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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Buzz Aldrin Show (S02E02)

"The Architects Sketch..."
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"Shut up!"
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"that the architects themselves came in to explain the advantages of both designs."
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"Good morning, gentlemen."
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"with the advantages of modern design."
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"and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort"
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"and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives."
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"The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these..."
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"Excuse me..."
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"Did you say knives?"
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"Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?"
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"Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants."
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"Yes, pity. Mind you, this is a real beauty."
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"Yes, and well done, but we did want a block of flats."
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"Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance"
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"not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist."
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"You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards."
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"Well, we're sorry you feel like that but we, er, did want a block of flats."
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"but if I were a mason I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way."
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"- I've got a second-hand apron. - Thank you."
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"- I nearly got in at Hendon. - Thank you."
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"There are 28 storeys, with 280 modern apartments."
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"The dividing walls on each floor section"
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"are fixed by recessed magnalium flanged grooves."
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"Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit."
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"Having accomplished that, it is now possible to cure him of these unfortunate masonic tendencies"
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"through the use of behavioural psychotherapy."
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"and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin."
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"Would you like to give up being a mason?"
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"Think carefully."
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"- No. - No? That's wrong!"
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"The BBC would like to apologize for the following announcement."
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"Oh! And the next item is a sketch about insurance"
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"'Insurance Sketch'..."
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"'Insurance Sketch'..."
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"Well I've come about your special fully comprehensive motor insurance policy offer..."
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"yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid."
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"so we now have a totally new offer..."
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"- What's that? - A nude lady."
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"- A nude lady? - Yes."
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"You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance."
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"If you just want third party she has to keep her bra on, and if it's just theft..."
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"- Devious. - Mr Devious."
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"- 500 quid. - 500 quid?"
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"- The Reverend who? - The Reverend Morrison."
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"Where are we? Show 8."
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"- Are you 'man'? - Yeah."
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"'The vicar sits'."
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"But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement."
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"Oh well, that's just insurance jargon, you know."
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"But my car was hit by a lorry while standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim."
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"in your policy..."
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"It states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid."
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"but you had to claim, and, well, there it is."
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"Still, never mind - could be worse. How's the nude lady?"
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"Oh, she's fine."
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"We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling."
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"Hello? ... What?..."
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"the obligation of seeing this child"
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"Therefore, I name this child..."
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"Help..."
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"The bishop!"
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"- This is where we came in. - Yes."
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"Oh, it's nice to be home."
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"- Builders haven't been then. - No."
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"facing Britain's aged."
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"Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in Walton Street?"
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"Oh, I'll go and have a bath."
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"Whether here, or on the roam Have a poet in every home."
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"Oh yes, he's in the cupboard under the stairs."
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"- No, it's a Wordsworth. - Oh, bloody daffodils."
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"A host of golden daffodils Beside the lake, beneath the trees Fluttering and dancing in the breeze"
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"the picture is much the same. With this occluded front bringing drier, warmer weather."
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"The Bishop of Woolwich and a nude man."
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"Well, you know, sometimes ... yeah."
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"Er, yeah, yeah, it er..."
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"How many volts is it?"
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"It's four and a half volts."
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"- Oh well, novelists do, you see. - Oh forget him! What's your name, deary?"
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"Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to."
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"I..."
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"hope..."
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"Proceed immediately to the area."
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"Get the magic wound."
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"called 'The Chemist Sketch'."
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"Catch."
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"It is not BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like bum,"
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"knickers, botty or wee-wees."
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"Ah, certainly. Walk this way, please."
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"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave."
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"- Yes. I'd like some aftershave. - Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t..."
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"Would you like to try this, sir?"
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"- Not really, no. Have you anything a little fishier? - Fishier?"
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"Er... parrot?"
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"Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to"
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"only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see."
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"Well, I'm afraid it didn't come in this morning, sir. But we have got some down at our Kensington branch."
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"- How long will that be? - 20 minutes."
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"I use a body rub called Halitosis"
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"Mad, 1. Mad, 2. Mad, 3. Mad, 4..."
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"- Where's that? - Aberdeen."
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"Now then! Now then!"
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"Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored"
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"Officer, it wasn't him. He's the shoplifter."
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"One more peep out of you and I'll do you for heresy."
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"- Right. I'm taking you along to the station. - What for?"
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"I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there."
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"Similarly, the reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut,"
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"And now for something completely different."
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"It's..."
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"Without more ado, the first item"
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"is a sketch about architects,"
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"called The Architects Sketch..."
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"The Architects Sketch..."
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"Up there!... Up there!..."
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"Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for the design of this..."
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"Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions..."
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"for the design of this residential block,"
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"That must be the first architect now."
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"Ah yes, it's Mr Wiggin of Ironside and Malone."
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