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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"Calculon, no!"
Futurama (1999)
"Calculon? No way!"
Futurama (1999)
"At last, we can enjoy our studio-mandated quality time."
Futurama (1999)
"I'll be in my day-off trailer."
Futurama (1999)
"Yeah, but a true photo buff wouldn't even use these for toilet paper."
Futurama (1999)
"Not if curtains were available."
Futurama (1999)
"You're too hard on yourself, robot."
Futurama (1999)
"That's total trash."
Futurama (1999)
"taking some time with his biggest fan."
Futurama (1999)
"...most acclaimed actor of his generation."
Futurama (1999)
"So tell us, why the bag?"
Futurama (1999)
"I have no interest in being admired"
Futurama (1999)
"No, Daisy, don't!"
Futurama (1999)
"there will be terrible consequences."
Futurama (1999)
"The only thing terrible is going to be my bank account."
Futurama (1999)
"Hmm. . . He looked at the photo and that happened."
Futurama (1999)
"But it could just be a coincidence."
Futurama (1999)
"Zoidberg, no!"
Futurama (1999)
"They're attention parasites. They feed on the admiration of their prey."
Futurama (1999)
"the quantum variety is also composed of two separate parts."
Futurama (1999)
"The ego and the id are connected"
Futurama (1999)
"Now, hold on. I feel like I was chased by a mushroom recently."
Futurama (1999)
"Don't worry, it's just water and food coloring."
Futurama (1999)
"Call it in the air."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh !"
Futurama (1999)
"Activating anti-fungal ray."
Futurama (1999)
"lt just has to warm up for about 1 5 minutes."
Futurama (1999)
"we have a unanimous decision."
Futurama (1999)
"Aw! Did you miss me, pookie?"
Futurama (1999)
"And Cobb's a living creature."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh !"
Futurama (1999)
"Ah, yes. I warned the robot, but he wouldn't listen."
Futurama (1999)
"Gaze upon this photo of yourself"
Futurama (1999)
"Now, gather round, friends,"
Futurama (1999)
"As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau,"
Futurama (1999)
"you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all"
Futurama (1999)
"into hang gliding here."
Futurama (1999)
"Close-up."
Futurama (1999)
"lt seems someone in this room is a murderer."
Futurama (1999)
"It's me. But the real question is,"
Futurama (1999)
"which of you is the victim?"
Futurama (1999)
"And that secret I shall take to my grave."
Futurama (1999)
"Now, that's acting."
Futurama (1999)
"Calculon really Shatnered the hell out of that scene."
Futurama (1999)
"Hey, anyone want to go to the aquarium?"
Futurama (1999)
"They got a new non-biting otter."
Futurama (1999)
"Sounds great! Non-biting otter!"
Futurama (1999)
"Wow. Aquariums have really changed since I was a boy"
Futurama (1999)
"and no one ever took me to them."
Futurama (1999)
"Where's the glass?"
Futurama (1999)
"There isn't any. The water's held in place by gravity fields"
Futurama (1999)
"so there's nothing for kids to smear yogurt on."
Futurama (1999)
"I like strawberry yogurt. Can I touch the water?"
Futurama (1999)
"I wouldn't, but I'm smart."
Futurama (1999)
"Ahhh !"
Futurama (1999)
"Neat."
Futurama (1999)
"Welcome to Jurassic Tank."
Futurama (1999)
"Picture time. Everybody get together."
Futurama (1999)
"Hang on, I need a tripod. Let me just extend the old third leg."
Futurama (1999)
"Ooh, yeah. That's stable, baby. Just need to pick a lens."
Futurama (1999)
"Let's see, zoom lens?"
Futurama (1999)
"Nope."
Futurama (1999)
"They Live lens?"
Futurama (1999)
"Eh. . . So-so."
Futurama (1999)
"Twilight Zone one-minute-in-the-future lens?"
Futurama (1999)
"Ooh, Calculon's going to be here. Better get my camera ready."
Futurama (1999)
"Just take the damn picture."
Futurama (1999)
"Let me just adjust the focus, F-stop, shutter speed."
Futurama (1999)
"Oops! Out of film. Hang on."
Futurama (1999)
"Seriously."
Futurama (1999)
"Film? Who uses film?"
Futurama (1999)
"We've had digital cameras for a thousand years."
Futurama (1999)
"Digital?"
Futurama (1999)
"No digital camera can capture the warmth and grain of good old film."
Futurama (1999)
"How can you even tell? Your eyes are digital cameras."
Futurama (1999)
"And where can you possibly get film developed nowadays?"
Futurama (1999)
"Right here."
Futurama (1999)
"You're looking at the last chemical darkroom in existence."
Futurama (1999)
"Hey, Bender, isn't that Calculon?"
Futurama (1999)
"Oh ! Oh ! Oh !"
Futurama (1999)
"Yo, Calky! I'm a big fan, and I've got a big camera."
Futurama (1999)
"Can I get a big picture?"
Futurama (1999)
"Well, I was just airbrushed this morning, so all right."
Futurama (1999)
"But make it snappy."
Futurama (1999)
"That looked staged."
Futurama (1999)
"Try one where you're pretending to swing a tennis racquet."
Futurama (1999)
"Okay, okay, that's enough."
Futurama (1999)
"I'm trying to enjoy a nice day out"
Futurama (1999)
"with the actors who play my TV family."
Futurama (1999)
"These rare and fascinating deep-sea fish"
Futurama (1999)
"are extremely sensitive to light."
Futurama (1999)
"Over here, Calculon ! Come on, smile. Quit blinking. Red eye."
Futurama (1999)
"Blurry. Lens cap's still on."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh ! We finally eluded that obnoxious shutterbug."
Futurama (1999)
"Argh ! I can't not work like this."
Futurama (1999)
"And I took this one inside the ichthyosaur's stomach."
Futurama (1999)
"Man, I've never had anyone try so hard to digest me."
Futurama (1999)
"Look, we've all been in a sea monster's stomach."
Futurama (1999)
"But did you get any pictures of the Calculon?"
Futurama (1999)
"These pictures are just as good"
Futurama (1999)
"as the ones in my celebrity tabloid."
Futurama (1999)
"Us People Magazine?"
Futurama (1999)
"Total celebrity trash."
Futurama (1999)
"My inquiring organ wants to know."
Futurama (1999)
"If you ask me,"
Futurama (1999)
"Bender should go to Us People's office in Hollywood"
Futurama (1999)
"and see if they'd like his Calculon pictures."
Futurama (1999)
"I have no time for such foolishness."
Futurama (1999)
"Well, I changed my mind and came to Hollywood after all."
Futurama (1999)
"Bender, these shots of Calculon are great."
Futurama (1999)
"In fact, you might just have what it takes to be a paparazzo."
Futurama (1999)
"Namely, a camera."
Futurama (1999)
"Shut up. I know it."
Futurama (1999)
"Wait, a what's-a-whatzo?"
Futurama (1999)
"A paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer."
Futurama (1999)
"But it's not for everyone."
Futurama (1999)
"You'd have to wallow in Hollywood filth,"
Futurama (1999)
"loiter in dark alleys behind seedy nightclubs"
Futurama (1999)
"and get spat on by the beautiful people."
Futurama (1999)
"Hmm, I don't know. How much will it cost me?"
Futurama (1999)
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