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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Buzz Aldrin Show (S02E02)

"This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features"
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"The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here,"
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"The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed."
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"Rotating knives, yes."
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"- Does that not fit in with your plans? - No, it does not. We asked for a simple block of flats."
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"You see I mainly design slaughter houses."
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"I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows, inconveniencing the passers-by with this one."
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"I mean, my life has been building up to this."
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"May I ask you to reconsider. I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade."
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"No, no, it's just that we wanted a block of flats, not an abattoir."
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"You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads,"
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"You lousy hypocritical whining toadies"
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"with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs"
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"and your bleeding masonic handshakes!"
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"Well I wouldn't become a freemason now"
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"if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me."
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"Nice though the abattoir is."
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"But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a freemason."
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"Freemasonry opens doors. I mean..."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm sorry about that, gentlemen. The second architect is Mr Leavey of Wymis and Dibble."
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"There are 3 main lifts and 2 service lifts."
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"Access would be from Dibbingley Road."
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"The structure is built on a central pillar system"
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"with cantilevered floors in pre-stressed steel and concrete."
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"Well, I don't know whether I'd worry about strengthening that much. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats."
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"I quite agree. I mean, providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and,"
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"Quite agree. Quite agree."
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"It opens doors, I'm telling you."
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"Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion."
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"What other ways are there of recognizing a mason?"
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"Having once identified a mason immediate steps must be taken to isolate him from the general public."
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"In this treatment, the patient is rewarded for the correct response"
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"Think."
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"Think."
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"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!"
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"No! No! Bad! Bad!"
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"called 'Insurance Sketch'."
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"What do you want?"
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"What was that?"
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"Fully comprehensive motor insurance for one-and-eightpence."
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"Oh, oh, yes..."
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"You see, it turned out not to be economically viable,"
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"No, no, I don't really want that, Mr..."
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"I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive inurance on a 1970 Aston Martin."
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"- Aston Martin? - Yes."
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"- Forty quid and a nude lady. - No, no, I'm not interested in a nude lady."
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"I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on a 1970 Aston Martin."
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"Can you please quote me your price?"
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"Knock knock."
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"- Who's there? - The Reverend..."
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"Now then, vic. What's the trouble?"
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"- Well, it's about this letter you sent me. - Excuse me, do I have any more lines?"
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"No...no, you're finished."
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"Well, I'll be off then."
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"It's about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah - well, you see,"
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"Oh well, reverend Morrison, in your policy..."
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"You see, you unfortunately plumped for our 'Neverpay' policy,"
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"which, you know, if you never claim is very worthwhile..."
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"Oh dear, oh dear."
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"Look, Rev... I hate to see a man cry,"
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"so shove off out the office, there's a good chap."
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"OK, Devious...Don't move!"
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"The bishop!"
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"I take as my text for today..."
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"The text, vic! Don't say the text!"
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"Leviticus 3-14..."
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"We'll be right over!"
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"And it is for this reason that the Christian Church lays upon you, the godparents,"
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"is brought up in the Christian faith."
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"Francesco Luigi..."
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"We was too late... The Rev. Neuk saw the light."
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"The ring, vic! Don't touch the ring!"
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"...dust to dust, ashes to ashes."
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"Help..."
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"Help... Help..."
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"Come on!"
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"These two old people are typical of the housing problem"
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"Here! Don't you start doing a documentary on us, young man."
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"- Oh please ... - No, you leave us alone!"
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"Oh, just a little one about the appalling conditions under which you live."
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"No! Get out of our house! Go on!"
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"And snowy summits old in story..."
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"'Ere, there's Alfred Lord Tennyson in the bathroom."
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"Well, at least the poet's been installed, then."
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"Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost."
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"hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year."
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"Poets are both clean and warm And most are far above the norm"
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"I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high..."
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"Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet."
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"What is it, a Swinburne? Shelley?"
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"Continuous as the stars that shine And twinkle on the Milky Way They stretch in..."
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"It's a nice day, isn't it?"
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"Yes, yes, the weather situation is generally favourable."
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"There's a ridge of high pressure centered over Ireland"
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"Wales and areas west of the Pennines."
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"On tomorrow's chart..."
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"That's 3 degrees centigrade, 44 degrees fahrenheit, so don't forget to wrap up well."
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"That's all from me. Goodnight."
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"Now on BBC television a choice of viewing."
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"On BBC 2 - a discussion on censorship between Derek Hart,"
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"And now..."
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"We don't want that, do we. Do you really want that cherry in your tea?"
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"- Do you like doing this job? - Well, it's a living, isn't it?"
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"You've got a nice torch, haven't you?"
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"It er... It goes on and off."
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"Mmmm. That's wonderful."
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"- Do you want another look at the poet? - No, no, I must be off, really."
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"I've got Thomas Hardy in the bedroom. I'd like you to look at him."
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"- Well, I can't touch him. He's a novelist. - Oh, he keeps mumbling all night."
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"- Wombat. - Oh, Wombat. Wombat Harness!"
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"Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds,"
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"where the garden of love encloses us round."
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"Oh Harness!"
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"All right, I'll have a quick look at yer Thomas Hardy."
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"Nude man, what did you make of that?"
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"A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism."
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"It is filth!"
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