
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"I come home, and you did it."
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"The art of deception."
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"That's a lot of weakness right there."
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"Wow."
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"No, he showed it to me... It's jelly."
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