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Clips from Goon (2011)

"One and nine, last time I checked,"
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"so shut the fuck up and let this guy have his shot, all right?"
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"Coach, you're not actually gonna let this guy join the team."
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"You know you're not joining the fucking Mouse Capades, right, buddy?"
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"What? The... Capades."
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"Spit it out."
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"You're a big boy. Use your big-boy words."
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"Uh..."
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"Shit! Oh, shit!"
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"Cocksucker!"
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"Holy lick, boy!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."
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"Of course, on the bright side,"
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"What do you say, son? You want to be an Assassin?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"What number you want to wear?"
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"69!"
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"Is that number taken?"
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"That's okay. You got to be shitty to get better."
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"Push, push, push! There you go!"
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"Glatt! Glatt!"
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"Shit!"
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"Hey, Pretty good! Pretty good!"
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"Ross "The Boss" motherfucking Rhea."
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"Grabbing onto the fucking meat right there."
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"Pow! Bam!"
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"I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you."
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"Boom! Uppercut!"
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"Sorry, bud."
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"Yeah, come on in. Grab a chair."
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"I got something I want to discuss with you."
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"I'm truly fucking proud of you."
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"Imagine if you played in a league where they actually played hockey."
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"Your talent's wasted here."
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"I don't know if I have any talent."
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"You've been touched by the fist of God, for Christ's sake!"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"He's the coach and general manager of the Halifax Highlanders."
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"I've been telling him about you, and I think you can really help him out."
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"Xavier LaFlamme."
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"Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck!"
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"and Montreal grabs him."
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"Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener."
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"Suffers a third-degree concussion."
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"Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking killed."
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"He starts missing practices."
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"The rumors, the fuck tapes. It all starts to add up."
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"So, that summer, he goes to the club, says he wants a trade."
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"They're not gonna trade him. They send him down... Halifax."
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"He's with my brother."
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"All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!"
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"You know why we're losing? 'Cause you're fucking shit!"
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"Doug, he wants to offer you a contract."
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"This is a farm club."
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"This is not some league where you're playing on a team"
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"that's named after a fucking radio station."
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"This is one step under the big league."
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"You go there. You watch Frenchie's back."
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"Maybe you can snap that whole team awake."
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"Thank you so much!"
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"- I'm so glad you see that. - Did you draw that?"
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"- What? - The wolf."
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"Loopy."
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"Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin."
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"My cousin Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar"
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"up in Dartmouth called fucking Night Court."
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"And she has this dance move she does"
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"where she drags her fucking jagged little coke nail"
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"across her C-section scars."
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"and I've been kind of telling her,"
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""Ah, that's kind of gross 'cause we're family.""
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"But I don't actually find it that gross."
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"- Hm. This is me here. - This one?"
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"Dougie..."
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"beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me."
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"I'm gonna be okay, right?"
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"I love you, bud."
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"- I'll miss you, buddy. - I'll miss you."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"There he goes!"
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"I remember when his dick"
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"was a tiny, little fucking Christmas light!"
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"Hello?"
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"Jesus!"
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"Hello?"
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"Fuck!"
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"- Oh. LaFLAMME: - Did I miss a spot?"
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"I'm sorry. Nice to meet you."
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"Hm."
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"Jesus, it's early!"
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"- I'm Doug Glatt. - Gord Ogilvey."
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"So, Dougie, you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone."
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"I don't know about that."
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"Thanks. I'm happy to be here."
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"Oh, fuck! Yeah, my wife left me."
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"Said she was sick of hockey."
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"I'm... sorry?"
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"Well, it's pretty much the shitter."
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"No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. No, I'm good. Thanks."
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"This here is Stevesie."
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"It's nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt."
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"That's Parkey, left winger. Paying for his med school."
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"Asians are an industrious people."
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"I guess hockey is like math to him."
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"Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey?!"
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"Where's my fucking helmet?!"
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"Starting goalie Marco Belchior."
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"Call him Belchie. He's from Regina."
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"What's so fucking funny, giggly bits?"
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"- We have your mama here. - Oh, yes!"
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"Look at this beautiful smile!"
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"- There she is! - Say hello."
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"Oh! Skull-fuck your mother!"
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"- What? Yes! - Oh, hump her head!"
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"Just like a Belchie!"
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"You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers!"
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"No way a baby come out there!"
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"No way! You adopted!"
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"I'm on your team! Does anybody else see this shit?"
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"- Oh, what a woman! - Your turn."
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