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Clips from 30 Rock - A Goon's Deed in a Weary World (S07E07)

"I will continue this tour myself, Parcell."
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"♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪"
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"What?! No trampolines! They're death traps!"
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"Okay, you know Tramp World,"
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"that place we thought was a peep show?"
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"It's actually an awesome trampoline store."
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"Did you know that every year"
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"than from just trampoline accidents?"
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"Wow, is this why you called me six times during my meeting?"
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"Jeez, sorry. Just trying to include you."
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"I mean, Tramp World is all couples. I'm the only single guy here, Liz."
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"Except for LaDarius..."
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"I'll call you back."
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"Stop! I hate it!"
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"Why would I ever think that you would?"
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"- We did something, L.L. - Uh-huh."
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"I play a Siamese twin, Nick,"
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"a down-on-his-luck but muscular Santa Claus."
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"The movie is being directed by Michael Baio, Scott Baio's uncle."
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"It comes out 13/13/13, which is January 13th, 2014."
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"And the theme song will be like --"
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"♪ Rap breakdown, twins, twins, twins, twins ♪"
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"I know what you're thinking, Liz,"
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"but it is possible to have twins who are different races."
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"I saw it on Maury."
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"“My Obese Toddler Did My Stepfather's Makeover“."
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"We have two hours to save the show!"
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"But I guess I'll just do it alone. Again."
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"I'll ignore everything that's going on in my life"
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"and save your jobs for you."
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"Just one question out of curiosity. What would it take --?"
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"I just remembered I got to leave early."
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"Ever!"
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"This is Studio 6H."
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"You know what's been shot on this stage?"
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"TGS, The Joey Montero Show, The Lovebirds."
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"Now, listen to me carefully"
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"In Jack Donaghy's office there's a brand-new script"
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"for a show that will change television."
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"If you steal it for me,"
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"I promise you riches beyond your wildest dreams."
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"He passed the test, sir!"
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"by stealing the script for that show about the catering company."
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"♪ Welcome to a world of magic ♪"
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"Kenneth, you are very close to being back in a janitor's uniform."
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"That fabric was made from toilet-clog hair."
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"And there is nothing in the world"
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"You do peacock peacock."
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"So please listen to me when I tell you"
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"Actually, Kenneth, I agree."
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"Charlie, tell Kenneth here why you know so much about NBC."
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"Well, you have to know how something works"
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"if you're going to strip it for parts."
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"- What? Broadcast television is dying."
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"The only move is to shut down the network,"
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"and turn this building into a Forever 21."
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"That's what you would do to NBC?"
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"At some point you got to turn the horse into glue, Ken."
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"Mr. Donaghy, don't do this!"
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"He may have a fancy degree"
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"and know lots of business terms like meeting and envelope,"
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"but if all he cares about is the bottom line,"
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"he's not right for the job."
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"Are you saying I wasn't right for the job?"
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"No, sir. You were not."
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"I know you don't mean that!"
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"Awkward."
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"What am I looking at?"
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"I'm just hair and eyes. It's perfect."
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"You're the one who wrote --"
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"All this says is, What if the Jolly Green Giant was horny?"
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"It's a note from our sponsor."
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"Wait. What is that? Where's the band?"
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"So, what, we're using scabs?!"
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"But, full disclosure, I just drank ayahuasca."
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"Are you still at the office? Did you not get my messages?"
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"I haven't had a second to do anything."
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"Do you know what I had for lunch today?"
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"Two pieces of pizza, a garden salad, a cup of soup,"
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"this cookie thing with a jelly center --"
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"They're coming in on 1/24 on Flight 129!"
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"I... I can't go. I can't leave work."
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"Compromises, Criss!"
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"Okay, so I won't be there when we meet our kids for the first time."
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"So what? I'll be around for lots of other stuff."
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"I mean, how important is being there this one time?"
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"It's really important, Liz! You know that!"
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"I also know that everyone here"
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"is counting on me to save their jobs right now, and nobody else can do it,"
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"because, damn it, this is Bro Body Douche presents The Man Cave,"
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"Guys, I'm worried about Todd."
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"Mm."
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"I'm extraordinarily busy, Kenneth."
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"- Kenneth. - You Kenneth!"
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"I have no choice but to quit the page program."
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"So shines a goon's deed in a weary world."
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"Kenneth."
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"Every show I was sure would succeed failed."
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"And then when I tried to tank the network so Hank would sell it..."
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"- What's that now? - ...I actually made it better."
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"Nah. Oon yekee deegast."
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"If your college mascot and president was a bear in a hat."
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"So if all my credentials and degrees and experience don't matter,"
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"that means the only qualification for this job is... loving television."
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"I'm saying I'm finally going to do something for this network"
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"Oh, I think it's the most wonderful place"
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"Because I'm giving it to you."
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"The whole thing."
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"of the National Broadcasting Company."
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"Welcome to The Man Cave!"
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"R.I.P., Todd."
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"Why isn't he in costume?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the KableTown board,"
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"So do I."
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"I'll tell you what we're doing, L.L."
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"We're finally stepping up."
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"This show is a disaster."
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"Except for the very moving Todd Debeikis tribute."
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"Children? Why the hell are you still here?!"
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"So, for once, let us step up and do what we do best -- nothing."
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