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Clips from Goon (2011)

"All right, boys, here we go!"
Goon (2011)
"So, Huntsie, I was wondering,"
Goon (2011)
"how long does it take you to get your hair like that?"
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"Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids..."
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"Ooh! Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you."
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"Vicious slash to the side of the head..."
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"...Ross Rhea!"
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"It says here that you have brown eyes."
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"Come on!"
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"You actually have blue eyes in real life."
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"I'm not paying anything! Fuck!"
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"I'm really sorry, man."
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"Fuck..."
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"- What's the problem, Jerry? - I didn't win anything!"
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"That's because it's a jukebox, Jerry."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young."
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"Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt."
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"- Hi. Nice to meet you. - How do you do?"
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"And their doctor son, Ira."
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"- Hi. Great to meet you. - Pleasure."
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"Oh, Albee, this is my youngest son, Doug."
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"- Hello. Ah! - Oh, sorry."
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"So, Ira, have you got a main squeeze?"
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"My squeeze is late, actually."
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"Your dad thought you were single."
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"What do I know?"
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"So, what Ivy League school are you hiding at, Doug?"
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"- He's... - I bounce."
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"Like a basketball?"
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"Richard!"
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"Hi!"
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"Very close friends."
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"That's quite the couple, Glatt."
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"Is he Jewish?"
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"For the record, they're both adopted."
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"Yes, there he is! Oh, handsome bastard!"
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"It was a pretty brutal chop."
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"He got suspended for 20 fucking games."
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"That's it. He's fucking done, son!"
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"All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice.""
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"Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology."
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"I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, for what I did."
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"Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic!"
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"- I have no excuse."
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"Jesus Christ. I can't stomach this shit any more."
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"Fucking kills me to see him like this."
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"I'll probably feature it on next week's "Hot Ice""
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"unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again."
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"Like, last week, he called in"
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"pretending that he was from some fucking sweepstakes,"
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"and he told me that I'd won the grand prize"
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"of 50 cocks in my mouth."
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"He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once"
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"or one a month for 50 fucking months."
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"Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"I don't have a thing, you know?"
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"Like, you have your show."
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"And my dad and my brother,"
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"they have their doctor thing."
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"Would it help that I want you inside me?"
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"That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory?"
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"Eh? Fuck this fucking sad shit!"
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"Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the shit out of Oshawa."
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"I am predicting that this fucking game becomes an absolute ass-raping"
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"or, potentially, the cast of "Oz" can comprehend."
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"This is fun. These are tasty treats."
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"- Get in the fucking box! - Fuck you!"
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"Bye-bye, bitch!"
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"- Fuck you! - Psycho!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"You want a fucking piece of me, you little fucking faggot?"
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"Hey, my brother's gay."
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"That's it! Fucking..."
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"You fucking film me, you little fucking faggot!"
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"Motherfucker!"
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"Cw!"
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"Oh!"
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"Look at that face-period!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"...one."
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"That's my fuckin' boy!"
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"Boner genocide!"
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"I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated."
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"Pat, that's it."
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"Tonight we have a very special fucking guest joining us..."
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"Speaking of fans, let's go to the phones."
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"Caller, you're blowing hot ice."
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"Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs."
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"- Yes, I like hot dogs. - Great!"
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"But I prefer corndogs because you don't need a bun for it"
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"because the bun is all around it, and you can eat it from a stick."
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"You like hot dogs 'cause you like big cocks in your mouth, son!"
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"You motherfucker!"
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"Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!"
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"Fuck this! I'm done!"
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"and your fucking sweater-vest, police-state censorship, okay?"
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"Hi, there! You are the final caller ever on "Hot Ice"."
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"Oh, hi. This is Rollie Hortense."
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"I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins."
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"- Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Patty, do me a favor."
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"Let me talk to your buddy there, Doug, okay?"
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"and a lot of other people, too."
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"You impress me a hell of a lot, too."
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"I'll be direct."
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"What I want you to do is come down to the rink tomorrow,"
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"come out there for a tryout."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30."
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"Oh, you guys really shine in the fucking morning!"
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"Hey, kid!"
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"Dougie!"
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"Come on out here, son."
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"Come on!"
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"Who the fuck is this guy?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"They're his gay brother's!"
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"Fuck!"
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"I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at."
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