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Clips from The Simpsons - The Scorpion's Tale (S22E22)

"In my day, women didn't make a sound."
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"Dad, look."
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"This essence of a wildflower"
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"makes these angry scorpions docile."
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"That's great, honey."
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"If you were a boy, you'd be a scientist."
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"Back off, you mutt."
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"Or I'll make dog-head soup out of you."
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"Hmm, if it works on nasty scorpions, then maybe..."
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"it'll work on nasty stains."
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"It does."
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"And there's something else it might be good for."
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"Why are you guys eating so fast?"
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"That's him!"
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"Mom, quick, our lunches!"
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"Go! Save yourselves!"
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"Good morning, family."
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"It's such a beautiful day,"
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"I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk."
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"Abe, are you feeling all right?"
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"Never better."
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"The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers"
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"and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee."
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"Hmm..."
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"Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?"
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"Uh, you look tense."
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"Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee."
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"Here you go, champ."
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"Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records."
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"To the antique store."
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"Now, what can I do for you?"
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"Eat something green?"
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"Vote for someone brown?"
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"Dad, I know what you did."
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"- And I locked the back door. - D'oh!"
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"...and that's why you're acting so sweet and kind."
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"Because Dad drugged you."
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
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"Your kisses feel like raw liver."
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"It's just because of an untested drug."
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"So what?"
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"There are no guarantees in life."
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"We don't know if this..."
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"knife is safe."
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"Turns out it's not."
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"The point is, when I'm cranky, nobody likes me, sweet pea."
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"Let me live as a happy man for my remaining 30 years."
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"Come on, come on, make with the laffy juice."
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"I want to take Grampa to have his belly button pierced."
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"I could hang my Purple Heart from it."
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"♪ Ya-da-dee-dee-dee, la-da-da-da-da-da-da... ♪"
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"♪ Ya-da-dee-dee... ♪ ♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do-do... ♪"
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"It was wrong of me to play goddess."
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"Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong."
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"Homer, do something about your dad."
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"He's casting a pall over this grim dungeon full of losers."
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"Pfft! Dungeon?!"
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"Homer, why don't you just make some more of the serum yourself?"
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"Oh, because Lisa won't tell me what flower it's from."
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"Excuse me..."
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"My name is Walther Hotenhoffer"
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"and I'm in the pharmaceutical business."
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"I was wondering when that guy"
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"was gonna state his name and occupation."
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"Quiet!"
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"Sir, has your daughter found a drug"
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"that renders old people tolerable to us normals?"
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"Yeah, but Lisa won't tell me how to make it."
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"Lisa is irrelevant."
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"You'd better elaborate."
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"But where do I find that drop?"
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"Nein..."
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"Nein..."
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"Nein..."
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"Nein..."
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"Aha!"
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"Not so fast, Fritz."
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"Before you waltz off with my grampa grease, I want to know..."
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"what did you do during the war?"
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"World War II?"
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"Funny how many Germans say that these days."
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"Hmm?"
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"From that one droplet,"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"Can't feel my fingers."
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"Feel 'em too much."
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"Erection."
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"Derection."
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"I smell music."
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"Oh, this'll never work."
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"But when you're doing it with people you love,"
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"you just can't help smiling."
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"I've isolated the molecule."
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"Nerd."
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"Now we test him."
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""How do you feel about the high salaries"
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"Oh, don't get me started on that one."
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"They're just plain better than the greats of my day."
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"God bless them, and their refusal to learn English."
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"Huh?"
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"This one didn't make me feel anything."
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"D'oh!"
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"These are my "Suitcase Suzies,""
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"Cool."
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"Are they robots?"
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"No, robots can develop human feelings."
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"We're graduates of Arizona State."
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"We scoop them up by the sorority."
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"Drop them in research."
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"Nice."
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"Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mr. Wonka."
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"I am not Willy Wonka."
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"No, no."
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"You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy."
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"Ja, it is true, I am Gloop."
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"Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways."
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"Gentlemen, we've been doing a lot of funny things today,"
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"Go ahead. Here is the prototype of our pill."
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"Grampapa, no one but you should take this drug"
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"until it has been through rigorous trials."
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