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Clips from Goon (2011)

"I love you, Mama."
Goon (2011)
"You might want to wash it before you put on."
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"- Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. - Doni"
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"and do you have any fucking Percocets, man?"
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"- All right. - Okay!"
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"Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Yo."
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"Turn this shit up."
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"Okay, boys, let's go flat out!"
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"Give it 121% tonight!"
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"Well, that was borderline treasonous"
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"and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history."
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"My father didn't kick the Nazis'..."
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"And the puck drops! Face-off win by Hamilton."
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"Schaffer chips it back to Hall."
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"Shutout tonight, man!"
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"Save, Belchior! Now Sacco dishes to Ogilvey."
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"LaFlamme still looking to find his game."
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"Ogilvey to LaFlamme. Oh, he dodged a bullet there!"
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"Oh, come on, LaFlamme! Grow a set!"
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"- Don't pinch! - Halifax pinches in..."
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"Here's the shot! He scores!"
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"- Belchie, five hole! - Five hole!"
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"Ass-licker! Am I the only one here?"
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"You Slavic fucking borscht-blooded, cabbage-headed motherfuckers, man!"
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"Why don't you stop the puck in your big vagina,"
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"you Russian lesbian?"
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"Get your heads out of your ass, eh? Jesus!"
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"Come on, boys!"
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"Man on, Kimmy! Man on!"
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"- Clean hit. Clean hit. - Come on! What the fuck?!"
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"He won't be heard from till next week!"
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"Okay, number six, you light him up."
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"Just... Get lost. I got it."
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"Looks like Ronnie Hortense"
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"is looking for a little spark to ignite his team."
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"And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,"
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"and what a spark he'll be!"
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"Come on, you fucking pussy!"
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"Thank you."
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"Did you know that cows only meow when people are around?"
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"- It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy"."
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"GORD What are these doing here?"
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"- Gone!"
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"Here we are!"
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"Doug. - Doug."
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"- Yeah. - Officially."
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"Through an initiation. It's gonna be good."
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"- Oh, shit. - Fuck."
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"We should sign his dick."
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"- What's happening here? - What's the matter?"
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"Huh? You have a little puss-puss?"
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"Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?"
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"- Let's see what's going on over there. - Show us your dick."
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"I think you're fucking being pretty gay."
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"- It's not gay! - Not if you're brothers."
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"If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else."
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"I've been playing hockey my whole life."
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"I never fucking signed no one's dick, man."
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"I'll sign your dick, Doug."
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"Oh, come on! Fuck! You fucked the carpet!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off, yeah?"
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"No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?"
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"Hey!"
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"Come on, sit."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"Thanks."
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"That's cool."
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"Pot?"
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"No. Thank you so much for asking me."
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"Beer and soup, that's my thing."
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"You're a crazy motherfucker, huh?"
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"Tabarnac! Bam! You fucking beat him."
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"- Really? - Yeah!"
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah! Why did you do that?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"You don't even know these guys."
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"Well, Coach puts me out there to fight."
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"That's my job."
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"I like standing up for my team, you know?"
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""Team"!"
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"You just wait. Wait one month."
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"What are those?"
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"Bonne nuit."
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"Come on, boys! Let's go! Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in!"
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"here in this game between the Laval Kings and..."
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"Come on, Dougie!"
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"Steve-O, go out for Dougie."
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"I got it! I got it! Coach, I'm doing it!"
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"- Two on one, man. Two on one! - Doug, come off!"
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"It's gonna be too many men on the ice."
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"Delayed penalty."
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"They score!"
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"Jesus and the donkey mother-fucked it on!"
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"Get off the ice, Glatt!"
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"Why are you on the fucking ice, man?"
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"I've heard this song before, folks."
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"Glatt, go to the end of the bench."
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"Our bashful bride Glatt can't wear white any more."
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"- Stay there until I tell you to move. - Idiot."
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"Unbelievable, Glatt."
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"Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go!"
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"Fuck!"
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"That was the closest we have come"
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"to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month,"
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"and you just fucked us!"
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"You fucked us!"
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"You're not here to play hockey, Glatt. You're here to fight."
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"Funny ha ha?"
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"Like flushing-a-$5 million-contract- up-your-nose funny?"
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"Or funny peculiar like Doug there?"
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"You get your shit together."
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"Ross "The Boss" Rhea was sent down to Boston's affiliate in the EMHL,"
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"the same team where he started his storied career,"
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"a career a lot of people believe is coming to a close."
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"This is where I started out. This is where I'm from."
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"I suppose this is as good a place as any for me to end up."
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