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Clips from Goon (2011)

"having sat out 12 games after his infamous head-shot"
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"on Xavier LaFlamme three years ago."
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"The league is sending a clear message"
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"No, yeah, no. You're breaking up."
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"No, we're not breaking up."
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"You're breaking up. I can't hear..."
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"What? No, it's still shit."
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"You still sound like a fucking cyborg."
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"I said we'll talk tomorrow."
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"Eva? Hey, Eva baby."
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"Are you on a date with this loser?"
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"Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong?"
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"Oh, fuck! What the fuck?!"
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"You moron!"
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"It's made from the same material they make snowsuits out of."
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"Man, I'm wasted."
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"Eva, I really like your name."
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"Yes, sir. It's a great name."
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"Like the Bible,"
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"I think it's a pretty name, like your face."
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"You got a pretty name and a pretty face."
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"Aw, you're very nice to me."
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"Fuck it."
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"- Doug“. - Uh-huh?"
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"I fucking love it."
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"- Want to get out of here? - Yes, please."
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"- Let's rally. - Go on home."
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"You're so pretty."
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"I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry."
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"It's fine. I think it's cute."
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"Mm, this is me."
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"I like Eva."
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"You do, eh?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Eva likes Doug."
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"What does Eva think about kissing?"
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"- Which type? - French?"
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"Um, hey, uh..."
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"what do you think about me calling you sometime?"
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"I don't know whether that's the best idea."
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"Shit."
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"Why don't you give me your number,"
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"- I love that!"
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"Bye, Eva."
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"I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs to make sure that you're safe."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing."
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"We just need a quick one."
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"Listen up, cash!"
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"We got to work harder than them, okay?"
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"Get harder than them, guys."
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"You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce."
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"She's trying to get all my money now."
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"She can have half of it. I don't give a shit."
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"The other half... hard work, mine!"
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"Some guys on their team are fucking divorced."
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"Three guys there whose fucking marriages"
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"are in the fucking toilet."
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"- We're playing divorced guys. - Yeah."
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"We got to be fucking triceps, biceps, R-ceps hard!"
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"Hard!"
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"You're all Adonises."
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"Highlanders, gay-porn hard!"
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"Gets it over to Gill. He scored!"
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"Where's the pride?"
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"Yeah!"
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"LaFlamme."
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"I'm sorry, Coach."
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"Okay, Siegfried. Let's go, Roy! Eye of the fucking tiger!"
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"takes it back into his own zone."
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"Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed!"
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"You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me,"
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"It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock."
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"stand in front of that box, and wait for that ugly bugger."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Do exactly what I say."
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"Yes, sir, of course."
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"That's broken up by York, knocked it out of the air."
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"Kimmy, get off! Get off! Go, go, go, go! Skate!"
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"- You want a fucking piece of me? - Hi."
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"You fucking pussy. I am gonna fuck you up, Glatt!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"You fucking take it, you motherfucker!"
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"- What are you doing? - Come on, Glatt."
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"All right, Dougie!"
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"Okay, Glatt, keep moving."
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"But I just miss you."
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"Please don't give up on me."
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"Oh, fuck me."
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"Hello?"
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"This is Doug... Glatt."
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"so I didn't want to call my friend and then bother you."
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"Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team."
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"I don't know if you want to, like, you know, join us."
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"Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down."
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"Well, you know, uh,"
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"maybe you and I could hang out sometime,"
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"you know, get, like, coffee?"
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"Um... sure."
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"Great."
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"I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,"
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"Awesome."
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"It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not,"
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"That sounds cool."
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"It is beach ball"
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"because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball."
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"Beach ball is bigger than puck. That's why joke is."
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"Yeah, I fucking get it, man."
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"So, the score is tied with 2:52 left."
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"Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O, come on!"
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"No, no, no, sit down. Sit down."
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"- Who do I fight, Coach? - You're not fighting anybody."
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"Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him, okay?"
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"Let's do this. Don't be a pussy."
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"Let's go, let's go!"
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"Glatt will head straight to the front of the net."
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"Gets it over. They take another look. Put out in front."
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