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Clips from Scrubs - My Occurrence (S01E01)

"You ever notice how a tumour looks just like cheese?"
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"Is that good cocktail conversation?"
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"What? I worked on a homeless guy who vomited up a mitten."
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"That won't stop me from wearing mine when it's cold."
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"Can we talk about something other than work? Please?"
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"I'm gonna go put on my pyjamas."
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"Boys on the Side, The Doors, and as for Ms Connelly,"
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"That's the thing about best friends. They just get each other."
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"You usually get uncomfortable hugging a guy right about now."
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"Oh! You broke the hug!"
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"Neat hug."
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"Not now, not ever."
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"Oh, my God, that's disgusting."
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"so it's not that big a d..."
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"- Bye-bye. - Please don't."
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"I was surprised. I don't like surprises."
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"Pictures capture moments in time."
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"- You're a little weird, aren't you? - A little bit."
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"Ben, look what the cat tried to drag in before it was skinned and eaten."
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"Meow."
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"Hello, Benji. You look very pale."
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"Maybe it's been too long. Maybe my feelings were hurt a little."
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"''Feelings.'' That's a good one."
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"You're a big girl. When you got divorced,"
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"Well, admittedly, that made it harder. Ooh, good one!"
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"''Me so cranky!''"
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"A recent medical study found"
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"but it still adds up to a lot of near misses."
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"because our appendicitis patient, that dude doesn't have an appendix."
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"Oh, wait right here."
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"I know. You know, we almost did... Whoa!"
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"What's goin' on here?"
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"And scene. How are you?"
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"Last time I saw you I was really stressed."
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"no more being judged for having a second glass of wine."
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"- Oh. - And I don't mean the fish."
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"and we decided that it needed to be a little more fancy."
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"We don't. It says it right there on the box."
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"Look, right there. Hey, don't be mean to him. You're mad at me."
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"That's a new nail gun. If it'd been any other,"
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"You're pretty when you're mad."
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"I guess sibling rivalry never goes away, no matter how old you get."
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"What is this? That doesn't hurt."
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"- Doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt. - Oh, really?"
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"OK, that kind of smarts a little bit."
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"- Jordan, I'll call later. All right? - OK. Fine. Forget it. Forget it."
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"You happen to remember when she used to be fun?"
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"- No. - Me neither."
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"When spoken to, newbie. When spoken to."
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"He's never asked me to grab a beer, but I don't care."
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"Well, I'm gonna drink this for both of us."
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"Dude."
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"Oh, it matters."
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"Dr Turk, I heard about your mishap earlier today,"
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"Consider my lips sewn shut, sir. Which, in this hospital, could happen."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"I wouldn't have slept with someone else"
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"No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Hang up the phone!"
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"I started thinking about your urine and how you stay well-hydrated,"
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"and the other Tracy is not much of a water drinker,"
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"You're killin' me."
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"Oh, chalk boy?"
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"If you could chalk it without pleasuring it, that'd be terrific."
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"Are ya done?"
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"Yeah, I'm done."
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"Hey, Ben, what..."
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"I don't know."
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"One thing that sucks about being a doctor"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Yeah. - Score."
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"She wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot mislabelled her sample."
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"I was a heartbeat away from giving an appendix patient a crotch lobotomy."
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"If I do my best and I lose a patient. I can live with that."
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"with ''only the lonely,'' damn, that don't sit well with the big dog."
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"intern-hating-est monster in this hospital."
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"Don't be a chicken. If you need something, go in and get it."
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"I only got an hour-and-a-half worth of work."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"What? How did that get there?"
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"No."
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"- Ben, why? - Cos it's my thing."
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"You're just jealous cos you don't have a thing."
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"But Jordan somehow got that in the divorce too."
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"to your sister being a... Well, a wire-haired man-goblin."
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"What? What?"
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"Wait a sec, first Turk's patient, then Elliot's."
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"Hello, Janice?"
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"No, this is some... You know, that lab is backed up again,"
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"and so I'm gonna... It's a little while."
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"It's that same lazy-ass nurse that mixed up my files."
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"- You said, ''Drop the ball.'' - I know, totally by accident."
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"Hey there, buddy!"
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"trying to catch yourself a prize-winning mistake."
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"If you don't look for a mistake, you can't find one."
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"That's right, Teddy bear."
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"- Can you help me out here? - What do you want me to do, cry?"
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"I shouldn't have put you in this position."
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"Stay with it, Elliot."
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"Everyone thinks I can't take criticism"
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"because mom and dad give nothing but."
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"You know, I may as well just give up the idea of being in a healthy and..."
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"And... And..."
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"Check Mr Sullivan's tests again."
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"The clerk didn't make a mistake, or the lab technician."
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"I can tell. I've seen you look at mine. Not in a sleazy way, or anything."
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"- You want to touch one? - I stand corrected."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"What am I supposed to do though?"
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"You know there's only one more person to talk to."
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"What can I do you for?"
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"Hi, I was hoping that you could recheck Ben Sullivan's blood smear."
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"- I kind of wish you did. - Then I'll do it."
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"- Cold out here, huh? - Yes."
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"Left one at least. The right one's just a little shy."
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"- Sticking with the weird thing? - It works for me."
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"if there wasn't something potentially wrong with me, would you?"
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"Hey, how come this guy is always following you in the pictures?"
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"Want to see the rest of the pictures I took today?"
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"Let's get a picture together."
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"- OK. - Come on."
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