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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

"A hundred and fifty years ago"
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"a slave by the name of Dred Scott"
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"He lost."
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"And as history has shown us, that wasn’t justice."
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"In every civil rights conflict,"
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"we are only able to recognize the just point of view"
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"And when the next conflict comes along,"
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"we're once again blind to it as it's happening."
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""Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't."
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"and it's happening again today."
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"So I urge you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"Don't wait too long to be right."
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"Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child."
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"Is that correct?"
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"Yeah."
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"And if I may inquire,"
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"why did you not choose to have a child of your own?"
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"Because Teddy ain't got no dick."
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Uh-huh."
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"And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?"
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"Is it a freak of genetics?"
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"No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy!"
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"What's your excuse?"
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"Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter?"
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"Yeah! How'd you... What?"
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"(GAVEL BANGS) Order!"
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"Mr. Bennett,"
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"how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?"
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"So you don't see him as your property."
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"No, he's not my property. He's a person."
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"Your Honor? I'll allow it."
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"Thank you, Your Honor."
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"Your witness."
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"Mr. Bennett,"
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"when and where did you first encounter Ted?"
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"Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid."
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"A-ha. They "got him.""
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"Where did they get him?"
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"Child World toy store."
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please?"
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"Child World toy store. You fucking heard me."
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"There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett."
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"Why? Nobody here likes you!"
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"I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser!"
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"Your Honor? Mr. Bennett."
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"I hope your kids get bird flu!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Now, you said your parents purchased Ted,"
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"as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel."
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"You can't do that!"
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"This court is trying to tell me"
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"that I'm not as good as other people,"
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"and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags!"
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"This is exactly what you've been doing"
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"to the homos, and I say it's wrong!"
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"or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court!"
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"Oh, piss off!"
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"I'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homos!"
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"We deserve respect!"
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"Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand."
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"My turn, assholes!"
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"Do you love your wife?"
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"I'll rephrase."
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"Do you love Tami-Lynn?"
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"I love my wife. Okay? My wife."
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"We're married. I don't care what anybody says."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, it must be weird for you guys,"
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"having a doll up here on the stand"
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"with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Yeah, no, yeah, no."
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"Ted, do you believe you have a soul?"
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"(SINGING) What did you think"
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"When you're standing before me"
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"With tears in your eyes"
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"That answer your question?"
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"Objection. Your Honor?"
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"(SINGSONGY) Overruled!"
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"Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry."
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"Look, I'm not a scientist, okay?"
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"I don't know exactly what makes a person a person."
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"Just like all you guys."
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"And I don't think I ought to be treated any different."
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"Aware of his own consciousness."
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"Mr. Kidder,"
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"you were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct?"
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"Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears."
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"A synthetic cotton-poly blend."
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"Is there anything else in there?"
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"The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest"
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"which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases."
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"Ted."
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"Would you please press your chest?"
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"Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang."
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"(CROWD MURMUR)"
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"FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Also in the news, a pending court case"
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"for its civil rights ramifications."
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"Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember"
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"came to life back in the mid-80s right here in Boston,"
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"is suing to prove he is indeed a person."
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"Okay, so what are we even talking about here?"
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"What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights."
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"Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy."
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"Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she,""
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"but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel."
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"Oh, good point."
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"Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm."
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"Are any of you gonna sit there and tell me"
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"No. Not at all."
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"We all agree all the time."
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"I don't think he should want to be considered a person."
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"After all, you know, Ted spent many years"
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"sleeping and cuddling with a child."
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"When you're a person, that's a felony."
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"Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?"
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"I am not an animal!"
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"You see, Your Honor?"
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"(SNIFFLES)"
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