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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"You misunderstand, Bender. We'll pay you."
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"Sir, you just hired yourself a new what's-a-whatzo."
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"Listen up, gang, I'd like to introduce you to Bender,"
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"the newest member of our paparazzo family."
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"Nice to meet you. And even though it's only my first day,"
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"I want you all to know that I'm already better than you."
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"Stay out of my way!"
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"I'm back, Crab Dip. What you watching?"
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"Only a documentary about the greatest actor in the world."
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"Ah, yes, Calculon."
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"I happened to snap a picture of him"
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"No, not that scene-chewing ham."
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"I said the greatest actor, Langdon Cobb. Let's rewind, shall we?"
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"Langdon Cobb, the most acclaimed actor of his generation."
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"Why's he wearing a bag on his head?"
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"They're explaining that right now."
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"Let's rewind again."
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"He's raked in seven Academy Awards for best actor"
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"and two for best actress,"
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"all without ever removing his trademark bag."
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"Mr. Cobb, you're an intensely private man."
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"Quite right. Mmm-hmm."
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"And though billions of people have seen your work. . . Mmm-hmm."
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". . .no one has ever seen your face."
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"Ah, yes, the bag. I've never understood people's fascination with that."
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"The point is, I'm an actor and nothing more."
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"for something as inconsequential"
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"as my appearance or my personal life."
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"All that truly matters is the process."
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"Whether playing a beloved historical figure."
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"For Rigel 7 and all mankind !"
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"Or a Victorian circus freak..."
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"I want to see the real you."
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"I tried to warn you. I'm hideous."
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"To me, you're beautiful."
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"...Langdon Cobb's acting is always in the bag."
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"Truly, his is the most famous face in Hollywood."
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"Even if no one's ever photographed it, nor ever will."
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"Once again, television has given me a reason to live."
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"A photo of Langdon Cobb without his bag? Impossible."
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"He's got a 50-foot-high force field around his house."
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"One 60-foot ladder, please."
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"Oh !"
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"What are you, some kind of attack fungus?"
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"Or just a moldy schnauzer?"
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"Oh, God, please let this tacky Hollywood mansion"
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"have the obligatory. . . Yes! Tuscan-inspired pergola!"
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"Peace out, Portobello."
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"Thank you, Leroy."
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"I'm going to relax by the fire with my bag off,"
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"so that will be all for the night."
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"By your command."
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"Come to paparazzo."
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"Gotcha! No!"
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"Please, sir, I implore you, destroy that photo of me."
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"It's not just my privacy I've been protecting all these years."
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"If you show anyone that picture,"
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"Wait. Say that again, but say, "Tremendous consequences.""
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"If it's money you're after, I'll pay whatever you ask."
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"Just promise me you'll never show that photo to anyone."
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"I swear on my honor as a paparazzo."
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"Hey, Fry, want to see a picture?"
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"Sure."
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"Yo, Amy, check it out."
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"The evidence is mounting."
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"Although two times hardly establishes a pattern."
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"I'd feel more comfortable raising the alarm"
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"if I were a little more certain."
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"Hey, how'd those two get deflated?"
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"They looked at this."
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"That proves it."
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"Looking at this photo of Langdon Cobb"
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"has a horrific effect on living creatures."
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"Hey, Zoidberg, look at this photo of Langdon Cobb."
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"What, a picture of Langdon Cobb?"
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"Now, this I want to see as clearly as possible."
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"Oh, thank God, Professor. You got here just in time."
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"I've seen this before."
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"Langdon Cobb must be from Bryoria Six,"
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"home of the quantum lichen people."
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"Well, that explains that."
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"Just like the noble buffalo."
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"Nothing like a buffalo."
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"Anyone who pays attention to the lichen is unknowingly feeding it."
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"But gaze upon its face, even in a photograph,"
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"and your very life force will be sucked out, leaving you a flaccid husk."
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"So the picture robbed them of their souls?"
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"Souls? Don't be ridiculous. It's their life forces that have been stolen."
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"It's scientific."
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"That's why the robot's immune. He has no soul."
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"Life force!"
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"So, how do we get their life forces back?"
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"If we poke a hole in Cobb's bag,"
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"will they spew out like a volcano built on an Indian graveyard?"
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"Alas, it's not that simple."
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"You see, just as the Earth lichen"
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"is composed of an algae and a fungus,"
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"An attractive algae-based id and a ravenous fungus-based ego"
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"that stores the stolen souls. I mean, life forces."
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"Now, here's the weird part."
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"not physically, like decent, God-fearing Earth lichens,"
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"but by quantum entanglement."
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"So the id is Langdon Cobb, but this fungus ego could be. . ."
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"Anywhere! We'll never find it."
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"Let's just give up and go to the aquarium again."
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"Of course! The guard dog at Cobb's estate."
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"All right, let's go. It'll be just like stomping a puppy."
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"No, no, no. Subduing an actor's ego is no easy task."
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"We'll have to weaken it first."
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"Look, I own words that are helpful."
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"lt says the World Acting Championship is tonight in Hollywood."
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"Quiet, Zoidberg. God, I wish you were a husk."
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"No, it's Langdon Cobb versus Calculon."
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"If we help Calculon win, it will weaken Cobb's ego, maybe?"
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"Yes, yes, fine."
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"We never go where I want to go."
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"So, the most galling of the paparazzi needs my help."
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"Lo, the worm has turned."
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"Say cheese, Calculon without makeup."
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"As much as I hate you, I hate Langdon Cobb more."
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