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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Smunday (S01E01)

"He is right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We didn't even do anything that bad."
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"Sounds good."
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"You the man, Circus."
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"The guy pushed him off..."
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"We were brilliant."
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"She's got a temperature of 104."
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"has killed the part of me that cares."
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"Next time you lie, you have to take a shower first."
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"but before I do, I want to talk to you."
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"Now, when I get home"
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"Wait for it."
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"Wait for it..."
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"What's wrong, Reese?"
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"Just-Just shut up and go to sleep, okay?"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"* And you're not so big *"
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"(Alarm Beeping)"
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"Hooray!"
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"I never thought I'd be happy about a Monday"
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"Shut up."
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"No friends, no TV... we did absolutely nothing"
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"The point is, we never should've"
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"been grounded in the first place."
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"Mom went way overboard."
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"Okay, so if we give you Dewey's bike"
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"Circus will eat a wet dog food sandwich."
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"I don't want you ripping off my little brothers."
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"You only get the bike if he eats the whole can."
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"Done."
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"You the man."
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"This is worth it."
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"What you going to tell Mom?"
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"took the bike..."
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"and then just ran off."
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"How's Mom?"
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"I've never seen her this sick."
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"It's like some sort of horrible science experiment in there."
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"Mom's been sick with the flu all weekend."
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"I'd feel more sympathetic, but two months with no TV"
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"I finally figured out how Mom could tell we were lying."
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"Pheromones."
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"She could smell the fear on us."
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"I get to plug this cord back into the TV."
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"So you boys have to behave."
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"You're not the only ones who've suffered"
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"So..."
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"Before you leave, you go in there"
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"and tell your mother to feel better."
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"Maybe we should just let her sleep."
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"She slept straight through the last 48 hours."
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"Mom?"
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"(Groaning)"
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"Mom kills most germs on contact"
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"No friends..."
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"till tomorrow."
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"But Mom..."
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"This is the last Sunday"
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"of your punishment."
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"(Coughing)"
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"She still thinks it's Sunday."
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"You know what this means?"
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"No."
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"and stay home from school."
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"Oh, I'm in."
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"Okay, Mom."
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"And we're definitely not going to school."
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"Shut up."
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"Just came in this week."
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"Just looking."
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"Wow..."
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"I love this car."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, I see you've added four ponies from last year."
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"We also put in the new skid control system."
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"Oh."
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"The new brochures came in."
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"No, I should get to work."
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"Sir, can I ask"
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"I have no response to that."
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"Yes!"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, dang!"
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"I'm trying."
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"Even if we manage to keep mom fooled"
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"we're screwed when Dad gets home."
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"It basically means"
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"we're going to sit here, bored out of our minds"
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"for eight hours"
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"and wait for Mom to top our last punishment."
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"(Phone Ringing)"
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"It's all lies. I had nothing to do with it."
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"What are you doing home?"
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"She thinks it's Sunday."
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"We kind of went with it."
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"Go check the mail."
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"There should be a letter there"
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"from Southern Alabama State."
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"Yeah, it's here."
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"No, it's probably no point in me ever trying to."
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"I kind of drove a backhoe into their swimming pool."
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"Oh, man."
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"They did have to drain the gym."
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"Ooh."
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"Okay, and then what?"
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"I'll come up with an idea later."
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"That's all I got so far."
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"You should go to the arcade on Hillcrest."
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"The manager there has an enlightened outlook"
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"on a kid's right to choose his own school hours."
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"We don't have any money, though."
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"All right, you guys are doing me a favor"
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"so I'll let you in on a little secret."
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"Mom keeps some money"
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"in the top left drawer of her dresser"
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"but she won't notice"
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"if you only take between five and seven dollars."
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"What are you boys doing?"
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"I moved it to the back of the closet."
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"Where she hides our Christmas presents?"
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