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Clips from Goon (2011)

"Everyone else seems to."
Goon (2011)
"Good for you, kid."
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"What are you doing wandering around St. John's"
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"Aren't you guys playing us tonight?"
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"Too bad."
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"So, I'm gonna impart some of the wisdom of my years on you."
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"I could really use some of that."
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"Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting."
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"You understand what I'm saying?"
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"Mm..."
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"I don't know. No."
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"Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit."
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"But like me, that's all you fucking got."
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"And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else."
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"All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player."
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"You'll get your fucking heart ripped out."
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"You're a fucking goon."
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"That plays hockey, like you."
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"I don't play much hockey."
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"You're a hockey player, sir."
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"You know they just want you to bleed, right?"
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"You know, if they need me to bleed, then I'll bleed for my team."
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"I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire the end of the season."
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"but I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out"
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"like some Nancy-boy, middle-aged fuck."
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"You understand?"
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"Yeah, I understand."
Goon (2011)
"Whatever that means to you, you got it."
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"But know this shit hard."
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"and it's you and me..."
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"I will lay you the fuck out."
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"Get the fuck over here!"
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"To kick fucking ass!"
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"They need me to bleed, then I bleed."
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"I think it's only fitting that I... I'm winding it up here."
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"What do you say, boys? Let's go to the playoffs."
Goon (2011)
"Give the old man one last shot at a ring."
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"How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland!"
Goon (2011)
"It's a rough, physical game tonight, folks."
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"I'm open!"
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"Stevenson calling for the puck."
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"He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!"
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"St. John's has taken an early lead."
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"Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders."
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"Cheap shot, Rhea. No need."
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"I'm gonna fight you, man."
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"Oh, come on, Gord."
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"You know how this ends."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Come on, Gord."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Gord Ogilvey getting into only the third fight"
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"of his entire career."
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""A" for effort, captain."
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"And "D" for Doug Glatt."
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"Xavier, are you up?"
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"I'm an idiot."
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"From now on, no matter what happens,"
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"if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep,"
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"it doesn't matter."
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"I'm always gonna be watching your back."
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"I think that we both have a light in our stomachs."
Goon (2011)
"A special light, like E.T."
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"And the team needs somebody to light the way."
Goon (2011)
"My stomach light needs your stomach light."
Goon (2011)
"If they don't, they're gonna wind up on the golf course early,"
Goon (2011)
"18 holes and a Reuben."
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"Glatt! What are you doing?"
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"Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards."
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"Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,"
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"Nice one, Dougie!"
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"Well, it has come down to this, folks."
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"The Highlanders need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive."
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"LaFlamme serving a high-sticking major"
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"with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead."
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"I love you, Mom."
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"Dougie, hey, keep that fucking crease clean!"
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"Let's get fucking real, boys."
Goon (2011)
"Let's get fucking real!"
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"Now the puck goes back to the point."
Goon (2011)
"Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with six attackers."
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"Let's go, man! Let's go, fuck-face! Boom!"
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"Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie!"
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"Seconds tick down. There's about 27 left now."
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"Clear the fucking crease!"
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"Where's the puck, man? I can't see the shot."
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"Dougie? Doug?"
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"Come on!"
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"Yeah, you've done it before, you pussy!"
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"And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it."
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"Get him out of there, please."
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"You stopped it, man. You fucking did it!"
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"It didn't hurt at all."
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"Dougie. Hey, Dougie. You're all right. You did it."
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"Big win here tonight for Halifax,"
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"but they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs."
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"They meet the St. John's Shamrocks for the eighth and final playoff spot."
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"And if the hockey gods truly exist"
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"and aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,"
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"we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle"
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"between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt."
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"Okay."
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"- Gather 'round here, Highlanders! - Come on, boys."
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"Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight."
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"I fucking loved it."
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"And Dougie took one in the face!"
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"Pass the dutchie, man."
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"I will. I got some for you."
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"I'm so fucking proud!"
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"You are un-fucking-real."
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"The stuff that you're..."
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"that is, is fucking great!"
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"- Thank you. - You're our knight!"
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"You're fucking all right, eh?"
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"Thanks, Coach."
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"Eva!"
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"- Hey, hey."
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"No. Hey, what happened?"
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"No. I did it. I broke up with him."
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"I don't even know what the fuck I'm..."
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