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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Smunday (S01E01)

"And when you made chipped beef on toast last week"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who knows?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It was 39 cents a pound."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Did Grandpa really punch Jimmy Carter in the face?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, he just threw a rock at the motorcade and ran off."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Did you really give my red blanket to the poor kids?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, your father used it to clean the barbecue."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Damn."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's your favorite color?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"For the third time, green."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got a good one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis ratted on us to Mom!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Shut up! He sold us out!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis is dead to us now!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait a minute..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Guys, seriously..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"If you have any problems, you can come to me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dewey, get me some iced tea."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We should just give this to Mom and let him fry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, wait!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, Malcolm, everything okay?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Um, Francis..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"we were just wondering..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom said..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"you ratted on us about Dewey's bike."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But she's probably just mixed up, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Because you're our big brother and you wouldn't do"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You don't know"
Malcolm in the Middle
"what kind of pressure I was under!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"How could you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, did he do it?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't believe you!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're our big brother!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're supposed to protect us, not betray us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He did it, didn't he?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, let me explain..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And then you actually"
Malcolm in the Middle
"have the nerve to ask us to risk our butts for you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Maybe we should just give the letter to Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- No, you can't do that! - Yeah, why not?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"she'll know it's not Sunday."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, well, she won't believe it"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But then she'll know you can forge her signature."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Which won't matter at all"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And even if she does, I'll just tell her"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I didn't want to disturb her."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'll get points for being sympathetic."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Put Reese on the phone."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know, Hal, owning a Porsche"
Malcolm in the Middle
"is not just for the wealthy anymore."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, she's a very lucky lady."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but what can I do to put you in that car today?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Both Laughing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's funny."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Seriously, we have"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Sighs)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I would have to call work and..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"in the car."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, do we give Mom the letter now"
Malcolm in the Middle
"or wait till dad gets home and give him both barrels?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Of course we are!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He has to pay!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"we're scuzzy, dirty backstabbers"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Phone Rings)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, it's me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's just end this before it gets out of control."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well... bad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"are revenge, payback, envelope."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, you're not going to give Mom the letter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, but... Richie should be right about now."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That was the best 12 minutes of my life."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I'm glad to hear that, Hal."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis: Okay, listen up:"
Malcolm in the Middle
"My mom's in her bedroom, so you gotta keep it down"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and remember, don't hurt my brothers."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Glass Breaking)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Circus!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's okay. It was ugly."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Man, just get the letter"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and don't let Malcolm out of your sight."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's out of breath."
Malcolm in the Middle
"or I'm going to pound you within an..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Richie!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Which part of"no hurting my brothers""
Malcolm in the Middle
"In the VCR."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why would he go right for the letter?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, maybe we should just set fire to the house and find out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"PutJustin on the phone."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Put Richie back on the phone."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, you can tear up the house if you want"
Malcolm in the Middle
"with my mom here and explain it to her"
Malcolm in the Middle
"or you can quit and slink away"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He said a lot of things"
Malcolm in the Middle
"but the gist of it is, we got to tear up the house."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, you can't do that. Just..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's he doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's just sitting there."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, look at his eyes. What are his eyes doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, just keep looking at him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's looking at the VCR."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, l-I was looking at the... the other thing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Justin: You're the man, Richie!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"For what?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you talking about?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"They have a fake letter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I knew Francis wouldn't leave us alone"
Malcolm in the Middle
"without getting something"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and I knew you'd give it away."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So where's the real letter?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I had to think of the one place"
Malcolm in the Middle
"they'd never think"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'd give it to."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I did the most brilliant thing of all:"
Malcolm in the Middle
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