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Clips from Axe Cop - Baboons Rising (S02E02)

"But that was months ago."
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"One day, the scene of the fire."
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"That was the day he became... Axe Cop!"
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"_"
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"As if baboon-pocolypse wasn't bad enough,"
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"- Like, right now? - Why am I all itchy?"
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"Wait, there's a Secret President?"
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"they could be listening right now."
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"- Flute Cop, check his butt. - What?"
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"keeping the world free of disease."
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"Oh, no one's here."
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"It began like most things:"
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"in a top secret engineering lab filled with baboons."
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"Doctor, it's time to face the facts."
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"- Nothing's working. - Confound it, Miles."
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"I promised your father"
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"I wouldn't quit until we found a cure for baboon rage."
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"If only we could understand what he is trying to tell us."
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"Oh, that's adorable."
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"Don't worry, bonzo, no one's giving up on..."
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"No!"
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"The president never even saw it coming."
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"Baboons! Shoot your bullets at them with your guns."
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh god!"
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"With the president dead and Axe Cop missing in action,"
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"these people have put the last of their hope... in me."
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"The cop found the perfect axe."
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"_"
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"Brothers and sisters, please do not grow weary,"
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"but hold on to hope. For I, Flute Cop, am with you."
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"- Hey! - Boo! We want Axe Cop!"
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"Oh! Tough crowd."
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"Hey, Grey, you got anymore candy we can throw at them?"
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"I don't know, I think Sockarang ate them."
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"What the heck?"
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"Baboons! We're under a baboon attack!"
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"Baboons, battle stations!"
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"Oh, no! There's something else headed our way!"
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"- Something big. - Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"It's bears!"
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"now we've got bear-mageddon!"
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"Hey, wait a second, it's Axe Cop!"
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"Bear army, kill all the baboons!"
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"Hyah!"
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"Oh my god, the baboons are gone! Axe Cop's the best!"
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"I'm gonna miss being the last hope of mankind."
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"Oh, Flutey, you've been my last hope since I first met you."
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"Hyah!"
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"Hey, the baboons are gone! You did it, Axe Cop!"
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"Wrong, they're not gone."
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"The baboons prayed to the Almighty Baboon."
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"He turned them microscopic,"
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"and they are now entering our bloodstreams."
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"Uh... wait, there are little tiny baboons inside me?"
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"My diamond is not stinging at all."
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"Oh! Oh, no! Look how red my butt is!"
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"- I need to put some sap on this! - Axe Cop, tell us what to do!"
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"It says here that we need to go visit the Almighty Bear."
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"- The Almighty Bear? - Yes, the Almighty Bear is the only"
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"one who can defeat the Almighty Baboon."
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"How are we going to find a microscopic baboon?"
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"It says right here that the Almighty Baboon"
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"is the one with the purple bum."
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"To Bearopolis! Hyah!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on."
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"You haven't answered my question."
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"There! In that tree is the slide to Bearopolis,"
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"the city of bears."
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"- How are we gonna get inside that tree? - I brought a key."
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"Whoa! What the heck!"
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"Ow, I think I got a splinter."
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"Axe Cop, did you bring tweezers?"
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"Oh my goodness. Are you seeing this?"
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"Bearopolis is amazing!"
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"Oh boy, I think I've been spotted."
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"Whew, that was a close one."
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"Those bears almost saw... Oh!"
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"Axe Cop! No! Help!"
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"- Shush, play along. - What?"
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"I have to wear a bear disguise to blend in."
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"Well, no fair! Why don't I get a bear disguise?"
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"I'm a husky guy, I could pass for a bear."
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"Don't worry, you are going to be my sacrificial offering"
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"in the temple of the Almighty Bear."
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"- Axe Cop, can we rethink this strategy? - There's no time."
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"We're here."
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"Almighty Bear!"
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"I have come to offer you a fat human sacrifice"
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"to show that I come in peace."
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"- Axe Cop! Wait, wait, wait! - Hyah!"
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"To make you my pet!"
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"Flute Cop, quick, chew through the stomach,"
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"break through its bones with your face, and bite it in the heart."
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"Hyah!"
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"Okay, this is gonna taste terrible."
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"- Why didn't you do this yourself? - Because it's gross."
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"Whew! I think I found the heart!"
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"- Hurry, bite it now. - Ugh!"
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"Yeah!"
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"_"
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"Flute Cop, order it to shrink down all the bears on"
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"Earth so they can enter our blood and kill the baboons."
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"Sure thing, Axe Cop."
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"It's been a week since we introduced the bears"
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"into our bloodstreams,"
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"and the acceleration of the disease has been stabilized."
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"Hey, bro, you got any of those purple vitamin C gummies left?"
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"Until we find the Almighty Baboon"
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"with the purple butt, there can be no cure."
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"But Axe Cop says he has a plan."
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