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Clips from Goon (2011)

"It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years."
Goon (2011)
"No, it isn't."
Goon (2011)
"You can do anything."
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"You can do anything except punch people, okay?"
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"- No, I couldn't. - You can teach."
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"I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!"
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"I am."
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"I'm stupid. You're gay."
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"Stupid. Gay."
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"- We get it. - Stupid. Gay!"
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"Oh, God."
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"I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it."
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"you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor."
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"I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight."
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"And you should be proud of me."
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"They call you Thug, for Christ's sake!"
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"- Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy."
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"Okay? But I'm gonna go with Mom and Dad, okay?"
Goon (2011)
"They got my passport."
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"You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren"
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"or some shit."
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"You don't get what I'm saying, do you?"
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"Doug, watching you tonight"
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"was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a"
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"It was instinct..."
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"I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist."
Goon (2011)
"It's like the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate."
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"I really feel like getting hammered right now."
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"Let's get so fucking drunk"
Goon (2011)
"we see each other's donair sauce on the floor."
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"LaFLAMME: You don't know shit about hockey, you bulimic Don Cherry!"
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"You fucking spit in my face!"
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"- What the hell? Hey, hey! - He fucking started it!"
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"Oh, come on! You're spitting everywhere!"
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"Your friend is fucking sick!"
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"Your people live like animals!"
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"I hate spit! I hate it!"
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"Oh!"
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"FUCK you!"
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"Ah..."
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"What's your problem?"
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"I'll tell you my problem."
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"How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?"
Goon (2011)
"but you play 11 fucking minutes."
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"I'm a fucking hockey player."
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"You steal my You steal my power play."
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"You're a fucking goon! A thug!"
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"You're fucking nothing!"
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"You are not a hockey player."
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"The only reason"
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"why I'm not knocking your teeth out right now"
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"is 'cause you're on my team."
Goon (2011)
"if I stopped watching your back?"
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"Yeah. It'd be like before you came."
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"I like that better."
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"We have not pissed together"
Goon (2011)
"since last time we double-teamed Belchior's mother, huh?"
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"Oh, and we pissed on her, too."
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"You pissed on my leg!"
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"All right, lads! All right."
Goon (2011)
"We're in the shit now."
Goon (2011)
"Get your fucking game faces on."
Goon (2011)
"Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières"
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"and rip their fucking hearts out!"
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"Let's go get 'em, boys!"
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"You're with me tonight, Mommy."
Goon (2011)
"You are with me tonight."
Goon (2011)
"You feel the fucking energy in this building?"
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"Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme the entire game."
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"You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting."
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"Boys, we're in this fucking thing."
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"Now let's play like we're supposed to be here!"
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"- Let's go! - All right!"
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"Dougie, on LaFlamme! Stick to him! Stick to him!"
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"We're all in this together."
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"When that puck drops, we all drop."
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"Shut the fuck up!"
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"Here we go! The fries have been frenched."
Goon (2011)
"Simard flies into the boards."
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"Cuts toward the net."
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"LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!"
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"LaFlamme a tremendous move."
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"All right!"
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"The defenseman totally lost control..."
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"FUCK you!"
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"- Now gets up to center ice. - Gord!"
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"He gets it back again. Swings by another check."
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"Man on, man on!"
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"Get him off!"
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"That's it, Dougie! Leave him!"
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"They're calling for the stretcher."
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"Okay, he's got a concussion."
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"He may not be back at all."
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"And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended."
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"You know what, Glatt? This team counts on you."
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"Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate,"
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"I want to see every single one of you"
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"This is not fucking baseball!"
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"Do you want to make the playoffs or not?"
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"I see you."
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"You're riding piss hole."
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"Back of the bus."
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"Roll it out, George."
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"I can't really talk now. That's why I was texting you."
Goon (2011)
"So, you saw my headbutt, huh?"
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"Yeah. You fucked him up."
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"my boyfriend got home a few days ago."
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"and sometimes I sleep with that Angus-the-Highlander doll."
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"There's nothing weird about that. It's official."
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"Yeah, Doug. I know."
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"Well, I mean, all we did was make out."
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"I'm a slut, Doug."
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"I sleep around."
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"Oh, okay."
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"That doesn't bother you?"
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"I have a really huge crush on you."
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"I got to go, Doug."
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"Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid."
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"Thanks."
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"I don't know about that. I don't think so."
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