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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XVI (S17E17)

"And here's how to push his."
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"Now, I'm a man who likes to strangle his kids."
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"Sure. Let him have it."
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"The windpipe is incredibly responsive."
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"David is So helpful."
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"Having a robot brother troubles me."
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"Goodbye, implications."
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"More waffles, Father?"
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"David, you're by far the best son I've ever had. Uh-oh."
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"Bart, we can befriends."
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"Eat my shorts!"
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"Mmm."
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"Everybody loves you"
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"Hopeless romantics"
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"You know, the American dream."
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"Whoo!"
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"David and Bart just aren't working out. We have to do something."
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"Hmm..."
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"I'm really sorry, but our family just can't handle both of you boys-."
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"you process fond memories of us."
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"The sad part is,"
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"I almost felt I was your father."
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"David feels, and your mother will agree when I tell her,"
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"that it's best for our family if you're no longer in it."
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"We're still going to the toy store, right?"
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"And I can pick out as many toys as I want?"
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"No toys!"
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"We're gentle robots who were cast off just like you."
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"Tell me, young man, what is it like to have feelings?"
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"I said I'm a human, not a girl."
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"Uh, I think it's about time we all power down for the night."
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"And maybe someday, you'll teach us to love."
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"Yeah, maybe. What did you used to do?"
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"I was a lawnmower."
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"I could cut grass at three different heights but I could not love."
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"Goodnight. Goodnight."
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"My servos are gone. That boy screwed us over."
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"He peed on me."
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"You are a urinalbot."
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"Lavatron."
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"Hey, it's Bart. Super."
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"You told me he was at culinary school."
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"You wanted to believe the lie."
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"I got stubby little robot legs"
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"and an ass that's not equipped for an adult diet."
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"Dad."
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"Dad, wake up. You're not a robot."
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"You're just possessed by the devil."
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"The power of Christ compels thee!"
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"Suckers."
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""Dear Homer Simpson,"
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""Mr. Burns invites you to a hunting party at his private estate."
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"Please don't accept this invitation, Dad. Hunting is cruel."
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"Honey, animals don't feel death."
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"No fair. Dad gets to kill wild animals."
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"But I shoot one bird, and I have to go to a psychiatrist."
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"This is a pretty sweet deal, Burns inviting us over."
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"What kind of motive do you think he has?"
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"Welcome all! Now, to explain why I summoned you here."
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"Oh, God, here it comes. Time-share pitch."
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"Well, I got bad credit so the joke's on you!"
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"for the world's most dangerous game."
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"The most dangerous game? What could it be? Hmm."
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"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm."
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"ls all of you."
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"I will give you all a five-minute head start."
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"You may commence running!"
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"What gives you the legal right to do this?"
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"You tell me. You're my lawyer."
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"and you have previously claimed"
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"The game is afoot."
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"I smell fear."
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"You can't kill a Hindu!"
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"Aah! Help me, Jesus!"
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"Mom, Mr. Burns is gonna kill Dad!"
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"Now for his take on tonight's bloodthirsty action,"
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"Hey, hey, Homer. Burns is coming. Climb up."
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"Oh, you fat ass!"
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""Instant jackpot, one million dollars!""
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"and you've already resorted to cannibalism."
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"And there's bananas in that tree up there."
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"Carl, I see heaven."
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"What does it look like?"
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"You can't escape me, Simpson. You are not smart enough."
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"Oh, no! I've been killed!"
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"Done, and done!"
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"Marge, you saved me!"
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"Staying out 18 hours and not calling home once!"
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"All right. And there you have it."
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"This network will show a dozen gruesome murders"
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"before these two begin the tender act of love."
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"Whoa! That's going in my playbook."
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"and Nelson's a raccoon."
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"I'm not a raccoon! I'm the Lone Ranger!"
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"I'm too poor to afford the hat."
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"That's not even a mask. It's axle grease."
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"Don't listen to him, Silver."
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"And now the finalists for Best Costume."
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"First, we have Blacula."
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"My wife said, "Don't go as Dracula,""
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"but I said, "Bernice, we live in the 21 st century.""
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"They're in the middle drawer."
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"Our other finalist is this hideous witch."
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"Congratulations, you have won this $25 Kwik-E-Mart certificate."
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"Sucker."
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"Twenty-five bucks won't buy you half a Balance Bar."
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"Thank you! Wait!"
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"Before you leave, we'd all like to know"
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"which of our beloved regulars you are under that costume."
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"Lindsay Naegle? Helen Lovejoy? Old Jewish Man?"
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"No. I'm right here, dressed as my brother Irving."
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"Every day I miss him."
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"This is a little awkward because I'm not wearing a costume."
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"Wait a minute. That's cheating!"
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"Burn her..."
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"Gift certificate!"
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"Since you are not technically in costume,"
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"Rescind my award, will you? You're all gonna pay!"
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"thou shalt become the guise thou donned!"
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"Speak English, moron."
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