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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Smunday (S01E01)

"with no TV."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I want you to get to school on time."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think it's okay to wake her up for five minutes."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's not lying."
Malcolm in the Middle
"you're not stepping foot out of this house today."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Huh? - No TV."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, Mom, we got it. We're still grounded."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We can pretend today's Sunday"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're just going to go continue our punishment."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're supposed to be in school."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just give me some time to think."
Malcolm in the Middle
"this was a stupid idea in the first place."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Francis? - It's Francis?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let me talk."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom's sick."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, dude, I need you to do me a giant favor."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why, did you apply there?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, if you put a ten-foot crack in them, they drain themselves."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But I have a plan... I want you to take the letter"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and hide it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And then..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's not there."
Malcolm in the Middle
"In the garage."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, um..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's just go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"How'd you know Dewey's bike wasn't really stolen?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That is a good one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He wouldn't do that. You did it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That makes me the oldest brother."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We can't just take Mom's word for it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"something like that... Francis?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You butt-wipe!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Because if you give the letter to Mom"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'll just tell her it came special delivery."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I could forge her signature."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My lifemate and I, we both drive 'em."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh. A blond."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You can give me $90,000."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Nah, I... I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There's a phone..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do it now!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's a traitor!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"He must suffer!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We can't give Mom the letter. She'd kill him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But we can make him think we're giving her the letter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We could make him think"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, if it isn't the snitch."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hi, snitch."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You do, huh? How do we feel?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't think you're in any position to call the shots."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Richie? - Yeah?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'd like you to meet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's too smart."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What do you mean, "uh-oh"? What did he do?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, kid, you've got"
Malcolm in the Middle
"three seconds to tell me"
Malcolm in the Middle
"didn't you understand?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got to tell you, man"
Malcolm in the Middle
"a single creative thought here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You the man, Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What'd he say?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait a minute, I have an idea."
Malcolm in the Middle
"They're looking back at me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who wants a latte?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm really sorry, you guys."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I knew exactly what everyone would do."
Malcolm in the Middle
"they'd never think of looking."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I had to give it to the one person"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I gave it to Dewey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm going to kill him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, shut up, Reese!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Lois Retching)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hi, Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Look, I'm sorry about all this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We never intended to show the letter to Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"you know it was just an accident, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Please tell me Richie has the letter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Richie has coupons."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Sighs)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Actually, that was a pretty good excuse."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah, you know, I been thinking..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"because I'm not feeling very well"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, my God!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Every time she gets mad"
Malcolm in the Middle
"she forgets about everything else in the world"
Malcolm in the Middle
"if she's busy being mad at someone else, like at us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Yeah. - You don't understand."
Malcolm in the Middle
"more trouble than we've ever been in, in our entire lives."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That way, we not only destroy the stuff"
Malcolm in the Middle
"splash on the house and, with any luck"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What a waste!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"For any other reason"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I guess it's mission accomplished."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't think Mom even remembers she has a son named Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: Boys!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you just come down?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come down."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm: But if you tell us, we'll come down."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I picked this trick up in camp last year."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, screw it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Nothing!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Yes, no, maybe *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, Dewey, wake up!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"of two months of being grounded."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I have to finish my homework."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese, we couldn't do anything all weekend."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and you still managed not to do your homework?"
Malcolm in the Middle
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