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Clips from American Dad! - Why Can't We Be Friends? (S08E08)

"Oh, no! You got robbed again!"
American Dad!
"Jeff, at least use that scooter to get home."
American Dad!
"Just speed through that hallway and get home safe."
American Dad!
"Okay. Thanks, Roger."
American Dad!
"(door closes)"
American Dad!
"(fierce yell) (grunts)"
American Dad!
"Help! Carjacking!"
American Dad!
"Shredded it!"
American Dad!
"STEVE: And now, lacrosse champion, Steve Smith! Yay!"
American Dad!
"What's wrong?"
American Dad!
"(sighs) Come with me."
American Dad!
"Here are letters I wrote that I found in Dad's desk."
American Dad!
"So he had Darnell witness a fake murder,"
American Dad!
"then made up some bogus witness protection thing,"
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"and hid him in some apartment in Lanceton."
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"(rock music playing in distance)"
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"(loud rock music continues) Snot!"
American Dad!
"Steve!"
American Dad!
"No! From my dad!"
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"Oh, hey, Steve."
American Dad!
"Is it safe for me to come out of hiding yet?"
American Dad!
"Nope."
American Dad!
"(loud rock music playing)"
American Dad!
"(turns off music) Wait, let me get this straight."
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"There's no Capellis?"
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"I don't need to be in witness protection?"
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"Yeah, but, Snot, that was before I got to know you."
American Dad!
"I mean, you're absolutely amazing, buddy!"
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"What are you doing? Snot's not your buddy!"
American Dad!
"He's your kidnap victim, you psycho!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, Steve."
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"Coming in a little hot."
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"How are you not furious with him?!"
American Dad!
"Because he's forgiving, Steve."
American Dad!
"If you knew him as well as I do,"
American Dad!
"you would've included that in your "five hard facts about Snot.""
American Dad!
"Plus, you forgot his one "soft fact.""
American Dad!
"Squirrels love him. Isn't that right, Nutsy?"
American Dad!
"You guys aren't friends!"
American Dad!
"You're a 14-year-old boy,"
American Dad!
"and he's a 42-year-old man."
American Dad!
"14 and a half."
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"And I just turned 42."
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"Besides, he made witness protection fun."
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"But it was all fake."
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"So is air guitar, but we love that."
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"I don't need to talk about it! (singing guitar solo)"
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"(Stan and Steve singing guitar solos)"
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"Guys, guys, I can be friends with both of you."
American Dad!
"All right, then, I'm gonna pack up."
American Dad!
"While you do, I'll read you all the letters"
American Dad!
""18 March."
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""It's been a fortnight since our last frolic."
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"My bosom heaves with the weight of your absence.""
American Dad!
"So, what happened while I was gone?"
American Dad!
"Yeah, like everybody."
American Dad!
"You!"
American Dad!
"What up, d-bags?"
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"What a coincidence. I didn't know this was your hang."
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"Snot and I are going to the carnival."
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"Ooh, sorry, Dad, but you don't have a ticket."
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"I'll buy a ticket."
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"Oh, Steve, that sucks!"
American Dad!
"You want me to walk you home again?"
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"It didn't help last time."
American Dad!
"Sheesh! Just trying to help the kid out."
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"(bones crack) I'm gonna rape him this time."
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"(wind whistling, siren wails in distance)"
American Dad!
"You know the drill here."
American Dad!
"I left my door unlocked. Kids played after dark."
American Dad!
"(gunshots continue)"
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"(grunting)"
American Dad!
"Yeah! Snot! Doesn't it remind you"
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"Can you believe that ride, Snot?"
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"Oh, my God, my stomach was all over the place."
American Dad!
"(retching)"
American Dad!
"So, what's next, Snotters? What's on deck?"
American Dad!
"Lame! Really?"
American Dad!
"Okay. I'm gonna go get a hot dog."
American Dad!
"You mean have sex with a hot dog!"
American Dad!
"(derisive laughing)"
American Dad!
"(retching)"
American Dad!
"MAN: Winner!"
American Dad!
"You want another? I'll win you another."
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"Please don't."
American Dad!
"They're becoming less special."
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"I can't believe he left before he took our photo booth pictures."
American Dad!
"Maybe we should just go."
American Dad!
"Go? No, no, w-we'll take the pictures!"
American Dad!
"so we have to do four awesome things."
American Dad!
"Okay, what are four awesome things?"
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"Ooh, wait, I-I know what to do."
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"I think I'm gonna go."
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"What? D-Don't you want to see how the pictures came out?"
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"Yeah, I'll see them later."
American Dad!
"Thanks for..."
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"(mellow rock beat playing)"
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"(mellow rock beat continues)"
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"♪"
American Dad!
"(quietly): No."
American Dad!
"I'm here for Steve."
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"♪"
American Dad!
"Just go to him already!"
American Dad!
"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
American Dad!
"He's my best friend!"
American Dad!
"Kid's got his mother's ass."
American Dad!
"(grunts)"
American Dad!
"So? So..."
American Dad!
"I like coffee ice cream,"
American Dad!
"What do you think Stan's gonna give us for doing this?"
American Dad!
"You don't. You're in hiding."
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"Oh, no, that's terrible!"
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"Eh. I don't have time for this."
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"(giggling)"
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"STAN: I'm not even tired."
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"STAN: Hey, does this building have a pool?"
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"SNOT: Totally."
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"SNOT: No."
American Dad!
"(tires screech)"
American Dad!
"(groans)"
American Dad!
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