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Clips from Scrubs - My Five Stages (S05E05)

"Tonight, it was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief. ""
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"[J.D.] Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me."
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"[J.D.] Mostly because they never let me speak."
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"He hid them in his pantalones."
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"He loves these apples. He makes apples pie and apples juice with them."
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"we all thought Mrs. Wilk was going home."
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"But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts, she was now gonna die."
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"I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes."
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"Want me to bury you?"
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"Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling."
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"I thought we had more sand."
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"It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you."
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"- [Laughs] Thanks. - Hilarious."
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"Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I..."
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"[J.D.] Sometimes, life sucks."
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"No!"
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"Or... you have that look of someone who's gonna die young."
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"- [J.D.] We did not like him. - I think he's funny."
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"[Stammering] Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah. Um..."
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"Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat?"
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"No."
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"Carla, I don't know. Keith is a booty call."
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"Good."
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"Enjoy your day in Janitoria."
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"Labor until you tire and then labor some more."
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"Looks like rain."
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"Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?"
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"With Kelso, you got no leverage."
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"I understand you spend most of your time fighting death,"
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"Now, if you'd like, I'm willing to counsel both of you."
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"[J.D.] "We!" He said, "we!""
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"Watch me."
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"We're going to your place tonight. My room smells like apple vinegar."
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"How does he put up with that?"
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"I am making a point here, honey. No man should..."
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"Hey, I thought you went home already."
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"Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before."
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"I gotta put this bag in the trunk."
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"It smelled like German heaven."
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"Don't open that soda."
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"Apparently, you're not familiar with the John Dorian three-tap method."
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"Ahh!"
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"[Moaning]"
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"Elliot, wait."
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"Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in."
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"Oh, not great. I'm cold."
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"[J.D.] In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on."
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"Whoa!"
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"She's OK. She's ready."
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"First one to drop tells her."
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"Pretty strong there, Newbie."
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"She could totally turn it around."
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"Denial."
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"Yeah, it's not uncommon for people close to the patient"
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"Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,"
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"All right, Lester, we're having this out right here, right now!"
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"Oh, for the love of God!"
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"He's actually helped me quite a lot."
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"Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith."
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"It's about me."
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"Here's how you get your power from Keith: Ignore him."
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"Did you just call me Claire?"
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"[Grumbles]"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Now, let's talk, Ted."
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"Just you and me. No lawyers."
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"OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith."
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"Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun,"
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"[# Pearl Jam with Neil Young: Long Road]"
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"[J.D.] Letting go is never easy."
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"I would like the word "maintenance" on my uni written out"
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"... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend."
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"than letting go of someone you cared about."
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"She was a great old gal."
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"Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso."
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"[J.D.] Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games."
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"Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples."
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"I was at the dance with the other pickers."
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"- Liar! - [Grunts]"
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"You saw him do it, didn't you, Paco?"
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"You can't talk. You lost your tongue in that cider press accident."
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"Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse!"
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"[J.D.] Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far."
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"- Now what? - [Music plays on radio]"
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"Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!"
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"What?"
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"Would you love a virgin daiquiri?"
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"You know, I've never really been afraid of death."
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"When you know there's an end, it forces you to live."
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"It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli"
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"to take me to the sock hop."
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"For everyone."
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"[On radio] Sorry, Teddy! Apparently you don't need the money!"
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"He had a certain frankness about death."
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"Which one of you is gonna kick it? Don't tell me. I want to guess."
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"I'm thinking it's either you or you. You 'cause you're hooked up to machines."
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"- I'm kidding. - Oh..."
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"You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I mean, I'm not psychic."
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"She's delirious."
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""The Five Stages of Grief," which are:"
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"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance."
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"I assume that you two have already entered into a conversation"
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"with Mrs. Wilk about what dying is gonna be like."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Then please, continue."
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"All right, we will. Newbie... go."
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"OK, death is like a journey."
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"Uh, a journey in a boat."
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"And, uh, then this giant light"
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"That was the ending to Cocoon."
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"Keith, keep moving. No talking."
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"You know, Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner."
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"Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?"
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"Squirrel chili. Who knew? Ha!"
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"It's really good."
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"- I wanna go home. - Eat your soup."
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"They're not our neighbors. They live in the woods behind our apartment."
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"We'd be having brunch with them Sunday if you could have choked down the tail."
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"I make it a point not to see him before midnight."
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