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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Buzz Aldrin Show (S02E02)

"Okay, don't anybody move!"
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"The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show."
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"en..."
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"joy..."
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"'tention; there's been a nasty 5 frog curse near the M4."
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"Very bad."
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"Only one thing to do with a multiple frog curse like this."
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"And now a sketch about a chemist"
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"Right. I've got some of your prescriptions here."
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"Er, who's got the pox?"
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"Come on..."
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"There you go."
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"Who's got a boil on the bum..."
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"Boil on the botty?"
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"Who's got the chest rash?"
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"Have to get a bigger bottle."
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"These are the words which are not to be used again on this programme."
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"- Semprini!? - Out!"
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"Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?"
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"- Good morning. - I'd like some aftershave, please."
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"Good morning, sir. Can I help you?"
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"It's our very very latest, it's called Sea Mist."
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"- I quite like it. - How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo."
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"Fishier. Fish, fish, fish."
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"A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t..."
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"Like halibut or sea bass."
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"- Or bream? - Yes."
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"Ah, I've got mackerel, or cod, or hake..."
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"You haven't got anything a little more halibutish?"
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"What's that doing there? Or skate with just a hint of prawn?"
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"- Or crab, tiger and almonds, very unusual. - I really had my heart set on halibut."
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"So it was halibut... or... ?"
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"- Sea bass. - Sea bass. Won't be a moment."
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"Sorry about this..."
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"Normally we try to avoid these little... pauses... longueurs..."
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"'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend..."
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"Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there"
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"so it looks as though he's gone down... to the basement."
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"Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!"
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"Well, sorry, sir. Lot of steps."
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"I'll just nip down there and get it for you."
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"20 minutes?"
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"Oh... I wonder what other people use for aftershave lotion?"
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"to make my breath seem sweet."
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"I use two kinds of aftershave lotions: Frankincense, Myrrh..."
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"I have a cold shower every morning just before I go mad, and then I go"
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"I use Rancid Polecat number two."
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"It keeps my skin nice and scaly."
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"Well I'm afraid they don't have any at our Kensington branch. But we have some down at the depot."
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"- Aberdeen? - It's all right. Wait here, I got a car."
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"Right. Right! RIGHT!"
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"- Your turn. - Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'?"
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"- This man has been shoplifting, officer. - Oh, he has? Yes?"
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"- Are you trying to tell me my job? - No, but he's been shoplifting."
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"and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang."
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"- But officer, this man here... - I've had enough of you. You're under arrest."
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"- No I'm not. - He's not ... I'm a witness."
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"Heresy. Blimey. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in."
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"Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my..."
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"The BBC would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan Am."
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"He was not meant to represent the average police officer."
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"was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance."
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"And now for something completely different."
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"it's just that we're not as yet... totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim."
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"- Right. Thank you, madam. - Oh, not at all. Thank you..."
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"which is moving steadily eastward bringing cloudy weather to parts of the West Country,"
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"Anyway, I think I'd better be going."
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"- Er ... um... well, I'll have a look at the batteries. - Oh yes, yes."
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"The BBC would like to apologize for the constant repetition in this show."
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"ing..."
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"this!"
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"- Oh dear... - Looks bad!"
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"Clear out the area. Fire!"
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"Thank you."
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"Come on, who's got the pox..."
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"Who's got wind?"
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"I use an aftershave called Semprini."
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"I'm sorry, sorry - can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington."
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"four kinds of aftershave lotion: Frankincense, ..."
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"Shut up! F'tang. F'tang."
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"I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage."
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"Good morning gentlemen. This is a scale model of the block."
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"Hey vic!"
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"you're..."
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"Oh! Right, what's all this, then?"
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"OK, Devious... Don't move!"
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"The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch."
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"And now..."
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"We in the East Midlands Poet Board"
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"I don't care what the so-called avant-garde, left-wing, intellectual namby-pambies say..."
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"I'll take it."
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"- No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... - Almond requisite... t... t... ?"
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"- Isn't that going to put the cost up? - It might."
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"Temperatures about average for the time of year."
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"Thank you."
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"The splendour fans on castle walls"
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"given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here."
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"- Dirty books? - No, look, I'm not interested in any af that."
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"and all other flammables, we have almost totally removed the risk of..."
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"Help..."
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"No, we haven't got any of that..."
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"Hello, and welcome to the show."
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"You excrement!"
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"Don't say the kid's name, vic!"
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"I was...I was a bit on edge just now,"
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"And on BBC 1 - me telling you this."
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"Sorry again. Can't stop, got to get back."
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"I mean, don't you get bored reading people's poets all day?"
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"The Architects Sketch..."
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"Up there!..."
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"Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for the design of this..."
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"Oh the abattoir, that's not important."
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"three kinds of aftershave lotions: Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood..."
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"and I thought it best"
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"Oh, come in."
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"I don't know, mush, I'll have to look in the script..."
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"Here we are."
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"- 40 quid. - 40 quid?"
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