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Clips from The Simpsons - The Scorpion's Tale (S22E22)

"by selling this drug on the black market."
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"Hmm... wrong hands, eh?"
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"That's your cue, boys."
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"You sell drugs."
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"Why can't you dress like that?"
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"Because I use them, too, idiot."
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"No wonder you've still got pimples at your age."
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"You got all this candy in your desk."
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"They're Tums, for my acid reflux."
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"Even your acid wants out of you."
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"Accursed tide."
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"No! I've been moistened!"
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"I'm just a businessboy."
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"All right, Bart. What are you up to now?"
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"Now that's what I call a fishing trip."
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"That's what I was gonna call it."
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"Wait, I can't go in there grinning like a Swede on payday."
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"It'll rile up poor Lisa"
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"if she knows I'm still popping that smiley-pill."
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"Oh, yeah... you better "grump it up.""
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"Three dollars for a cup of coffee?!"
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"In my day it cost you a dime and they gave you back a quarter."
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"And another thing... the, uh..."
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"It's okay, Grampa... you don't have to act grumpy."
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"I know you're taking the drug,"
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"and I don't mind, 'cause you're happy."
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"Oh! Thanks, sweetie."
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"I'm sorry I was so stubborn."
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"I hope you're not mad."
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"Oh, I ain't mad,"
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"and I never will be again..."
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"thanks to your wonderful, wonderful..."
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"Let me finish: thanks to your wonderful, wonderful drug."
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"It happened to the scorpions, too."
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"The flower essence must have the side effect"
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"of lubricating the eye sockets to the point of popping."
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"More saline, please."
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"No, it's cool... it's like we got our own monster."
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"Your grandfather is not a monster."
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"Now, let's chain him in the basement"
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"until the circus comes to town."
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"Sounds good."
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"At least no one else has taken this drug."
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"Bart, why are you tugging on your collar?"
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"It better be tonsillitis."
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"Well, actually..."
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"I may have accidentally traded a few of those pills for money..."
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"Which I may have already spent,"
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"Look!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Ooh, yeah, yeah."
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"Who loves Mommy's eyeballs?"
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"Oh, there's a kitty gonna sleep good tonight."
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"Yes, you are."
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"So, I guess we're all in the same boat, huh?"
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"Nein, nein."
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"My boat is me and hundreds of lawyers."
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"Your boat has you and a lot of people"
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"with their eyes falling out."
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"Walther, when a man puts something on a Frisbee,"
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"he should stand by it."
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"See?"
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"You are right."
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"As always, the Frisbee is the mirror to the soul."
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"Mr. Hotenhoffer, there's a mob outside."
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"An angry mob?"
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"No, a cheerful mob."
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"I'd like to have just one day"
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"when I don't put a gun to my head."
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"Now, I ain't much for speeches..."
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"But we sure do appreciate what you done for us,"
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"and, uh, we were just hoping we could get more of that drug."
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"Lots more."
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"I will have to be content exploiting their fear"
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"I will destroy the drug."
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"What? Well, I never..."
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"Walther, let's not be so hasty."
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"Who would begrudge them a few years"
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"of shambling, dope-fogged, into the grave?"
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"Besides, our generation's got everything under control."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I was supposed to be drunk an hour ago."
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"To Moe's."
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"Flat tires?"
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"No problem."
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"Homer, use your head. Just buy a new car."
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"Great idea, but I don't have any money."
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"You could take out a loan with your house as collateral."
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"And I wouldn't have to pay it back for three more years."
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"What are the odds of that much time happening?"
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"Pretty close to zero, I'd say."
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"Problem solved."
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"Generation awesome does it again."
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"Boo-ya! Oh, yes!"
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"All right, you googly-eyed geezers,"
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"turn up your hearing aids... I've got something to say."
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"Together, we survived the Depression, won a few wars"
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"and put a man on the moon."
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"In fact, the only mistake our generation made"
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"was creating that generation."
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"If we want to set these bumblers straight,"
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"it's going to take all the crankiness we can muster."
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"So put down those pills, pop in your eyeballs"
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"and "upside-down" them smiles."
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"Wow, their "can-do""
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"will bail out our "won't-try" every time."
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"So I guess the lesson here is..."
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"If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group."
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"And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory,"
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"never try to drink from the river."
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"The tube."
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"My God."
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"Every night I see the tube."
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"not getting an "A" on my next science project."
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"This calls for some Springfield Silvertongue."
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"But it's not real happiness."
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"We can leave anytime we want."
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"Jawohl."
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"Those poor googly-eyed fools."
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"I cannot exploit them like this."
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