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Clips from 30 Rock - A Goon's Deed in a Weary World (S07E07)

"You're doing this for me?"
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"We all are."
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"I quit, Liz."
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"I quit."
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"I actually quit two years ago."
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"Subhas out. Suck it!"
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"Get out of here, lady!"
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"I hit that."
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"No way."
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"So it is possible."
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"Is that a camera?"
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"♪ Welcome to a world of magic ♪"
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"♪ Where this nifty gadget full of batteries ♪"
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"♪ Can funtertain your life ♪"
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"♪ Us right into your home 'cause you must see ♪"
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"and I crushed it!"
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"Boy, women who try to do things sure get killed a lot."
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"I've saved the show before, and I ain't afraid 0' no board!"
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"So, who's with me?"
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"Last night, at a party, we urinated into the same fountain"
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"I'll make sure we accidentally walk in on a blonde woman peeing."
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"During the tour, the candidates will drop their guard"
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"Understood? - Yes, sir."
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"Yeah."
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"But to actually break even,"
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"Why should Bro Body Douche get in TGS's panties?"
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"Blorch."
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"Yeah, I got some stuff on the back burner."
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"insurance money."
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"I mean, lots of people got more famous"
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"But parts like Dumb Gay Batman come around once in a generation."
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"one for each of us?"
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"Fun news fact --"
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"More of a party atmosphere!"
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"Was I not clear earlier about your role in this process?"
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"It's NBC! We comedy!"
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"Hey, I'm sorry. I forgot you called."
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"And hymen demolishers. You know what happened to me."
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"I thought we'd do all this stuff together --"
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"buying toys and gender-neutral toothbrushes."
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"It was an episode entitled,"
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"What? No!"
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"He refused to betray the network"
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"that means more to me than this uniform."
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"You know how much I love this place, sir."
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"Mr. MacGuffin here is the man for the job."
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"pull the copper out of the walls,"
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"We can't afford a band. Or a union crew."
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"Not a good time, Criss."
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"They're coming, Liz."
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"Yeah, I saw it on Maury."
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"What up, Liz Lemon?"
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"- Has it really? Oh, God. - Yeah."
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"We don't have a lot of time here."
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"Okay, Liz, we're about to start writing. I swear!"
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"Oh, please, no."
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"Khak to saret!"
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"Exactly. This industry is totally irrational."
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"♪ Moving at the speed of light, press that button and invite ♪"
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"I mean, the monkey was funny, damn it!"
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"TV for your peen."
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"It's a topical sketch-comedy show for a little demographic"
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"When we talked about this dream, we said we were gonna be cowboys."
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"Okay."
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"They're not coming in on 1/29 on Flight 124."
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"We have to rally our fans, so you two are doing press all day."
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"Of course."
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"They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy."
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"I play Gretchen Vanderhausen, a sexy 20-something president."
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"But you should know that I refuse to watch this network get torn apart --"
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"How big is an 8-year-old's head? I'm thinking, like, bowling ball?"
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"What? No. Kenneth, this is broadcast television."
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"No! I didn't! It wasn't my fault!"
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"- What?! - Bev's e-mail had it backwards."
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"We knew you'd never give up."
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"My name is C.B. Essington."
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"No."
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"in the whole wide world."
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"Jenna, quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did."
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"Good."
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"Your fault. Your fault. Your fault. Your fault."
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"That's a name I haven't heard in a long time."
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"it's not just gonna be the tip."
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"Right this way."
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"Liz, are you in favor of our kids having a trampoline,"
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"This is a disaster."
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"Very well."
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"that I know is right."
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"picking up your chili."
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"I know you want to save TGS, Lemonhead,"
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"because of an issue with my lizard."
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"You failed us, Liz."
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"Guess there's another full-figured Bev at the office there."
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"I'll take that nod as a yes."
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"the comic-book convention for deaf people?"
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"Fine, I'll skip to the end!"
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"My whole life has been building to this moment."
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"Do you think this is a joke?"
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"If TGS goes away,"
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"What I think is a fun fact"
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"What would it take for you people to ever step up and help me?"
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"I think it's awesome."
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"You're the next president"
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"Mommy's baby quits."
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"This seems about right."
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"♪ Welcome to a world of wonder ♪"
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