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Clips from The Simpsons - In Marge We Trust (S08E08)

"[Laughing] Oh, Marge, I was once idealistic like you."
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"It was the mid-'70s, and I was fresh out of seminary."
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"The '60s were long over, and people were once again ready..."
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"## [Man Singing On Car Radio]"
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"Reverend, I'm a- I'm afraid something terrible has happened."
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"Well, sit down and rap with me, brother. That's what I'm here for."
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"Well, I was talked into doing a dance called the bump..."
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"but my hip slipped, and my- my buttocks came into contact..."
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"with the buttocks of another young man!"
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"I... see."
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"[Lovejoy Narrating] Then the calls began."
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"[Ned] Well, l- I think I may be coveting my own wife."
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"I'm meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker."
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"l-l-I think I swallowed a toothpick!"
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"[Lovejoy Narrating] Finally, I just stopped caring."
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"Luckily, by then it was the '(0s, and no one noticed."
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"But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people."
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"- Oh, sure I can. - [Ringing]"
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"- [Groans] You handle it. - Me?"
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"Well, l-l-W-Wait. I can't- l- Mmm. Hello."
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"Uh, yeah, hi. I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?"
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"Oh, well, this is, um, the, uh- the Listen Lady."
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"Yeah, well, listen, lady. I got so many problems..."
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"l-I don't even know where to begin here."
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"All righty. Uh, number one, I've lost the will to live."
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"Oh, that's ridiculous, Moe."
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"You've got lots to live for."
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"Really? That's not what Reverend Lovejoy's been tellin' me."
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"Wow! You're good. Thanks."
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"- [Ringing] - [Groans]"
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"Hi. It's me again. I got another problem."
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"- Uh, this one's about my cat. - [Cat Yowling]"
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"Yeah, shut up! I'm asking her!"
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"Do you know that so-called volunteers don't even get paid?"
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"Well, I think volunteering is great."
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"Will you get that crazy box off the dinner table?"
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"Where did it come from? What is it a box of? How'd my face get on it?"
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"Hey, if they got a picture of you, that means they can see you."
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"They're probably watching us right now."
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"That's ridiculous! Nobody is watching us right now."
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"Hi, hi, hi. Bye. Hi."
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"Akira, can you read this for me?"
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"Ah, yes. This is a product called Mr. Sparkle."
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"Very popular dish detergent. Hey, he looks like you!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- What's he saying? - He identifies himself..."
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"as a magnet for foodstuffs."
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"He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."
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"- Wow! - Yes. You have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson."
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"This soap is from the sacred forest of Hokkaido..."
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"renowned for its countless soap factories."
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"See, all along, I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen."
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"Now he's coming over for dinner."
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"Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like."
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"No, no, no, no! It's worse than that! I don't even have a wife."
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"I just said I did to, you know, be a big shot."
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"Now, when I have to tell my husband the truth..."
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"I cook him a big delicious dinner."
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"By the time he's done eating, he's too full and tired to care what I have to say."
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"Wow, that's great! When Carl comes over..."
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"I'll stuff him till he don't know what's what."
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"Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother."
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"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please."
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"- The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan. - Thank you."
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"- May I please use your phone? - Is it a local call?"
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"Y-Y-Yes."
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"[Beeping]"
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"- [Ringing] - [Japanese]"
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"Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America."
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"Who may I say is speaking to me?"
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"Hello, chief. Let's talk. Why not?"
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"Uh, hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle?"
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"- Oh, you like Mr. Sparkle? - Well, I am Mr. Sparkle."
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"Oh, you have many question Mr. Sparkle."
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"- I send you premium. Answer question 100%. - Hmm!"
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"The Lord will hear your lamentations..."
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"and give solace to your spirit."
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"- The Lord or Marge Simpson! - [Lenny] Amen to that!"
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"- Say it, brother! - Hallelujah!"
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"Um, could we please not yell out things in the church?"
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"- [Bell Tolling] - [People Chattering]"
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"Now, who has the most urgent problem?"
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"- I have a recurring dream in which I'm falling. - Oh, well-"
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"Mmm."
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"What have I done to lose them?"
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"[Gasps] St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia!"
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"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
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"To inspire men, you must be brave."
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"I introduced Christianity to Mongolia."
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"It didn't take, but it was worth a try."
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"what great deeds have you done to inspire the hearts of men?"
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"Well, I had the vestibule recarpeted."
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"I've appeared in over 8,000 visions..."
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"and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard."
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"You, you're just lucky God isn't here."
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"Marge, people say you've got a real knack for solving problems."
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"Well, this is a little awkward..."
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"but, um, Tim came home from church so despondent today."
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"He's just been playing with his trains all afternoon."
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"We all need a little time to ourselves, Helen."
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"Just give him a day or two, and I'm sure he'll be back to his old dynamic self!"
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"Attention, H.O. -scale passengers."
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"The dining car is closed."
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"Root beer is still available, but the cost is now 6.50."
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"- It's a videotape. - Put it in! Put it in!"
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"Ahh! Oh."
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"Hello, American investor."
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"I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture."
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"You have chosen wisely."
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"But, please, don't believe me. Observe this commercial."
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"[Whistle]"
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"[Japanese]"
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"Awesome a-power!"
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"- Boring! - That didn't explain anything."
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"All I know is they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo."
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"- There's no other explanation. - Wait! Look!"
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"[Man] Mr. Sparkle, a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks..."
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"and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern."
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"Hey, it was all a coincidence."
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"Yup! There's your answer, fish bulb."
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