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Clips from Axe Cop - Baboons Rising (S02E02)

"Attention survivors,"
Axe Cop
"while the bears are battling back the baboons in your blood,"
Axe Cop
"there will be no cure without the help of the president."
Axe Cop
"But, Axe Cop, the president is dead!"
Axe Cop
"But the Secret President is still alive."
Axe Cop
"Yes! He's so secret, that no one knows who he is."
Axe Cop
"Except me. His name is Larry, the almighty human,"
Axe Cop
"and he is sleeping on a park bench in Arizona City, Arizona."
Axe Cop
"Um, Axe Cop, do you think it's a good idea"
Axe Cop
"to announce where the Secret President is?"
Axe Cop
"I mean, the baboons are everywhere inside of us,"
Axe Cop
"What if the Almighty Baboon finds the Secret President first?"
Axe Cop
"I'm counting on it. Let's go!"
Axe Cop
"Hello, Mr. Secret President, sir."
Axe Cop
"Shush! That was supposed to be a secret."
Axe Cop
"I know, but this is an emergency."
Axe Cop
"It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Secret President."
Axe Cop
"Oh, no! Axe Cop, his butt's turning purple."
Axe Cop
"The Almighty Baboon has taken our bait."
Axe Cop
"- Are we too late? - We're right on time."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, I command you to command the Almighty Bear pet"
Axe Cop
"to shrink us down so we can enter the Secret President,"
Axe Cop
"and kill the Almighty Baboon."
Axe Cop
"You heard him, bear! Shrink us down!"
Axe Cop
"To the Secret President's heart!"
Axe Cop
"Not so fast, Almighty Baboon!"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"No, only you are doomed."
Axe Cop
"Now you're stuck inside Larry, the Secret President"
Axe Cop
"and we brought the ultimate weapon to defeat you."
Axe Cop
"Take a bite of my secret double shrink attack!"
Axe Cop
"Bear pet, now!"
Axe Cop
"Bite it now!"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"Almighty Baboon, I command you to spit me out."
Axe Cop
"There's a good baboon."
Axe Cop
"And so..."
Axe Cop
"in the end, the bears returned to Bearopolis."
Axe Cop
"The baboons became good guys and live inside us all,"
Axe Cop
"Larry went back to sleep and for Axe Cop, well..."
Axe Cop
"I guess he really did have a plan after all."
Axe Cop
"Whew!"
Axe Cop
"No! The president that died was the normal president."
Axe Cop
"Oh, you're itchy? That's weird. I am not itchy at all."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, I'm at the heart. Oh-ho-ho, it's so gross!"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"Let's go!"
Axe Cop